Darlings, a bunch of sweaty, nervous, grasping celebrities smiled through their teeth and pretended like they adore their competitors at the 83rd Academy Awards nominees luncheon held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Let’s see how they did.   Amy Adams in Valentino Spring 2011 We think...

During our standard morning editorial meeting (coffee, us, and three cats), Lo says to T, “Say, T,” he says, “Why don’t we do a post on the Vanity Fair annual Hollywood cover, which just came out?” “Lo, my darling,” replied T, “Is it another...

Tadashi Shoji Spring 2011 Collection Darlings, Mo’nique (looking slimmed-down and fabulous in a Tadashi Shoji dress) got up early and announced the Oscar nominees along with the Academy president, who is not important for the purposes of this post. We always wondered what they have to...

Let’s take one last, loving look at these celebrity bitches getting their drunk on, shall we? Jessica Biel attends the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Oscar de la Renta Fall 2009 It’s just alright. To be honest, it looks a little cheesy – and the gold belt was not an improvement....

Stay with us, bitches! We’ve got a lot of ripping ahead of us, so get your coffee and settle in. Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior Fall 2008 Couture We can understand why she made the alterations, but it was a more interesting dress before them. Still, she looks beautiful, and every...

  Meryl Streep wearing Alberta Ferretti, Fred Leighton jewels and a Ferragamo clutch. Oh Mary Louise. On the one hand, we think this is the best you’ve looked on the red carpet in ages; on the other hand, we’re distressed that you’re still dressing as if you’re...

  Jennifer Aniston in Valentino Couture Spring 2009 She must’ve shit herself when she saw Anne Hathaway’s dress but she really should have shit herself when she saw what her hairstylist did. Jessica Biel in Prada The dress is just okay. Love the jewelry, hate the hair. Amanda...

Darlings, there’s so much shit to talk about! Dresses, dresses, dresses! How are we ever going to get it all done this week? We’re just going to have to let go and let God, kittens. Plus, vodka. Hit it! Marisa Tomei in Atelier Versace That’s a lot of dress, perhaps too much...