And now… accessories, darlings. Enough of this red carpet stuff. Let’s talk jewelry. Marie Claire editor, Project Runway judge, T Lo fave and all-around style expert Nina Garcia joined BaubleBar for an exclusive series of collections to highlight her four must-have jewelry trends...

Darlings, we don’t know what this event actually is, but anything that calls itself a “Night of Stars” is instantly going to get our attention. Let’s judge some of them.     Kelly Ripa in Carolina Herrera It’s pretty, if a little drab-looking for...

Hit it, ladies!   Nina Garcia in Lanvin Lanvin Fall 2012 Collection She killed it. Her last couple of outfits have bored us just a little, but this is hitting all our buttons. And it’s a great way to work the black she favors while still bringing some glamour to the proceedings....

We said last week it was gonna be a showdown once Zoe perched in her chair and Miss Nina certainly returned to form, but we’re starting to worry that Heidi’s thrown all her mirrors (as well as her common sense) out the window along with her baby daddy.   Heidi Klum in ASOS...

It’s mommy vs. mommy vs. mommy this week darlings, with The Duchess once again getting disqualified for being boring. And speaking of boring, what’s up with the second all-B&W panel in a row? At least there was a little bit of bling this time. Which mommy kicked the most ass?...

Isn’t it odd that the judges all dressed in stark black and white? Especially for a Rockette’s challenge? Not that we expected showgirl costumes, but you’d think the ladies would’ve wanted to go for a little glitter and color.   Heidi Klum Heidi takes the prize...

Hit it, attention hos.   Heidi Klum There’s something wrong with a dress that makes Heidi Klum look hairy and flat-chested. Nothing else need be said   This Week’s Score: 2/5 Cumulative S10 Score: 3.329/5     Anya Ayoung-Chee As Anya looks go, this is pretty...

Darlings, we didn’t forget about that little show that launched our careers, we promise you. We’ll always take time out from our busy fashion weeking to bitch about the judges’ outfits a little.   Anna Sui in Anna Sui That is a really adorable dress, we have to say....

This looks like the opening of a fabulous adventure show about a designer, a model, a fashion editor, and an entertainer who travel the world committing acts of espionage while looking fabulous. This shot would take place on a helipad. Or possibly with a huge explosion fireballing behind...

  Oooh, the ladies brought their A game this week. The Duchess, as per usual, is off playing a game of his own. But hey, nice Chucks.   Alice Temperley in Temperley London Temperley London Fall 2012 Collection That dress is absolutely gorgeous. And it couldn’t possibly suit...

  Look at the Duchess in his white jeans! You go, girl! We’re still not gonna bother rating you, though.   Heidi Klum Wow. Kors needs to get some sleep! While the nerd in us (i.e., Tom) appreciates Heidi’s salute to The Legion of Doom‘s Giganta …  ...

Hit it, ladies! We’re fixin’ to judge ya!   Heidi Klum in Thomas Wylde and Christian Louboutin Christian Louboutin ‘Maggie’ Watersnake Pump Y’know… we’re torn on this one. After the pajamas fiasco of last week, we appreciate the effort. And this...

  Guest judge Dylan Lauren, Nina Garcia, Michael Kors and Heidi Klum from the second challenge of Project Runway season 10. Heidi Klum in Elizabeth and James Elizabeth and James Snake-Print Nuri Pants Elizabeth and James Snake ‘Sabine’ Top Oh come on, girl. We don’t...

It’s time once again to turn the tables on the judges. As always, Kors remains not worth including in the discussion. We love the Duchess but his uniform is boring. Unlike red carpet outfits, the judges on Project Runway have to consider (or at least, should consider) how the outfit is...

Darlings, we tweeted for SIX STRAIGHT HOURS last night! And can we just say? If you tweet for 6 straight hours, your sleep cycle gets very staccato and you wind up waking up over and over again. We’re pretty sure that’s because our dreams were all only 140 characters long. Hit it!...

We’re home, darlings! Our cologne bottles didn’t break in our luggage and our cats didn’t eat each other in a horrifying, frenzied lapse into feralism OR destroy anything in kitty resentment. All is right with the world. But we just can’t say goodbye to Fashion Week...

It’s the final judging of the judges for season 9, darlings. Michael’s out of the running, as always, but it’s interesting how the ladies went for a good-girl look and a bad-girl look. The thing about great style is, you’ve got to know what you can pull off and what...

Hit it, ladies: You can tell both Heidi and Nina stepped up their games this week, knowing they’d be sitting next to someone who’s well known for being stylish and fabulous. We’ll give her a lot of credit for wearing something that’s at least interesting and not just...

All right, you judgmental bitches. LINE UP. Tuxedo Jacket and Pants by ALC. Fenton-Fallon Jewelry. It’s very sharp and photographs well. Not to mention, it’s flattering if you’re spending all your time on camera sitting down. Love that necklace she’s wearing and her...

All right, you judgmental bitches. Its your turn to be assessed. Sit still and LIKE IT. Well…he’s Adam Lambert. How do you score that? He’s dressed like Adam Lambert. That’s the schtick. Nothing wrong with the look and it suits him just fine, but it’s as much a...

Time once again to turn the tables on these judgmental bitches, darlings. Heidi Klum wears a Balenciaga top, Alice by Temperley skirt, YSL shoes. Wildlife by Heidi Klum jewelry. The combined total value of these pieces is probably way more than your mortgage payment and she managed to make...