We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

We feel like we’re being far too free and easy with our WERQs today, handing them out willy-nilly and threatening to cheapen this most prestigious of fashion honors. But we have one thing to say to that: Solange Knowles attends the 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Emilio Pucci yellow...

We’re going to have to correct an earlier point. Apparently, not all the ladies brought their A game to the after-parties. Case in point:   Amanda Seyfried attends the 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in a Givenchy red dress. This is just … no. In fact, this is so very… no,...

Yes, yes; this dress is stunning and Fan Bingbing is a magnificent creature of fashion and sparkle and all that is good in the universe; we can all agree on THAT. But…   Fan Bingbing attends the 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar party in an Oscar de la Renta gown. Oscar de la Renta Spring...

Hit it, D-Listers! Oh, we’re just teasing. Hit it, C-Listers!     Anna Paquin in Alexander McQueen The dress is fine, but wow do we ever NOT like her hair. Very aging and matronly. In fact, the whole look strikes us as a bit too serious.     Danai Gurira in Tadashi...

Lily Collins attends the 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in a Zuhair Murad couture gown accessorized with Takat jewelry. Zuahir Murad Fall 2012 Couture Collection     [Photo Credit: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images,...

She may not have won the big prize, but we’re ready to crown her the Queen of the night; from a style perspective, that is.   Naomi Watts attends the 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in an Emilio Pucci dress accessorize with Neil Lane jewelry, Jimmy Choo shoes, and a Chloe clutch....

It seems some of the ladies brought their A game to the after-parties.   Amy Adams attends the 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in an Oscar de la Renta gown. Oscar de la Renta Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Josephine Skriver This is gorgeous and she’s gorgeous. But now we’re...

Did she wake up this week, after months of campaigning in jaw-dropping outfits, and say to herself, “For the final lap, I’m choosing only awkward dresses!” Because this?   Anne Hathaway attends the 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in a custom Saint Laurent gown with a...

Guten Tag, Titsen!   Heidi Klum attends the 2013 Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party in a Julien MacDonald plunging v-neck gown accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Julien MacDonald Fall 2013 Collection It is HILARIOUS to consider the runway look next to this...

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

Eddie Redmayne attends the 2013 Academy Awards in an Alexander McQueen one-button tuxedo.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR...

Miss Halle is serving up the very best of ’80s nighttime soap opera vixen realness:   Halle Berry attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a Versace gown. You WERQ the SHIT out of that Dominique Devereux drag, Miss Thing! Two snaps up and a Champagne flute in a fireplace, girl!  ...

This is one of those dresses that looked totally different to us in pictures vs. on TV.   Nicole Kidman attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a L’Wren Scott gown paired with Fred Leighton jewelry. L’Wren Scott Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Kelly Gale We do so love when Nicole goes...

Joseph Gordon-Levitt attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a Gucci tuxedo.     [Photo Credit:...

Oh please. As if there was EVEN a question.   Quvenzhane Wallis attends the 2013 Academy Awards wearing a Giorgio Armani dress and her signature puppy purse. A perfect little lady. We don’t know why, but the fact that her puppy purse is sporting a tiara just tickles us.  ...

We’d like to point out that we hated this dress last night and here we are, late in the day on our busiest day of the year, softening up a little bit. We are NOT cranky, tired bitches! We’re softies!   Sally Field attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a Valentino red sheer...

Daniel Day-Lewis, winner of the Best Actor award for ‘Lincoln,’ poses in the press room during the 2013 Oscars Awards in a Domenico Vacca tuxedo.     [Photo Credit:...

We loved Miss Charlize and Miss Jessica, but we think we’re going to have to crown this Best Look of the Night:   Naomi Watts attends the 2013 Academy Awards in an Armani Privé gown paired with Neil Lane jewelry. We also think we might be lonely in that opinion. So be it. This was...

After her Grammys debacle, we swore we’d never rag on Miss Adele again for wearing a black dress and we’re going to stick to that promise.   Adele attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a Jenny Packham gown paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. We’re of two minds, which is...

Bradley Cooper (pictured with his mother Gloria Cooper) attends the 2013 Academy Awards in a Tom Ford three-piece tuxedo.   [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...