Suck in your cheeks and push out your lips, girls! Marc Jacobs and Victoria Beckham attend the British Fashion Awards 2011 in London, where she won the Designer Brand of the Year 2011 Award. Victoria Beckham Fall 2011 collection/Model: Jeneil Williams Look at this joyous pair. Full of nothing...

We were in agreement that Salma and her dress would have to be featured here, but we fought over the inclusion of Antonio in this post. “He doesn’t deserve our opinions!” cried Tom. “But don’t you see?” asked Lorenzo. “It’s because he’s so...

Darlings, after so much time spent pointing and laughing at the denizens of the American Music Awards red carpet, let’s stretch the bitchery muscles and check in on some tasteful Brits to see if we can find something wrong with what they’re doing. We are citizens of the...

Most family-oriented big screen entertainment passes us right by. Except during the holidays, when stuff like the Shrek movies always seemed to be playing in someone’s family room while the grownups have cocktails, we’ve never really been exposed to most of it. And yet we laugh...

We’ve been staring at these pictures all day, feeling ambivalent and yet unable to fight the urge to form opinions. Once you put a picture of a celebrity on a red carpet in front of us, it all gets terribly Pavlovian, even if we can’t quite work up the spit.     George...

Dolls, we don’t know if you heard, but there’s this Twilight movie thing coming out.   Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart attend “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1″ Los Angeles Premiere. Kristen Stewart is wearing a J. Mendel dress. J. Mendel Spring 2012...

Darlings, we’re well-rested after our weekend away from all things Project Runway -related, so we’re ready to strap on our bitchpants again and get to work. We have a ton of reality TV, regular TV and red carpet blogging to sling today, so let’s get to work, shall we?...

It looks like there was a series of meetings after Stacey went out with George in hookerwear and a quick image re-alignment was forced on the girl to get her more in line with the Clooney brand. Suddenly she’s all Princess Grace:   Stacy Keibler and George Clooney attend the...

Mr. and Mrs. Beatz are apparently reviving Janet’s Rhythm Nation. Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz attend “The Mountaintop” Broadway opening night in New York City. Swizz Beatz wears 3.1 Philip Lim coat. 3.1 Philip Lim Black Leather Braid Biker Sleeve Pea Coat HE: Is wearing our...

Let’s look at some cute young people and judge their clothing. It’s life-affirming. Felicity Jones and Anton Yelchin attend the “Like Crazy’” premiere in New York City. Felicity Jones wears a Dolce & Gabbana dress. Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2012...

George unveiled his latest and she’s a former lady wrestler! That doesn’t make him look gay at ALL.   George Clooney and Girl du Jour Stacy Keibler attend the premiere of “The Descendants”  in New York City. Stacy Kleiber wears a Versace dress paired with Jimmy...

Early reviews are in on “My Week With Marilyn,” and despite what the Bitter Kittens have said about her unsuitability for the role, the buzz is that Michelle Williams does an astonishing job with it. We smell Oscar. But enough of that. Let’s judge how she and her co-star did...

We never thought we’d see the day when we’d be writing about the clothes worn at the premiere of Footloose. If someone had told us this 5 years ago, we’d have had them committed.   Kenny Wormald and Julliane Hough attend the premiere of “Footloose” Los...

Ladies, brace yourselves. You’re about to drop an egg or two. Ryan Gosling and George Clooney attend the Premiere of “The Ides Of March” in Beverly Hills, California. Ryan Gosling is wearing Gucci. Isn’t it cute how they can’t keep their hands off each other? Go...

Hey, guess what? The kids really are all right! Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins attend the UK premiere of “Abduction” in London. Taylor Lautner wears Dolce & Gabbana and Lily Collins wears a Versace dress. Versace Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Daphne Groeneveld HE: Gives us...

Darlings, it’s such a relief when these two get it right. It just doesn’t happen often enough. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the “Moneyball” Premiere during the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival. Angelia Jolie is wearing a Vivienne Westwood gown paired with a...

This is the second time we’ve featured “Doctor Who” star Matt Smith in less-than-fabulous surroundings, but there’s a reason for that. The boy has a fantastic casual personal style. Matt Smith and Daisy Lowe attend the V music festival in England. Matt Smith wears...

Darlings, it’s been so long since we’ve done a Pairs Division post! It’s been a long, dry summer on the red carpet. Hit it, ladies: Jessica Chastain and Helen Mirren attend “The Debt” screening at the Tribeca Grand Hotel. Jessica Chastain wears a Christian Dior...

Let’s take a short break from Project Runway bitchery and get some red carpet bitchery out of our systems, darlings. Freida Pinto and James Franco at 20th Century Fox Los Angeles Premiere of “Rise of the Planet of the Apes” in Hollywood. Freida Pinto is wearing a Juan Carlos...

Those two crazy kids are still pole-dancing for their little fuckbuddy movie, so let’s tell them what they got wrong. We’ll do it together. As a community. It takes a village to tell a star they look like ass, darlings. Never forget that. Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake attend a...

Another shoutout to the fangurls. And also because we just adore these two and we’re salivating for the return of the show because OMG, River Song, you guys. Sorry, people who don’t watch Doctor Who. You’ll have to suffer through some geekiness with this one so we can get to...