Andrew “I’m totally bummed that Spider-Man is going to make me famous” Garfield and Emma “I’m totally Andrew Garfield’s girlfriend” Stone hit the catwalk and begin their poledance.   Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone attend the world Premiere of...

Sookie and Lady Clairol are back! Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer attend HBO’s “True Blood” Season 5 Los Angeles Premiere. Anna Paquin wore a Rachel Comey dress paired with Casadei shoes. Clutch by Christian Louboutin. Jewelry by Stephen Webster. Rachel Comey Spring 2012...

Apparently, the MIB3 premiere was a costume party. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith attend the premiere of “Men in Black 3″ in NYC. Jada Pinkett-Smith wore a Bill Blass gown and Will Smith wore a Gucci Jacket. Bill Blass Fall 2012 Collection Gucci Spring 2012 Collection Because...

G & G, at a Gala, looking Grim, in Gigantic Getups.   Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale attend The Heart Foundation Gala at Hollywood Palladium. Gwen Stefani wore a Georges Chakra couture gown. Georges Chakra Fall 2010 Couture Collection Yikes, smile a little, won’t you?...

Matchy-match couples! We thought everyone understood that this is a bad idea, but then again, we never realized properly hemmed pants or finding a pair of shoes that fit were difficult things to accomplish, until we became red carpet commenters. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith attend the...

The minute we saw these two last night, we knew they were getting the Pairs Division slot. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake attend the Met Gala 2012 in NYC. Jessical Biel wore Prada dress, shoes and clutch paired with Lorraine Schwartz earrings. Justin Timberlake wore a Tom Ford tuxedo. The...

Matchy accessories make our eyes twitch but matchy couples make our eyes bleed.   Kellan Lutz and his girlfriend Sharni Vinson attend the Unbridled Eve Gala in Louisville, Kentucky. So we are not inclined to be kind here, what with our currently bleeding eyeballs making it difficult to...

Oh, man. We hate it when we wind up violating a long-held conviction. Zac Efron and Taylor Schilling attend the premiere of “The Lucky One” in Germany. Zac Efron wore a George Clinton suit and Taylor Schilling wore a vintage Azzedine Alaïa dress paired with Jimmy Choo shoes and...

Time to play the body language guessing game, kids! Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield attend “The Amazing Spider Man” Photocall in Cancun. Emma Stone wore a Calvin Klein ensemble. Because she sure as hell doesn’t look like standing next to him with her arm around him is...

Darlings, sappy romance movies make our asses itch, but sappy romance movies with soldiers make our asses itch and our eyes roll back in our heads. It is for this reason that we do not buy tickets to sappy romance movies with soldiers, lest people in the theater think we’re having a...

They’re completely ridiculous and we hate them. Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone attend the Nickelodeon’s 25th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards. Emma Stone wore top and skirt by  Antonio Berardi  paired with Alejandro Ingelmo shoes and Irene Neuwirth jewelry. Antonio Berardi Fall...

God, we miss Homeland. It’s been too long since Claire Danes scared us with her crazyface.   Damian Lewis and Claire Danes attend the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Presents An Evening with “Homeland” in California. Claire wore a Giambattista Valli dress...

Mad Ladies on a rampage! You couldn’t ask for two more different styles in one picture. Check it: January Jones and Christina Hendricks attend the TimesTalk: A Conversation with the Cast of “Mad Men” in NYC. Starting from the left: SHE: Is serving up primo bitchface and we...

We really wanted to just feature Rachel’s look as an “In or Out” post because we didn’t feel like writing another Pairs Division today. Once you tackle Madonna, you’re pretty much tapped out for the day on scoring red carpet looks. But then we realized that we...

Poor Andrea. She seems very much to be Madge’s little doll right now – and that’s a position one only holds for a very short time.  How long do you think it’ll be before she’s thrown on the pile with all the other Madonna gal pals she sucked dry and tossed aside?...

Ladies, we are here to pay tribute. To your clothes. Octavia Spencer and Viola Davis attends Audi Celebrates The 2012 Golden Globe Awards in West Hollywood, California. Viola Davis wears a Ports 1961 dress. Too often have we sadly shaken our heads when one or the other of you came out...

Darlings, those pain-in-the-ass celebrities all seem to have gone into hibernation over the holidays. Even the New Year’s Eve party step-and-repeats were awash in D-listers dressed like homeless people. Thankfully Josh and Ferg loathed the idea of a quiet, intimate NYE and hit the town,...

Well shut our mouths. Apparently Tom Cruise does own a suit. Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise attend the premiere of “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol” in NYC. Katie Holmes wears a Holmes & Yang dress. But you know the little manly man was just dying to get back into his...

Talk about your study in opposites.  This one won’t take more than 30 seconds to score. Time us. Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law attend the “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” European Premiere. Downey: Sloppy man-child. Score: 4/10. Law: Fabulously stylish movie star....

Let’s hear it for putting a little effort in!   Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend the premiere of “In the Land of Blood and Honey” in Los Angeles. Angelina Jolie wears a midnight blue asymmetrical one shoulder evening gown by Romona Keveza. Because these two so rarely...

These two are so adorable they make us want to pee sunshine every time we look at them.   Emily Blunt and John Krasinski at the formal Artist’s Dinner honoring the recipients of the 2011 Kennedy Center Honors in Washington, DC. Emily Blunt wears a Giambattista Valli gown....