Why, good morning, twig and berries! We trust that this will be the first of many appearances this season. Jack strikes us as the kind of guy for whom clothing is only a mild suggestion. A lot of commenters seemed to like this dress and we don’t get it. At most, it’s just pretty....
Chris & JillianPoor Chris. Bad enough they figured out a way to make sewing into an Olympic Track & Field event, but then they had to go and edit it to make it look like it took him twenty minutes to get to the other side of Bryant Park. We’re not entirely on the same page with this dress.... Ricky & Victorya“I’m scared, y’know? It’s like, am I going to be good enough for this competition? Am I going to make it? Am I going to have enough hats? Y’know, because it’s not just a GAME. *snf* It’s my LIFE. And my hats.” Oh Maria, you better toughen up... Judge Not.Darlings, we consider ourselves scholars of all things PR at this point and we’ve learned many things in our time obsessively examining every millisecond of every show. Occasionally, we like to share one of these pearls of wisdom with you. Get a pen. When, somewhere down the road... Oh, Elisa. We hope you stay awhile.We’re not sure we’d want to see you in the Final 3, but maybe the final 6 or so. “I ended up taking some silk chiffon and I decided that I would imbue it with a natural element and use grass stain as a staining method. In my own work often times I use teas, oils, and... Princess PuffysleevesOh good lord. It’s gonna be TOUGH to get past that hair. Seriously, how much time does Princess take to do that every morning? If Lola Falana sustained a head wound, her hair would look something like this. Granted, we’re pretty sure his entertainment value has an expiration date... The Bitch is Back!“Can I see it with the jacket off? And could she turn around? And maybe put on another dress? And tell her to stop looking directly at me.” Oh, kittens. She’s BACK. And childbirth has thankfully done NOTHING to soften her. Nina, we missed you so. “You show me THIS? I... So long, Simone!Man, it really sucks to be the first one to go, doesn’t it? We never even got a chance to figure out if we hate you! On the other hand… Oh, honey. Everything about this was just wrong. As puzzled as we were with the win last night, we have to say that the judges were absolutely... Congratulations, Rami!Let’s get started, shall we? Oh, you hot, smug thing, you. Those judges’ chairs were mighty damp by the time the show wrapped. We wouldn’t want to be the production assistant that had to hose down the Duchess’s chair. How else to explain the... Bring it, bitches – Part 2Steven Rosengard Tom: I thought this was really cute. Lorenzo: Me too. I liked the symmetry and the neutral colors. Simple and elegant. Tom: It’s something Samantha Stevens would wear when Larry and Louise Tate are coming over for drinks. Tom: Yeah…no. It’s like a goth... Bring it, Bitches.Let’s get to it, shall we? Kevin Christiana: Lorenzo: I hated it. I thought it was very “Jeffrey” and not in a good way. Tom: I didn’t mind it. It’s a bit plain. Hate the tights, though. Lorenzo: Love it! Thought the pants were hot as hell. Extremely impressed... It ain’t for the sewing, that’s for sure.Let’s throw a bomb, shall we? Season 4 looks to be the MOST drama-filled season of Project Runway yet, and already we’re hearing grumblings from the fans. When so many of them say that they “don’t watch the show for the drama,” we tend to think they’re... |