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Christian sums up our feelings on the judging this week: We couldn’t agree more, Princess. This: Was pretty fucking amazing. Not without its problems, mind you, but amazing nonetheless. See, we don’t know about the rest of you, but we don’t watch Project Runway so we can see...

Honey, none of us needed to see that. This, on the other hand, was a joy to behold – and a bit of a shock. We admit it, even after all this time and thousands of viewing hours, those little editor gremlins can still throw us off. This was super cute. When she first mentioned she was...

“Congratulations…Ricky. You’re the winner.” “Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo! It’s like a roller coaster! I’m…I’m a WINNER! It feels like – like…WINNING!” “I can’t believe that fucker won instead of me.” “I...

Darlings, blame this one on us. We were so late getting the script for these funnies to Alex that he barely had any time to put this together. Trooper that he is, he sketched like mad to get this back to us even though he’s in the middle of having his store renovated. Let’s give...

Did anyone else think they were going to break out in song? The Bronx is up and the Battery’s down! The people ride in a hole in the ground! No? God, we miss Musical Mondays. Soon, kittens. Very soon. So, when Heidi said “Chris, you’re in. You can leave the runway,”...

Well, we’re out of dresses to make fun of so how about a little mid-season report card? Darlings, we think we have our finger on the pulse of PR fandom, and we think it’s safe to say that one cry has rung out loud and clear over and over. “This season sucks.” We...

Oh, the DRAMA of fashion design, darlings!    A seething, roiling red hot soup of creativity and ambition abounds! Designers who would chew off their own feet for a chance at real success! A creative process that reduces the most hardened vets to tears! A backstabbing arena where...

Once again, Alex brings his inimitable talent to the table as we ask the designers So, what do you REALLY think of your partner? (click, bitches!) And no, we had no idea he was going to toon us at the end, but don’t we look adorable? [Illustrations: Alex...

See? We point out that a talented designer isn’t getting any love from the judges and what happens? What ALWAYS HAPPENS? Darlings, we must learn to use our special powers for good. But kittens, perhaps you can answer something for us because we’re a little confused. If Kit was the...

Darlings, when it came down to the wire and it was the Bitches vs. the … well, the Bitches, we couldn’t help but cheer a little bit when the penis’d bitches won. It’s all about the identity politics with us. This: Is so breathtaking that we have not the words....

Once again, the immensely talented Alex! makes our words look funnier than they actually are. Click, bitches. We’re starting to think that Project Runway would be loads more fun if it was animated. [Illustration: Alex...

We still stand by our assessment that Kit’s was the most stylish and youthful out of the entries – and therefore, the winner – but if the question is “Who made the most beautiful dress?” then hands down, the winner is Chris. We’re not journalists and we...

Ha! You’ll just have to wait to hear what we think of Chris’ dress! FAKEOUT, bitches!   This is kind of a stumble for our little robot, but it still had a lot going for it. First, she chose some really stunning colors with which to work. In a week where we saw some rather...

There’d be a revolt if we didn’t (cue the “Our commenters are revolting!” joke), so here: It took him hours to drape that towel just so. Anyone else coming to the conclusion that Rami is seriously limited as a designer? Yes, draping is a beautiful thing when it’s...

“I told my Mama I would make her proud by making a shitty dress this week! *snff*” Oy. This is a tough one to write. Honestly, what can we say that hasn’t already been said? And what can we say about a dress that has so little going for it? Seriously, there’s no there...

Oh, kittens.      We’re back to arguing again. Lorenzo loves it and Tom went from merely liking it to hating it more each time he looks at it. Seriously hating it. Alright, let’s start with Lorenzo: he thinks it’s a beautiful, sophisticated, albeit basic, prom...

“So, Maddie, who did you choose?” “Christian! I am going to hug him and squeeze him and call him my BESTEST FRIEND!” “Kill me.”   Oh, kittens. Karma’s a bitch, ain’t it? Christian got paired with the most opinionated, overconfident, pushy...

We don’t give a shit WHAT those fakakta judges said. WE think your design was the clear winner this week. Surprised, readers? Based on the comments to the previous posts, nearly everybody seems to think that either Sweet P or Chris got robbed out of the win and many assumed that we...

You know what this angry little blog needs? A comic strip! Alex! couldn’t stop himself from drawing pretty much every person on the show and after the tears stopped rolling down our faces at the sight of these adorable l’il designers, we knew we had to write a comic. It’s a...

Bullshit. We think that about says it all, but we figure we have to write another couple hundred words to keep you entertained. We think a win like this sums up the main problem of having someone like Nina wielding such influence in the judging decisions. A lot of the features on the dress...