Awwww, how sweet was that? And how unsurprising was that outcome? Poor Chris. Never was a PR contestant more jerked around than he was. Auf’d, returned, made it to the end, eliminated at the last second after working on a collection for five months. Danielle Steele novels have less plot...

Jillian: “To break away from the confines of beginning with a concept, for this mini collection, the intention was simple: What do I want to wear tomorrow? Three different outfits to fulfill three different but everyday needs. Clothing should be fun to wear and that was my state of mind...

“I evoked and handed over via the wrappings of couture, three characters from a decade’s worth of marionettes, puppet, dolls, and other such sculptural beings. These three who exist within the mythic realm of The Hunger World were chosen specifically for Project Runway because of...

“VictorYA, you were very upset about Jack leaving, weren’t you?” “Mmmm.” “She’s kind of a bitch, isn’t she, Tim?” “HAHAHAHA! She sure is, Heidi!” “Yeah? At least I’m not dressed like Wilma Flintstone.”...

Oh, kittens. You’re gonna HATE us in about 2 minutes.  Christian: “My theme for the online challenge is kinda crazy. My theme is crazy prints and I just wanted to have fun with it and mix prints and do color. They’re just funky prints, crazy mix … like a total big...

So let’s get to it, shall we? Marion: “My collection is based on imagery. Some of the images like the palm leaf top are graphic and bold, and are paired with a black heavy silk to resonate with the top. Other images like the feather top are delicate and light. The delicate feather...

So, how about that big pile of nothing last night? Heidi hates VictorYA! VictorYA hates everybody! Rami and Chris are lovers! Carmen is a big crybaby! Oh, there’s so much nothing to talk about, darlings! And trust us, we will. But first, there’s the matter of a big obnoxious...

Darlings, in discussing Rami’s work this week, let us turn to two titans of Project Runway, The Duchess herself, Miss Michael Kors, and Saint Tim of the Gunn.   Michael’s thoughts can be found here: “In terms of Rami, once again, you might have a very nice career and a...

Oh, Kittens. We do NOT agree on this dress. The short version: Lorenzo: PRO-dress Tom: Decidedly NOT pro-dress Tom is waiting to receive your catcalls and offerings of ripe fruit at high velocity. Longer version: well, it’s a little more complicated than that. We do agree on some...

Jillian wants to get to Bryant Park so badly… …that she will use her model as an IRONING BOARD to get there. That is some hardcore, no-wire-hangers shit. We have to admit… …we kinda loved this. But Jillian, for the love of God, enough with those shoes. Detail from the...

Because we liked Sweet P, we’re definitely sorry to see her go… …but we can’t honestly say we disagree with the judges on this one. Well, that’s not entirely accurate. Lorenzo says he loves the dress (“Sue me!”), but even he agrees there were some...

“Might as well face it, you’re addicted to Puffysleeves, Christian!” Boy, did she EVER live up to her nickname this week! Fun challenge, right? We like nothing better than to see the designers unleashed at this point. Quibble if you will about the judges’ choices, but...

Something occurred to us when we got to the end of the outfits for this episode. The designers who did the best in this challenge (Chris, Jillian, Christian) were the ones who dressed the character that their diva was playing while the ones who did the worst (Sweet P, Rami, Ricky) just put...

Darlings, it’s just ridiculous to think we can keep stringing together coherent sentences regarding outfits made out of spandex cocktail napkins and manage to entertain you in the PRG style. Bathrobe. After all, it’s not like we actually watch the WWE and even knew who these...

Darlings, we just may be coming around to loving this challenge.   Because watching Rami getting his balloon popped (figuratively speaking, of course) has proven to be riveting entertainment. He draped hot pink spandex, all the while moaning about how this isn’t his aesthetic or...

Holy shit, she’s freaking out! We’re gonna talk about your tacky stripper outfit, Jillian! Just CALM DOWN! Okay, maybe that’s a little unfair, because this: …was actually kind of awesome. Before we say anything else though, we have to point out the severe WRONGNESS of...

You are barking up the WRONG tree. When we found out what this challenge was going to be, we said, “If Chris can’t win this, then he shouldn’t be there.” Outside of just handing them over to drag queens, you couldn’t have come up with a challenge more perfectly...

Take a good look, kittens: That right there is what we like to call “a low point.” Tim, you’re a whore. We still love you, though. Yes darlings, THIS is what fashion’s all about, isn’t it? Tranny hookers in spandex sitting on each other’s faces. The...

“Are you there, God? It’s me, Jillian. I- I don’t know how to tell you this, but…” “…I really fucked up.” Oh boy, did she ever. But check out her little cha-cha skirt! Shake it, Anita! Oy. Where to start. From the top, we guess. But first,...

We still have dresses from last week to rip, darlings! Let’s get to it.    Awwww, how can we rip on this little ragamuffin? Watch and learn.   We half-love it. Or rather, we love half of it. Okay two-thirds of it. Even though it does look a little annoying to wear, we do...

Maybe he should have spent less time talking to it and a little time listening to it because we’re pretty sure it was saying “Stop! Please!” Darlings, the more we look at this… …the more we are simply overcome with ennui. Dull, dull, dull. Worse than that: dated,...