Kittens, Alex crawled out of his hole and scribbled this for us, such is his commitment to your entertainment. He said he’s got another strip in the works for us so clap loudly!     [Illustrations: Alex...

Get your tomatoes and warm up your pitching arms, girls!   Heavy and depressing and uninteresting bordering on ugly. It completely obliterates whatever figure that model has. Another point – and for us, this is the biggest complaint we have about Chris’ collection – it...

It’s SissyBear’s turn and oh, kittens. Are we ever in TROUBLE. Now, why are we in trouble? Well, we fear you’re going to come after us with torches and pitchforks. See, a great many of you swooned over this collection and some of you even went so far as to opine that his...

    And the clunks just keep on coming. Ignoring the ugly plaid (which is nigh-impossible for us), that top doesn’t seem to go with it at all, and the silhouette just ain’t all that. The pants are weirdly balloony. Had they been a full straight-leg trouser or a skinny...

Poodles, now comes the time when we give the decoys the RunGay treatment. Stepping up to the plate, that inked little darling from L.A., Miss Sweet P. Sweet P’s kind of hard to pin down. Her work during the competition was (at best) erratic and when she walked out on that runway to...

  This was another look that drew gasps from the crowd – and rightfully so. No, of course it’s not “wearable” in the sense that the average woman would ever attempt this look, but it’s a stunningly dramatic statement. She cut quite a figure walking down that...

Princess, come on down! You’re the next contestant on The Price is Right! Kittens, this is going to be tough. We laughed when we uploaded all the pictures for this post and realized we’d essentially be discussing the same outfit over and over again. Which isn’t to say that...

    This is the third time we’ve seen this look from Jillian, but we can’t blame her. It’s a great look and it’s quickly becoming her signature. On the other hand, we think she overworked it this time. There’s a lot of great detailing here, but too much...

It’s Baby’s turn! We haven’t tried to hide the fact that we loved Jillian’s collection the best. It seems to us that in a competition like Project Runway, the final winner should demonstrate not only a strong point of view and a sense of innovation, but also the...

Onward to bitchery, bitches!   From the waist up, pretty. Very pretty, in fact. We don’t normally love those “blooming onion” collars but the proportions are right. The sleeves are nice too. Still don’t love the color, though. From the waist down…ouch....

Now, what can we say as an introduction? We’re going to have to cop to something right away: for the most part, we didn’t like this collection. There were a handful of looks that we liked and even a couple that we loved, but overall, we found it dreary and heavy and not at all...

The Dish announced today that Jillian is the winner of the Sew Not Over competition: “Well, Bravotv.com users, you’ve spoken. Just to refresh, we asked this season’s Project Runway designers to create a three-piece collection for our Sew Not Over online challenge and had you...

More picture dumping from the TRESemmé finale party, darlings. By the way, Bravo’s press release informs us that the season four finale became the network’s most watched broadcast ever (3.754 million). Congrats, Bravo! The Fab Four Jay. Being Jay. Andy Cohen with Jay’s...

Bitches, we are EXHAUSTED. And just a tiny bit hung over. We had a blast last night. In fact, for whatever reason, this was one jammin’ finale party compared to the other reality show wrapups we’d been to (although those Shear Genius bitches run a close second). Apparently, Season...

Well! Was that not a FABULOUS finale or what? For all the (occasional bouts of) boredom this season induced in us, we have to say, those bitches really BROUGHT IT for the big wrapup. And how refreshing that the judges made a decision that, while it wouldn’t have been OUR first choice...

Golden Boy steps up to the plate: Well, let’s start with the obvious: draping. To our eyes, he can be accused of returning to that well five times out of eleven. That’s a lot, but still not as much as we would have thought. He also returned to that twisted fabric trick we dislike...

Do you want to hear our scattered impressions of the home visits? Of course you do!   Still about as believable as a scene depicting him making out with a woman. Was ToteGay’s little hobbit hole not adorable? He sleeps on the floor under his creations. Say what you will about her,...

It’s Christian’s turn under the microscope, bitches! Well darlings, we may have to come up with another nickname for Christian because clearly “Princess Puffysleeves” isn’t accurate. Oh sure, there’s a surfeit of puffiness (as well as pleating and ruffles)...

Kit: “For my online collection, I just really wanted to push myself to make things I really would want to wear. It’s the ideal of the whole Kit Pistol philosophy that you can mix more nighttime-looking clothes with more casual layering pieces, so it’s really about the way...

Well poodles, now comes the time when we look at the finalists’ output for the competition so far to see if we can draw any conclusions about them. Completists that we are, we’ll also be looking at the decoy designers, but for now, let’s focus on the candidates for the win....

Steven: “My life seems to be full of contradictions these days, so I wanted to convey that through the “Sew Not Over” line. I wanted to make cute, fun cocktail dresses that were full of their own contradictions. Instead of bright colors, I used black. And instead of using...