Nicole Kidman is serving up some INTENSE MOMMYSTARE REALNESS.   Nicole Kidman covers the June/July issue of Harper’s Bazaar Australia magazine photographed by Will Davidson. And she looks like she’s ready to fuck up that photographer if he takes one step closer to her child....

Sexy, good-looking celebrities get a fashion editorial and magazine cover. Stop the presses. W Magazine May 2012 Editorial: “An Affair to Remember” Photographer: Emma Summerton Stylist: Arianne Phillips Hair: Jimmy Paul Makeup: Jeanine Lobell He looks good, but then again,...

Darlings, the 47th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards were held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada! And there are people whose dresses we have yet to criticize! Yeehaw!   Carrie Underwood in an Abed Mahfouz gown paired with Oscar de la Renta Shoes Ugh. Boring as hell....

Y’know, sometimes, as a fashion blogger, you just have to let go of your rules and complaints. Sometimes, no matter how much we may bitch about dresses that match hair colors, or how tired we are of black lace, or even how pre-tired we’re getting of the sudden new micro-trend for...

It’s purely coincidence that we’re doing two of these in a row. Normally, big-name stars don’t go out in the same outfit, in the same month. Maybe that’s changing, what with Cate & Reese yesterday and now Nicole & Rachel. Personally, we’re all for it. We...

Hi Nicole! Nicole Kidman leaves Joan’s on Third in Los Angeles. Look at you all smiley and glowing! Your blouse is a little on the precious side and that is some serious Mrs. Urban country-western hair going on up top, but overall, we think you look pretty cute and chic here. Let’s talk...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

That’s right, bitches. Part ONE. There were too many cowboys and cowgirls to fit into just one post. So let’s get our yeehaw on and start judging!   Carrie Underwood in Reem Acra Very pretty and polished, but we have a complaint, of course. Bad enough she picked a dress that...

Darlings, it was the 59th Annual BMI Country Awards and we’re struck by how there were 58 previous installments and yet we’ve never heard of them! Hit it, cowgirls!   Carrie Underwood It’s a little too Kardashian Kollection at Sears, but it’s not a bad dress....

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban attended the Cinema Society screening of Snow Flower And The Secret Fan in New York City, forcing us to form opinions about their outfits. Nicole Kidman wears an Elie Saab dress, Jimmy Choo shoes, a L’Wren Scott clutch, and Cathy Waterman jewelry. We always...

Darlings, it was the BAFTA “Brits To Watch” event, held at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, California, which we think should have been titled “Brits to Watch – And Then Say Something Bitchy about Their Clothes,” but no one ever listens to us. In the interest...

So we’re browsing through the celebrity-stalking parts of the internet when we stumble upon this shot of Nicole Kidman at LAX sporting one of the Madras bags from the Prada spring 2011 collection. And we thought, “Hey, those bags have been hanging off quite a few celebrity arms...

Yeehaw, darlings! It was the CMT Awards and everybody did their durndest to uphold the stereotype by dressing in really shitty clothing! We feel a Judgment coming on! Ashton Shepherd Ashton can’t be bothered worrying about red carpets. She’s due on the lanai with Rose and Dorothy...

Kittens, it was the 2011 Billboard Music Awards, held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. Maybe we’re burnt out from those horrid dressers of Young Hollywood, but this crowd did relatively well, all things considered. Come. Judge with us. Beyonce in Lanvin Pretty much perfect....

  Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011  We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein...

  Rosario Dawson in Burberry Prorsum Spring 2011 [modified] Cute. How refreshing to see a starlet wearing something longer than the runway version. Amanda Peet in Nina Ricci Man, are we getting tired of the white dress/black tights combo. Melissa Leo in Marc Bouwer    Faith and...

Aleesia On any other night, at any other event, we’d call this a little slutty, but considering how insanely some of the other red carpet denizens dressed last night, she’s Dame Judi Dench in comparison. Alicia Arden See what we mean? Bonnie Mckee They’re very nice legs, but...

Darlings, a bunch of sweaty, nervous, grasping celebrities smiled through their teeth and pretended like they adore their competitors at the 83rd Academy Awards nominees luncheon held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Let’s see how they did.   Amy Adams in Valentino Spring 2011 We think...

Absolutely adorable. We imagine this dress wouldn’t look so effortless on any woman out of her teens, which makes it perfect for her. We also like the simple, girlish hair. It’s refreshing when a female teen star actually looks her age. She could have gone all up ‘do and...

Super stars. W Magazine February 2011 Issue Editorial: “Best Perfomances” By Lynn Hirschberg Photographs by Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin Styled by Melanie Ward Portfolio designed by Lee Swillingham and Stuart Spalding at Suburbia What a fun editorial. W dressed up a...

January Jones in Versace Spring 2011 We have a feeling we’re not going to get a lot of backup on this, but we love the way she looks. Yes, we advised her to stay away from edgier pieces, but she managed to pull it all together. The reason this works is because, for once, her hair and...