Darlings, it was the Critics’ Choice Television Awards, where the stars come out on their best behavior because if there’s one thing a star cannot abide, it’s criticism. So let’s get to criticizing, bitches!   Aisha Tyler  It looks like a decent enough dress on...

You guys! Zooey went out in an outfit about which we have not one complaint! Well. That’s not entirely true. Zooey Deschanel attends 2012 Critics’ Choice Television Awards in an Oscar de la Renta dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps. Oscar de la Renta Resort 2013...

  We don’t know about y’all, but there’s no better way to end our Monday work day than by heading on over to Oscar de la Renta Central to watch his gorgeous resort collection walk past our eager faces. Stark black-and-whites were followed by an explosion of bright,...

Darlings, here’s your pretty to close out your day and send you off into an evening of serenity and peaceful slumber. Also, hot semi-naked guys. Karlie Kloss straps on some amazing gowns and poses with some top American male olympians for Annie Leibovitz and the pages of Vogue. Close...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

SJP loves her some OdlR.   Sarah Jessica Parker attends Gala Benefit For Ann & Robert H. Lurie Children’s Hospital of Chicago in a Rochas dress and Oscar de la Renta coat. A costume designer couldn’t come up with a more appropriate look for a Chicago hospital benefit....

Darlings, it has occurred to us that you all are probably not getting your Recommended Daily Allowance of Fassbender. Thankfully, Vogue, as it so often does, provides us with sustenance.   Vogue May 2012 Issue Editorial: “Modern Times“ Models: Michael Fassbender and Natalia...

Darlings, here’s your gorgeous for the day: the Oscar de la Renta spring 2013 Bridal Collection. Many kittens will be happy to see that, unlike a lot of bridal collections in recent years, this one isn’t just an endless succession of strapless gowns. There are straps! And even...

Sexy, good-looking celebrities get a fashion editorial and magazine cover. Stop the presses. W Magazine May 2012 Editorial: “An Affair to Remember” Photographer: Emma Summerton Stylist: Arianne Phillips Hair: Jimmy Paul Makeup: Jeanine Lobell He looks good, but then again,...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. And by “pretty,” we mean, “pretty damn crazy.”  ”Salad Days” photographed by Richard Burbridge and styled by Robbie Spencer for New York Times Style Magazine. Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2012 Collection Sure, we...

Katy’s on the cover of Teen Vogue! Let’s all put on records and dance in the basement and then go smoke Parliaments in the bathroom! Or whatever it is “teens” do these days when they’re excited. “Sext” each other, probably.   Katy Perry featured...

Darlings, the 47th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards were held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada! And there are people whose dresses we have yet to criticize! Yeehaw!   Carrie Underwood in an Abed Mahfouz gown paired with Oscar de la Renta Shoes Ugh. Boring as hell....

This look did not inspire neck rolls and snaps up. Ellie Kemper attends the premiere of “21 Jump Street” in LA in an Oscar de la Renta dress paired with Alexander Wang sandals. Rings and earrings by Meira T. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Mina Cvetkovic In fact,...

  Ladies, is your day stressing you out? Are you already tired of dealing with stupid people today? What you need is some me time and we have just thing to help you find your center. Accessories, darling. God’s little answer to so many of life’s little annoyances. If we could...

Darlings, it was the biggest motion picture event since the last really big motion picture event! The Hunger Games premiere! The first in a series of DOZENS, no doubt. Which is good for some of these kids, because they clearly need some assistance on the style front. We promise this is the...

Color us SHOCKED, darlings. Carrie Underwood attends the Nordstrom Symphony fashion show at the Schermerhorn Symphony Center in Nashville in an Oscar de la Renta dress. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Constance Jablonski Because we normally hate what she wears in public and we...

Darlings, it was the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards. Sort of an Oscars pre-party where everyone dresses shitty because they know they can.   Adepero Oduye Honey, no. We’re sorry, but no. Back in the limo you have to go. Those sound like the opening lines of a Dr. Seuss book...

Precious Unborn Fawns, here is your pretty for the day. It’s a weird pretty; a challenging pretty. Many will call it a disturbing pretty and some will declare it not pretty at all. But it’s Kate Moss in W, shot by Steven Klein and wearing outrageous clothes. How could that not be...

A little fantasy to stir into your Monday morning coffee, darlings. There’s always a sort of restrained elegance to Oscar de la Renta’s shows; an air of extreme sophistication and refinement, tempered by classic good taste and the lack of a need to be showy. And we’ve tried...

Darlings, it was that BAFTAs! That wacky British awards ceremony where they all use the “loo” and spell “realize” with an s! Let’s rip their dresses anyway!   Alycia Lane  A pretty great dress poorly served by bland shoes and a necklace that doesn’t go...

This is kind of adorably loopy:   Sarah Jessica Parker attends the amfAR New York Gala To Kick Off Fall 2012 Fashion Week in  New York City in an Oscar de la Renta gown. Bracelets by Fenton. Earring by Fred Leighton. Shoes by Manolo Blahnik. Oscar de la Renta Pre-Fall 2012...