Kaley Cuoco attends 2013 People’s Choice Awards in a Christian Siriano dress accessorized with Dana Rebecca Designs jewelry and Giuseppe Zanotti sandals. Christian Siriano Spring 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos, Bauer Griffin,...

Before we move on to the Critics Choice Awards red carpet, let’s wrap up our bitchery for the People’s Choice Awards. Because critics aren’t people, apparently.       Chris Colfer Such a disappointing little gay. He always dresses for the red carpet like...

We both yelled “ATTAGIRL!” at the sight of these pics:   Chloë Moretz attends 2012 People Choice Awards in a Simone Rocha dress paired with Casadei pumps. Simone Rocha Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Ellen Pinaffi Adorable, no? Totally off-season but still adorable. See, our...

Lea continues to dress in a manner that pleases us. And kittens, isn’t that what being a star is all about? Pleasing T Lo? Isn’t it pretty to think so?   Lea Michele attends 2013 People’s Choice Awards in an Elie Saab cocktail dress from the spring 2012 collection...

‘Homeland’ star Morena Baccarin attends the 2013 People’s Choice Awards in a Donna Karan Atelier smokey white stone encrusted corset jumpsuit paired with a Swarovski clutch, Norman Silverman earrings, and Rene Caovilla sandals.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR...

We’ve spent so much time ragging on poor Jen about her predilection for wearing sequined bathtowels, and now that we’ve effectively broken her of the habit (we like to think, because we’re just that influential), we find it hard to criticize her, even when we think she got...

We did the gay gasp. Truly. Taylor attends 2013 People’s Choice Awards in a Ralph Lauren Collection gown accessorized with Sutra earrings and a Le Vian ring. No, we don’t like the bar fight eye makeup,  but that’s beside the point. She looks sexy, stylish and most important...

It’s a BabyBlues-stravaganza, darlings!   Ian Somerhalder and Matt Bomer attend 2013 People’s Choice Awards in Los Angeles, California. Y’know, we’d love these pictures so much more if they just turned to each other and started making out. It’s virtually...

Oh, GURL.   Jennifer Lawrence attends People’s Choice Awards 2013 in a Valentino couture dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood diamond-encrusted black satin pumps, and Cartier jewelry. Valentino Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Fei Fei Sun (ELITE) Cartier Caresse D’Orchidées...

Can’t slow down now! This Bitchtrain is ROLLING. Hop on! Ana Gasteyer  We will be kind, say, “That’s not your dress,” and leave it at that, Ana.   Ashley Benson in Alice + Olivia Cute. Precious bordering on twee, but she’s young and it suits her.   Busy...

Get your coffee and allons-y! It’s time to make some celebrities CRY!   Alyson Hanningan in Alice + Olivia The dress is okay (but probably a little short on her). What really make us want to hug her are the silver peeptoe platform pumps because they’re not black peeptoe...

Amanda Michalka in Georges Hobeika   The collar is too much, but we’re liking the rest of it for being at least a little interesting. It’s like trompe l’oeil lingerie with the pseudo-garter thing going on around the hem. Ashley Bell No. Get back in your limo, go home...

Hit it, celebs: Alyson Michalka in Marios Schwab Why are we reminded of the first ten minutes of Working Girl? AnnaLynne McCord in YSL Boy, she really brought it to the red carpet, didn’t she? And by “brought it,” we mean a tablecloth. Ashley Benson It’s got a teeny...