We’ve highlighted most of the major players, so let’s do the rundown on everyone else at the Twilight premiere. Or at least, the ones we feel like talking about. Hit it, second stringers!   AJ Michalka in Keepksake That’s a great color for her, but that lipstick is...

Darlings, Nikki and Kellan are poledancing their way through the U.K. to promote the last of their little fang pics. Let’s become judgmental.   Nikki Reed and Kellan Lutz attend the photocall for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 in Glasgow, United Kingdom. Nikki wore a...

Darlings, it was Teen Vogue’s 10th Anniversary young Hollywood party and all the little misses got dressed up all ladylike and shit!     Ariel Winter in Collette Dinnigan We’re not kidding about that ladylike crack. Ariel tends toward dressing far older than her 14...

Darlings, it was the Do Something Awards! Don’t just sit there … JUDGE SOMEONE!   Alex Frnka in Contrarian  Geez, we’re gonna start off with a really mean one, but this looks like an old prom dress bought in a consignment shop.   Ashley Greene in Michael Kors...

Comic Con, bitches! Where angry nerds in TARDIS and Wonder Woman costumes resent the starlets cluttering up the hallways! We’re torn. Tom is a nerd; Lorenzo is a fashionisto. Tom thinks the TARDIS-attired have a point; Lorenzo just loves another chance to look at famous people wearing...

Darlings, it’s time once again to check in on the famous, the nearly famous, and the pseudo-famous in the front rows of New York Fashion Week. And also to judge them!   Derek Lam Fall 2012 Show Anna Wintour Serving it up, Wintour-style. Glenda Bailey Joe Zee, Robbie Myers, Anne...

Celebrities, darlings! Aren’t they just the answer to EVERYTHING? Christian Siriano Fall 2012 Show Alicia Solombrino You can’t say she didn’t commit to the look, that’s for sure. Brad Goreski This all looks surprisingly mismatched to us. Cindy Adams Bringing it,...

Celebrity-watching is ever so much more fun than bird-watching, don’t you find? General Idea Fall 2012 Show Kellan Lutz We have a story. Unless you’re sitting directly across from them, it’s sometimes hard to see which celebrities are attending a show because the tent is...

Darlings, those Twilight gals have such a busy schedule lately that we’re forced to start a “Twilight Watch” post. Forgive us. But hey, dresses to discuss.   Kristen Stewart in Roberto Cavalli Kristen Stewart attends the UK premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...

Another quick rundown for you, dolls. This time, it’s the 22nd Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada and all the stars in heaven mostly avoided it, leaving these folks to pick up the slack: Nikki Reed Ronald Abdala Spring 2010 Collection We like the fabric blocking in the...

Let’s get cracking, kittens! There’s a boatload of bad dresses to discuss and we’re just the bitches to do the discussing! Hit it, ladies, we never heard of! Aimee Teegarden in Alice + Olivia It’s pretty. We love the colors and it fits her well. Amanda Bynes in Hervé...