No awards ceremony that dubs Justin Bieber the Artist of the Year deserves a moment of consideration, but there are dresses to rip, so we feel compelled to offer bitchy, drive-by assessments, darlings. Hit it, chanteuses and contractually obligated ABC stars!   Brandy  Uh… no....

Christian Siriano designed the cobalt blue coat Pink wore for her performance at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards. Christian sez, “She wanted it full and fabulous! It was my detective coat! Super chic!!” We think it looks pretty sharp. We love the color and the proportions on it....