Pretty people in expensive clothing, darlings! Do we actually need a reason to judge them? Of course we don’t.   Ewan McGregor and Naomi Watts  attend ‘The Impossible’ special screening  in New York City. Ewan McGregor wore a a blue lightweight cotton poplin shirt and...

We’re going to a screening party of the new Downton Abbey season tomorrow night and half the cast is going to be there! Neener-neener! Jealous, bitches? We went to the same event last year and it’s one hell of a shock to see the cast in modern dress; especially the ladies, who all...

Fantine and Cosette went to a party! That sounds like the opening line to a children’s book, but in fact, it’s an open invitation to judge two actresses in a bitchy, life-affirming manner! Allons-y!   Anne Hathaway and Amanda Seyfried attend ‘Les Misérables’ New...

Darlings, we not only haven’t done a Pairs Division post in a good while, we also haven’t checked in on Miss Jen in far too long. If nothing else, we can all talk about the absolutely obnoxious engagement ring she’s sporting.   Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux attend...

Wow. These two are apparently still going strong. Maybe we were wrong when we cynically assumed it was all for the cameras.   Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield at La Super-Rica Taqueria in Santa Barbara, California. Can we still hate them for looking so effortlessly cute and chic?  ...

Ladies? Prepare ye to be judged.   Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi attends the 15th Annual Mark Twain Prize For American Humor at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, DC.   From the left: SHE: Would look fine to us if everything fit her better. There...

We don’t know what it is about these two, but every time we see them together, it just feels like a short social obligation between non-stop, marathon fuck sessions.   Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber attend the 2012 ‘Take Home a Nude Benefit Art Auction’ at...

Darlings, let’s all look at two stunningly gorgeous men in fitted 3-piece suits who need to shave. Matt Bomer and Joe Manganiello attend the 8th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards in Beverly Hills. Le sigh. And now, let’s judge them. Be firm, kittens. BOMER: Is giving us all kinds of...

  Ashley Madekwe and Christa B. Allen attend the NYLON September TV issue launch event in Beverly Hills, California. Darlings, if you’re anything like us – and really, you should be – then you are positively salivating for the return of the delicious Revenge to our TVs...

These two clearly didn’t coordinate before heading out for the night.   Ewan McGregor and Naomi Watts attend the premiere of ‘The Impossible’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival. Ewan McGregor wore Marni. Naomi Watts wore Elie Saab.  Elie Saab Resort...

Darlings, very good-looking people in very expensive clothes are waiting with bated breath to hear what you all have to say about them. Let’s not disappoint.   Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana attend the premiere of ‘The Words’ in Los Angeles. Zoe Saldana in an Elie Saab...

On behalf of America, we would like to apologize to Great Britain for making these two step out of a Delorean. Karen Gillan (we think in Dolce&Gabbana) and Matt Smith attend BBC America Presents: U.S. Premiere Screening of ‘Doctor Who’ held at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York...

Hello, ladies we never heard of! Welcome to T Lo Lady Assessments, Inc.! Please step forward and state your names.   Jamie Chung and Dania Ramirez attend the premiere of ‘Premium Rush’ in New York City.   Jamie Chung wears a Cushnie et Ochs dress and Zara shoes  ...

Even though they stood far apart from each other, we’re treating this one as a Pairs Division post because the ladies really went for broke with these dresses and deserve to be pitted against each other like prize fighting roosters. Besides, they’re so boring on their own. Kate...

More new people, darlings! To this blog, anyway. Let’s initiate them into the World of T Lo by judging them!   Kristin Kreuk and Jay Ryan attend 2012 TCA Summer Tour – CBS, Showtime and The CW Party. Kristin wore a white Midi dress paired with ALDO ‘Hayth’ pumps....

Happy Monday, darlings. We eschewed an exclamation point in the previous sentence because we assume you are like us and need a while to ease back into the grind of the week. We’ll type softly and slowly for you. The stars spent the weekend poledancing for the nerds at Comic-Con, so...

The Magic Mike poledance continues, rolling its way into Europe and crushing any and all opposition to oiled-up naked movie stars. One does not fight the Magic Mike juggernaut. One succumbs to it. Now, let’s get all judgey and shit.   Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum attend the...

Mr. and Mrs. Jolly-Happy-Times hit the streets of London to spread their own particular brand of joy to the world. David and Victoria Beckham celebrate Simon Fuller’s birthday in London. Victoria Beckham wears a dress from her spring 2012 collection paired with Giuseppe Zanotti pumps....

Okay, generally we applaud it when people really put some thought into their outfits and try to put together a look appropriate for the event and the venue. But sometimes, there is such a thing as being a little too on-point. Those are the times where we say things like “If this was a...

You didn’t think we’d forget, did you? Like Lorenzo would let an opportunity to lovingly format Channing Tatum pictures go by. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum attend the premiere of “Magic Mike” at the 2012 Los Angeles Film Festival. Jenna Dewan-Tatum wore a Gucci...

All right. Let’s get this over with.   Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone attend the Germany premiere of “The Amazing Spider-Man” in Berlin. Andrew Garfield wore jacket, pants, and sweater by Gucci. Emma Stone wore dress by Andrew Gn, shoes by Christian Louboutin, and...