Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

Nina Dobrev attends the world premiere of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New York City in a Versace dress paired with a Jimmy Choo clutch, Rupert Sanderson pumps, and Susan Foster Fine Jewelry.     [Photo Credit: Marco...

Nina isn’t quite a PhD-level dress-wearer, but she’s on her way. We’d say she’s studying for her Master’s at the moment. Which means she should attempt the occasional difficult dress, even if she can’t quite rock it. How else will she learn?   Nina...

Nina Dobrev attends the 2013 Film Independent Spirit Awards in Michael Kors. Shoes by Jimmy Choo. Ring by H. Stern. Michael Kors Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Magdalena Frackowiak     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Emiley Schweich/PR...

Hit it, D-Listers! Oh, we’re just teasing. Hit it, C-Listers!     Anna Paquin in Alexander McQueen The dress is fine, but wow do we ever NOT like her hair. Very aging and matronly. In fact, the whole look strikes us as a bit too serious.     Danai Gurira in Tadashi...

We’ll admit upfront that we’ve been feeling pretty lacist lately and that lace-based prejudice may, in fact, account for our reaction here, but we have to be honest, darlings:   Nina Dobrev attends the 2nd Annual NFL Honors in New Orleans in a Zuhair Murad dress paired with...

Nina Dobrev attends the Entertainment Weekly Pre-SAG Party in a Matthew Williamson dress paired with an Elie Saab clutch. Matthew Williamson Resort 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Nina Dobrev attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in an Oscar de la Renta dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Nastya Kusakina   [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Awards season, darlings! If you’re not sick of all these people yet, just give it a day or two. Let ‘er rip, celebs.   Amy Adams in Vionnet  Don’t love the hair and the skirt’s maybe a bit too complicated for its own good, but she looks pretty.    ...

Hit it, hookers!   Allison Janney in Calvin Klein Elegant. And her hair looks great.   Ellie Kemper in Moschino We’d like it a lot better without the neck ruffle, which takes a pretty decent dress (although a little plain) into twee territory.     Jayma Mays in...

Darlings, the stars came down from the sky for a very good cause. Let’s show our appreciation by critiquing their clothes!   Berenice Bejo in Giambattista Valli Couture Absolutely gorgeous. We’re not crazy about the shoulders, but this more than makes up for that monstrosity...

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

Darlings, the stars came out to shine at the John Varvatos 9th Annual Stuart House Benefit! And now we want to shoot ourselves in the heads for using that crusty old “the stars came out to shine” phrasing! Next thing you know, we’ll say that celebrity couples are...

Sometimes, a little frill, an LBD, and some decent accessories are all a girl needs.   Nina Dobrev at PaleyFest 2012 Presents “The Vampire Diaries” in a Rachel Zoe dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Rachel Zoe Resort 2012 Collection This is a clear IN for us. In fact, we...

Darlings, it was the GAYEST party that ever gay-partied! Which means “taste” was NOT a consideration! Let’s all form opinions on the outrageous tackiness on display, shall we?   Anika Noni Rose Y’know, it’s funny? The last couple of times we saw her on the...

Darlings, it’s time once again to check in on the famous, the nearly famous, and the pseudo-famous in the front rows of New York Fashion Week. And also to judge them!   Derek Lam Fall 2012 Show Anna Wintour Serving it up, Wintour-style. Glenda Bailey Joe Zee, Robbie Myers, Anne...

Celebrities, darlings! Aren’t they just the answer to EVERYTHING? Christian Siriano Fall 2012 Show Alicia Solombrino You can’t say she didn’t commit to the look, that’s for sure. Brad Goreski This all looks surprisingly mismatched to us. Cindy Adams Bringing it,...

Can’t slow down now! This Bitchtrain is ROLLING. Hop on! Ana Gasteyer  We will be kind, say, “That’s not your dress,” and leave it at that, Ana.   Ashley Benson in Alice + Olivia Cute. Precious bordering on twee, but she’s young and it suits her.   Busy...

We have one more set of Emmys red carpet looks to run down, but we wanted to single out one gal for being the Look of the Night. Nina Dobrev at the 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in a Donna Karan gown. Donna Karan Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Juju Ivanyuk Honey, in an endless sea of tight...

Who’s ready to feel old and out of touch? YOU ARE, kittens! It’s the 2011 Teen Choice Awards and a bunch of people with really silly names hopped up on the red carpet because they’re finally tall enough to get on this ride. Let’s puncture some self-importance together,...

Another quick rundown for you, dolls. This time, it’s the 22nd Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada and all the stars in heaven mostly avoided it, leaving these folks to pick up the slack: Nikki Reed Ronald Abdala Spring 2010 Collection We like the fabric blocking in the...