Darlings, if we never see a gown again after this … well, we’d kinda be out of a job, but still. Suffice it to say, we’re OVER IT. But we’ll see it through, to the bitter end.   Ashley Olsen in Vintage Christian Dior She’s an Olsen twin, which means the...

We can’t help it. We know the Bitter Kittens of our comments section collectively hate everything with Stella McCartney’s name on it and fly into a really amusing rage whenever we ask their opinion on her designs. Hence: we constantly ask their opinions on her designs. We’re...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

We were kind of disappointed to read that Miss Nicole is visiting a friend in these pictures because we would have clapped with glee if we’d found out she was doing what we originally thought when we first glanced at them: taking out the trash.   Nicole Richie visits a friend in...

The word for today – or at least, for this post – is “soignée,” darlings. Also: “finger waves.”   Nicole Richie attends the 1st annual Baby2Baby gala in Culver City, California in a Lorena Sarbu gown. Lorena Sarbu Fall 2012 Collection Who knew former...

Oh, no, no, no, Miss Nicole. This won’t do at ALL. Nicole Richie attends 40th Annual FiFi Awards in an Emilio Pucci dress paired with Brian Atwood pumps. Clutch by House of Harlow 1960. Meus Jewelry. Emilio Pucci Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Isabeli Fontana Late-sixties Streisand never...

Hey kids! It’s the Third Annual ELLE Women In Music Event at Avalon in Hollywood, California! Let’s judge!   Amy Heidemann On the one hand, we kind of love her for striking a confident pose rather than the standard “I’m just a girl. A girl who has to pee”...

Nicole just finished eating some french fries, it seems. Nichole Richie makes an appearance on the “Today Show” to promote her new show “Fashion Star.” Because girlfriend seriously needed to wipe those shades down before putting them on in front of photographers. We...

  Amy Poehler in Naeem Khan We’re not loving the color on her, but it’s such an improvement over her normal choices that we’ll shut up about it.   Connie Britton in Vintage [as in, Salvation Army  Vintage] Y’know, if you want to flout the conventions that...

Darlings, it was the prom night of the fashion world, as anybody who’s anybody descended on  New York City with their stomachs sucked in and in their very best borrowed finery. We’ve got a LOT of ground to cover, so get your coffee and let’s get started. Amy Adams in...

Anne Heche   We can’t tell if this is a dress or a jumpsuit. Either way, it gets a thumbs up just because this is the cleanest and most polished we’ve seen her look in a long time. She usually looks like she’s been up for 72 hours in the same dress. However, if this IS...

Harper’s Bazaar Russia March 2011 Issue Editorial: “Color Power” Photographer: Katie Bleacher & Dean Everard Stylist: Natalia Alaverdian Hair: Ken Paves Makeup: Scott Barnes   Yves Saint Laurent Vintage Dress We didn’t quite know what to make of this editorial...