“I’m gonna pick…Nazri.” “Ha. I’m gonna kill you in your sleep, y’know.” “WHAT?! Ohmigod, are you kidding me? Look at me! Did you see how I worked the shit out of every frikkin art camp project I had to wear? That paper dress? I was FIERCE!...
Everybody Wins!And Project Runway takes one step closer to the Special Olympics. Next season, there will be someone permanently stationed at the end of the runway to give out hugs. We recommend Andre Leon Talley. It’s a cute, sassy dress and that’s saying something coming from Uli. While some of... Fabulous Mommy Loves the Gays!“OUTzone: Any favorite “Runway” blogs? “ “Project Rungay. When they’re on, they’re really on. They’re so cute, those boys. It’s funny, because I get recognized on the street nowadays. People stop me and I answer their questions and I take my picture with them and... Nazri’s ELLE ad for TRESemmé is out!Our girl’s looking FIERCE! Michael looks cute, too. This isn’t the whole ad, by the way. Wouldn’t want the bitches at ELLE getting mad at us and sticking pins in little PRGayBoy dolls, would you? The spread is actually a couple pages long with smaller pics of some of the... Bad Mommy vs. The Angry Little Peanut.Ruh-roh. “But when they returned for their group show at Bryant Park, fellow contestant Laura Bennett accused Sebelia of cheating.” Don’t you love it when fashion bitches get all,... Fabulous Mommy“How’d you meet your husband, Peter Shelton? At a dinner party. I must have been the hot babe in the room at the ripe old age of 32 or something.” Read the NYMAG interview... Kayne’s GoodbyeHey Hookers! I am so gonna miss you guys! Except for Laura. Just kidding, bitch!!!! LOL! This dress is totally GORGEOUS I don’t care what that bitch Nina says! She wouldn’t know gorgeous if it pooped on her head. Whoops! Looks like it already did! LOL!!!! Just kidding! Anyway,... Nina: Aesthetically PleasingWhat do we love about NEENAGAHCEEAAfashiondirectorofellemagazine? Only everything. Here is a woman who, week in and week out, sits next to another woman who is generally considered one of the most beautiful in the world and damn, the bitch holds her own. She always looks totally put together... Tim’s TakeTo tide us over until next week’s episode, a new Tim’s Take is up. “Could Vincent have been any more smarmy while talking to Catherine Malandrino? Ohhhhhh, I know. The horrifying thought is that, yes, he probably could have been smarmier.” Read more... Squeeze those widdle cheeks!How cute was he? “Thank you for having me.” Such a nice boy. To be honest, we were a little surprised. We’re not supercrazy about Zac Posen, but he made for an excellent judge. His critiques were insightful and informative, but relatively kind. And he seemed genuinely happy... Ladies and Gentlemen, Bravo channel presents…LIZA! The hottest ticket of 1973! Fresh off her award winning concert “Liza with a Z,” comes her sensational followup “Liza with a Tan and a Bottle of ‘Ludes!” Oh, Uli. What are we gonna do with you? “I’m gonna do a hippy, beach-party cocktail... Pippi WhorestockingIt’s a little disturbing that so many designers last week interpreted “cocktail dress” as “streetwalker uniform.” As always with Jeffrey’s designs, we WANT to like them, else we fear being seen as old farts, but there’s “rock and roll” and... The Epitome of "Workin’ It."We just had to post this. How fabulous is this bitch? We especially love the Post-It note carefully placed under the heel to protect the leather on her vintage LV. Is there anyone who could question our love for this... Nina: Pure LustNina tries to keep it all cool and aloof, but every once in a while, she sees something and she can’t keep the fashiongasm off her face. That needs to be on me. Now. Oh God, I would look hot with that on me. Imagine my hair with that on me. Against my skin? Gorgeous. Oh, yes.... Oy, What a Day We Had!We had a fabulous time at EMc2′s Fall Off the Runway event hosted by Emmett McCarthy yesterday! This was what greeted us when we arrived around 1:30. Ew. We’re SO not about lines. Fortunately, an almost literal ray of sunshine appeared when Alison Kelly came out. We all said... V & A : Second Verse, Same as the FirstDRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA! Soap opera. In a perfect world, after downing that flute (and it ain’t the first flute he’s downed if you know what we’re saying), he would have boozily drawled “Well, how would you like it if I told the board of directors you... If Happy Little Bluebirds Fly…Our last little bit of sparkle has left the building. Ahh, Kaynebow. How we will miss you. Amanda = Hot. It’s to Kayne’s credit that he really made the attempt to edit himself last night. From the front, the dress is inoffensive, if bland and a little dated-looking.... GO ON, GIRL!!Big, fat Sally-Field-style tears were shed at 10:58 EST last night in the PRGay living room. Our girl won. She FINALLY won. For a dress that we only liked. Don’t get us wrong, it’s pretty. It’s also, as per usual, well-made and we’re as happy as the judges were to see... Vincent: One last, loving look back.“You are the most sensational-looking woman on this boat who’s still talking to me. Of course I’m a little crazy.” “Mon Dieu! My very womb just recoiled!”... Michael Knight, Fashion NinjaOuch. There are missteps and then there are missteps. This was just badbadbad. It’s to Michael’s credit that he made no bones about it. He knew he had an ugly garment and he didn’t try to bullshit anyone over it. We have to say, even if the ruching had been perfectly... "I’m wearing an Uli Herzner UNoriginal!"...It’s so damn hard to write posts about Uli because dammit, she never gives us material for jokes. She’s so drama-free and low key that she doesn’t seem like a reality show contestant at all. Anyway, let’s talk about her dress this week. Whoops! That’s not this... |