Precious Unborn Fawns, here is your pretty for the day. It’s a weird pretty; a challenging pretty. Many will call it a disturbing pretty and some will declare it not pretty at all. But it’s Kate Moss in W, shot by Steven Klein and wearing outrageous clothes. How could that not be...

A little fantasy to stir into your Monday morning coffee, darlings. There’s always a sort of restrained elegance to Oscar de la Renta’s shows; an air of extreme sophistication and refinement, tempered by classic good taste and the lack of a need to be showy. And we’ve tried...

Darlings, it was that BAFTAs! That wacky British awards ceremony where they all use the “loo” and spell “realize” with an s! Let’s rip their dresses anyway!   Alycia Lane  A pretty great dress poorly served by bland shoes and a necklace that doesn’t go...

This is kind of adorably loopy:   Sarah Jessica Parker attends the amfAR New York Gala To Kick Off Fall 2012 Fashion Week in  New York City in an Oscar de la Renta gown. Bracelets by Fenton. Earring by Fred Leighton. Shoes by Manolo Blahnik. Oscar de la Renta Pre-Fall 2012...

Darlings, it was The Heart Truth’s Red Dress Fashion Show 2012 and we don’t think we’ve ever had so much fun at a runway show. The crowd was raucous and ramped-up, the music was LOUD, and every lady who walked that runway was a DIVA for those 3 minutes. Miss Chaka is a diva...

Look, we don’t watch Gossip Girl, mainly because we’re not teenage girls, but for those of you who are or who like to pretend you are, just tell us: Penn Badgley and Leighton Meester filming “Gossip Girl” at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City. Oscar de la...

Susan Sarandon and her slightly cloned daughter Eva Amurri Martino play dressup. And since it’s  for Neiman Marcus, it’s very pretty, very pricey dressup. Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri Martino star in Neiman Marcus’ The Art of Fashion print campaign for Spring 2012....

This grew on us the more we looked at it. Ashley Greene attends the Louder Than Words event in Hollywood in an Oscar de la Renta dress paired with Cathy Waterman jewelry. It’s simple and chic, with just enough visual interest at the bottom to turn a couple heads. We’re digging the...

Darlings, celebrities clawed their way out of their holes in the ground and made their way to toward the light, in the hope that once they got there, someone would hand them an award. Let us judge them.   Aimee Garcia Terrible color for her.   Angelina Jolie in Jenny Packham...

Darlings, here’s your Daily Pretty, the Oscar de la Renta Spring 2012 ad campaign featuring everfab Karlie Kloss, modeling The Master’s wares to perfection. We love that shot in the sunglasses. Let’s all pretend we’re going to a party tonight full of people dressed...

Slightly frightening, Uncanny Valley Charlize graces the cover of W for the February issue: Charlize Theron coves the February 2012 issue of W magazine photographed by Mario Sorrenti and styled by Edward Enninful. Bottega Veneta’s silk chiffon gown. Martin Katz 18k white gold and diamond...

Darlings, it was The Art of Elysium 5th Annual “Heaven” Black Tie Charity Gala! The problem with Black Tie Charity Galas is that everyone’s pretty much on their best behavior, which means this is going to be a boring post if you’re here looking for bitchy opinions. But...

  Amy Poehler in Naeem Khan We’re not loving the color on her, but it’s such an improvement over her normal choices that we’ll shut up about it.   Connie Britton in Vintage [as in, Salvation Army  Vintage] Y’know, if you want to flout the conventions that...

Get your coffee and allons-y! It’s time to make some celebrities CRY!   Alyson Hanningan in Alice + Olivia The dress is okay (but probably a little short on her). What really make us want to hug her are the silver peeptoe platform pumps because they’re not black peeptoe...

Darlings, let’s once again play Pretend Stylist with these gorgeous Oscar de la Renta accessories. Match the item to a celebrity who you think should wear it. Or you could just match the ones you want to yourself. It’s pretend, after all. Readysetgo! Amanda Seyfried  ...

Darlings, let’s all start the day off with some fresh-faced pretty. And you don’t get much more fresh-faced than Elle Fanning. We, along with some of our Bitter Kittens, have been mostly critical of how she’s been dressed for her public appearances, but leave it to Teen...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. Saoirse Ronan, in couture, paying homage to the Aesthetic Movement, or as Vogue puts it, “Saoirse Ronan embodies the romantic nineteenth-century muse.” We don’t know about that, but she sure looks pretty amazing. Enjoy,...

First, a question to all the fashion people out there. With the rise in importance and prominence of both pre-fall and resort collections (both of which are quickly becoming de rigeur), isn’t it time to just take the 4 fashion seasons and name them after the actual seasons?...

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW, SWIFTIANS? All you Taylor Swift fans flew into a murderous rage and threatened to burn our house down* every time we mentioned that her saccharine sweetness made our teeth ache and our asses fall asleep and now we’re too scared to say anything mean about her! But...

We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...

Her directorial debut, W.E., opened to laughter and jeers, leaving Madonna’s future as a director somewhat in doubt, but we have to say, this is a sassy and stylish editorial. It’s interesting how the film is being heavily pitched to the fashion crowds. It’s like she took a...