Okay, before we ask the following question, we’re going to have to implore you: forget the hair. Erase the hair from your view. We’ve all discussed her oversized booms to death and at this point, saying that you don’t like her hair is akin to saying you don’t like...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

  Anne Hathaway attends 2013 Critics’ Choice Awards in an Oscar de la Renta gown.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Emiley Schweich/PR...

Jessica Chastain attends screening of ‘Mama’ held at the Sunshine theatre in New York City in an Oscar de la Renta dress from the Pre-Fall 2013 collection accessorized with Christian Louboutin pumps and a Harry Winston collar necklace. Christian Louboutin ‘Lady Gres’...

  For your Pretty of the Day, what could be better than this, the Oscar de la Renta pre-fall 2013 collection, darlings? From loosely structured suits to gorgeous gowns; silk crochet to brushed denim, there was a surprising range of looks here, all within the OdlR purview, of course. Said...

Little Miss Elle has gone into full-on princess mode; a development to which we can only add applause and Bravas. Because come on, who else currently on the celebrity landscape is more suited for the princess look than her?   Elle Fanning attends the Moët British Independent Film Awards...

Taylor Swift attends the 2012 Ripple Of Hope Gala in New York City in an Oscar de la Renta dress accessorized with an Ofira bracelet and ring, Lorraine Schwartz earrings, and Jimmy Choo shoes.     [Photo Credit: Stephen Lovekin/Getty...

No awards ceremony that dubs Justin Bieber the Artist of the Year deserves a moment of consideration, but there are dresses to rip, so we feel compelled to offer bitchy, drive-by assessments, darlings. Hit it, chanteuses and contractually obligated ABC stars!   Brandy  Uh… no....

Jessica Biel attends the premiere of ‘Hitchcock’ in New York City in Oscar de la Renta. Jewelry by Lorraine Schwartz. Sandals by Manolo Blahnik. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Xiao Wen Ju     [Photo Credit: Janet Mayer/PRPhotos.com,...

How adorably chic is this look?   Elle Fanning attends ‘Ginger and Rosa’ Special Screening during the 2012 AFI Fest in Hollywood, California in an Oscar de la Renta gown. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Frida Gustavsson And how beautifully made is that gown?...

And finally, darlings, for your Pretty of the Day, let’s all turn to How To Spend It magazine, with a fabulously lush homage to the fall 2012 baroque trend. Enjoy, dolls.   How To Spend It Magazine Editorial: “Ornate Expectations” Photographer: Andrew Yee Stylist:...

Amy looks really pretty here.   Amy Adams attends the 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala Presented by the Los Angeles Times in an Oscar de la Renta gown. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Constance Jablonski You’d think we’d bitch about the mermaid hair and...

Hi, Demi! Fantastic dress, girl!   Demi Moore attends the GEMS Girls Like Us Benefit Galain NYC in an Oscar de la Renta dress paired with a Judith Leiber bag, Neil Lane jewelry, and Jimmy Choo shoes. Oscar de la Renta Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Melissa Tammerijn Oscar de la Renta...

Moving right along…   Allison Williams in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 We said the other day that she tends to dress a little old for her age, but this brilliant green really pops and she looks amazing. Jewelry’s a little half-assed, though.   Anna Chlumsky in custom...

This is, hands down, our favorite Oscar collection in quite some time – and that’s saying something because we’ve always loved his work. The old school femininity and lady-like aesthetic that defines the brand is still on full display here, but there’s a youthful...

  Oooh, the ladies brought their A game this week. The Duchess, as per usual, is off playing a game of his own. But hey, nice Chucks.   Alice Temperley in Temperley London Temperley London Fall 2012 Collection That dress is absolutely gorgeous. And it couldn’t possibly suit...

Miss Kiernan steps out and shuts it down.   Kiernan Shipka attends the premiere of ‘The Odd Life of Timothy Green’ in Los Angeles in an Oscar de la Renta dress paired with a Proenza Schouler clutch and Miu Miu shoes. Proenza Schouler Evening Clutch It’s eerie how much...

Darlings, we started off your week by offering you two extremely unfortunate outfits and we feel kind of bad about that so let’s look at a pretty dress for a bit, mkay?   Jessica Biel makes an appearance on ‘Good Morning America’ in New York City in an Oscar de la Renta...

What’s that you say, darlings? For your Pretty of the Day you want to look at gorgeous and feminine clothes, rich in color and texture, as well as some absolutely killer bags and shoes? Done and done. Oscar de la Renta Fall 2012 ad campaign featuring models Candice Swanepoel and Katryn...

We were planning on getting to this yesterday, right after the Kate Beckinsale post, but we …  didn’t, because we … got a little lazy late in the day. Can you forgive, darlings? Besides, it’s not like this look is scintillating and y’all were missing out. Jessica...

Okay, our Carrie Day (and a half) is behind us and we’ve gotta get back to work delivering the kind of bitchery y’all love so much. But first, kindness and positivity. Sue us. We’re sore and tired and we haven’t had enough coffee yet, so we’re taking the easy way...