We love the little shit. We thought we were going to wind up hating him, but how can you not love a tiny little pocketgay with jacked-up hair, a 14-inch waist, and a predilection for pronouncing everything “fierce” through his nose? Sure, we wouldn’t want to be stuck in an...

*sniff* We miss him already. We weren’t even planning on getting to him today, since it would require posting about 6 outfits in one day, but you bitches just wouldn’t shut up about him on the Jillian post. Not that we can blame you. Who didn’t love Chris? To be honest, we...

YOU are the winner in the most boring episode ever! Feh. How did this happen? On paper, this had all the signs of being a fabulously entertaining hour. You had Nina in the workroom, looking (of course) fabulous. You had goofy fashion trends being fought over and you had a team challenge,...

We’re in the home stretch here! Sweet Baby Jesus, there are a lot of designers, aren’t there?   “Pants are just two big sleeves sewn together.” Seriously, what is not to love about Chris? Funny, competent, and completely drama-free. He’s quickly become one...

Yeah, we already used this picture. Sue us. Now. Where were we? We like. The white jacket is a bold choice that wouldn’t look good on everyone but probably would’ve looked great on Tiki. There’s something weird going on with those pants, though. Poor boy’s got...

Show of hands. Did anyone remember this outfit? They shoved all the well made outfits off the runway so fast that we completely forgot about it. We’ve seen the previews. We know the bitchiness is coming, but dammit, we have to admit, she’s talented. Possibly REALLY talented....

“Every one of the gay guys in the room was freaking out…being the only straight guy, I was like, whatever.” Dude, are you going to mention that EVERY WEEK? We GET IT. You’re a big manly man clothing designer. Although you wouldn’t know it from this piece. Not the...

Explain something to us, poodles. We keep reading these wildly negative comments about Sweet P – some going so far as to say she’s a bitch – and we honestly don’t get why. She seems to be getting along with her fellow designers fairly well so we’re not sure what...

We have to say, this design is growing on us. So much so that we’re prepared to go along with what seems to be the majority opinion that this outfit should have won. Let’s get one thing out of the way right off: that is some wonky tailoring going on there in the jacket. The pants...

“Don’t go home too soon…Don’t go home too soon.” Bitch, don’t go taunting your fellow designers in the sewing room when it’s your ass on the line. Karma’s not enough of a bitch in reality, but it’s a HUGE bitch in reality television....

With regards to shark-jumping, Project Runway skated right up to that tank last night and almost…almost made the jump before pulling away. Last night’s episode encapsulated everything we feared about Season 4. It’s a standard rule with most television shows – and...

Feh. The first sucky episode of the new season. We’ve been waiting so long for new episodes that we actually forgot that sometimes they suck. Whatevs, bitches. We’ll have a post later today wherein we expound on the suckitude on display last night. For now, let’s all take a...

Let’s wrap this up, shall we?      And speaking of wrapping things up… This is for the chic martial artist who wants to be sassy and wear her brown belt ON HER HEAD. These two worked well together but the simmering egos just under the surface made us think things...

“Most women feel that they have to like save their special clothes for a special occasion. Well, fuck that!” Well alright, then! That’s a philosophy we can get behind. But before we get to that, how cute was Chris this week? Although granted, much like Carmen’s...

Well, we’ll say one thing about Princess.    That bitch can sketch. Not only that; it appears to us that he comes into a project with everything fully formed. That sketch looks almost exactly like the finished look. No “take it as it comes” or “we’ll...

Her freaky “I wanted Sweet P ALL ALONG.” complete with shifty eyes needed only the requisite shrieking violin Psycho music to make the moment complete. But we told you! Didn’t we tell you? We knew there was more to this chickie than simply being “whacky.” Yes,...

Once the Duchess got the Pocahontas reference out of the way, we gave up on trying to be clever here. Strangely, the sketch had a more sophisticated feel to it. We probably wouldn’t have liked this version much better, but at least it didn’t look like an old afghan. We think those...

Again with the frickin’ bows. These designers are going to kill us. Part of the reason we wanted to lead off yesterday with a post about Sarah Jessica Parker and her BITTEN line was so that we could point out just how in line with the BITTEN aesthetic this dress was. The editing made it...

As soon as she walked through that workroom door – and how dramatic was that moment? Even though we were already pretty sure she was the guest judge, we could feel the excitement of the designers, who were clearly beside themselves. Anyway, as soon as she walked through that door,...

We went back and forth on this one, but ultimately, Lorenzo joined Tom on the Dark Side and agreed that this was just not good.   First off, the frigging bow. Enough already. Second, the big sash-y straps. Too much. And finally, it’s a basic, shapeless sack. The fabric is pretty...

There’s a bit of a theme with this post, because both of these dresses look like they started out cute and suffered head-on collisions with uglier dresses. Looking past the gimmick, which admittedly, was tough for us, this is a sharply tailored dress rendered in beautiful fabrics. The...