“Oh Miss…we’d like some extra towels for our room and could you tell us if there’s an ice machine on this floor?” We’ll get to the dress in a minute. The model? HOT. FIERCE and HOT. Girl’s got a KILLER set of legs and she worked that runway like she...

Winner, Dammit!! WINNER!! AGH! ! We’re so pissed, it’s taken us all day to write this entry. Just LOOK at this: Gorgeous! The bitch already established herself as the princess of prints, but damn, girl really knows draping and structure, too. That is an amazingly flattering...

We know we’re probably gonna hear it from some of you because he was certainly a favorite, but Robert’s auf’ing was totally justified as far as we were concerned. The judges spew a lot of bullshit half the time, but their mantra of...

Oh, there was much distress at Chez PRGay last night. Wine glasses were thrown, high-pitched wailing was heard, and garments were rended. Okay, not so much on the rending of garments. There is no joy in Gayville, Crazy Vincent’s still not out. Worse than that, the barking loon won it...

Dear Tim, Oh, how can I express how I feel about you? You are my ultimate hero. What Superman was to me 30 years ago, you have become for me now. If they made Tim Gunn Underoos, I’d have a drawerful. I want to be you when I grow up. You are every single thing a proto-fabulous gayboy...

We wish we had more to say about Uli, but she’s always in the background, keeping the drama to a minimum and working like a German. She’s repetitive in the same way Laura is, but what she does, she always does well. This dress was beautiful if a little lampshade-y.   YES!...

Awesome!     “*sssnnnnnnffffff!* Whoa. I look gorgeous,...

  “This dress is tacky and my designer thinks I look like a hooker and the judges have been frowning at him lately and I’m working the shit out of this thing because I don’t want to be barefoot in a black slip standing next to Heidi tomorrow morning!” “Boop...

As we all know, Laura’s a Southern girl at heart, and like all Southern girls, she is at all times the picture of womanly grace and charm. Or not. Laura honey, you really brought the bitchery this week. Ragging on your co-designers’ styling choices… Fucking with your...

Here’s the thing about Jeffrey: We don’t like him all that much. Not in the “love to hate him” manner that is the stock in trade of all reality shows, but more in the manner of “you’re boring and one-note and full of yourself” that is the stock in...

Princess Pinking Shears really fell apart this week, didn’t she? There, there, little Kaynebow. Hey, you know what? That color looks really good on you. Yes, we know you love color because you’re from the South, but you haven’t always wielded color wisely when dressing...

  “Hi Flopsy Fleurchon! What do you think I should do for this challenge?” “Oh Miss Angela! You’re so talented, it doesn’t matter what you do!” “Why thank you, Flopsy! And what about you, Mr. J. Jumbles? What do you think I should do?”...

Oh, what the fuck is he still doing here? That…thing was so godawful “art school project, circa 1986″ he should be embarrassed. “Avant gawde,” Vincent? Puh. Leeze. If you’d slathered her in glue and thrown her in a dumpster, you would have gotten exactly...

Laura, honey…where to start? The dress? PRETTY! So, so pretty. The front and back pleats? The perfect black flower? CHIC! CLEAN! FRESH! The “For Nuts Only?” WITTY! (although we can’t help thinking you’re making some sort of anal sex joke at the expense of your...

Sings a song, sounds like she’s singin’ Ooh! Baby, ooh! Said...

Not Alison! Not our fluffy little panda cub! Watching her get the Heidi treatment pained us. It was like watching someone kick a kitten. Besides, this was a bullshit auf’ing. We thought there were problems with the execution, but the design was intricate and interesting. She screwed it...

Congratulations on your second win, Michael! You know we’re your biggest fans, but uhh… …we don’t get it. No, seriously. We don’t get why this outfit won. The judges just creamed themselves over it and we thought it looked like crap. She looks like an escaped...

Mind if we have a word with you? No? Good. First off, you’re fabulous and we love you. Secondly, your taste is fabulous and we love it. Third, no one can fuck with shitheads in the sewing room like you can and for that, we love you. Fourth, you’re fabulous. But honey, we’re...

Okay, we get that in the cutthroat world of Project Runway, you might want to label your tools when you’re surrounded by backstabbing bitches in pursuit of the Saturn Sky Roadster. We get that. Really. Still… Robert honey, there was no need to be so flamboyant about it....

“I just basically peed my pants. I was totally excited. It was so dead on.”   “Hi. I’m Angela Keslar, Freelance Fashion Designer. As you all know from watching me on Season 3 of Bravo’s Project Runway, I’m an excitable girl from off the grid in O-HI-O....

What else is there to say, really? Oh yeah, your dress...