We’re still wiped out from that Mad Style post, so we’ll keep this brief and simple.   Nicki Minaj attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in Tommy Hilfiger. We have never been more disappointed in you, Miss Nicki. It’s not horrible...

Nicki Minaj strikes a blow for womankind everywhere.   Nicki Minaj covers the April 2013 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Thomas Whiteside and styled by Joe Zee.   On her make-under for Elle‘s shoot: “When I saw myself with barely any makeup at, it was such a… like, I’m so, so...

Hit it, D-Listers! Oh, we’re just teasing. Hit it, C-Listers!     Anna Paquin in Alexander McQueen The dress is fine, but wow do we ever NOT like her hair. Very aging and matronly. In fact, the whole look strikes us as a bit too serious.     Danai Gurira in Tadashi...

Nicki Minaj at the New Year’s Eve Party at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas in an Hervé Léger dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps and Versace jewelry. Hervé Léger Metallic Bandage Dress Christian Louboutin Pumps     [Photo Credit: WireImage, nordstrom.com,...

It’s FRIDAY, bitches! Who needs a big dose of crazy right about now? YOU do! Darling Nicki? That’s your cue.   Nicki Minaj attends her perfume launch at Myer Sydney City in Sydney, Australia. Ohhhhhh … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *gasp*...

Good morning, Precious Unborn Fawns! Did you miss us? We missed you. We found ourselves randomly assessing strangers’ outfits throughout the holiday and that’s something – we swear – we NEVER do. Our opinions got all backed up over the long weekend, so y’all...

No awards ceremony that dubs Justin Bieber the Artist of the Year deserves a moment of consideration, but there are dresses to rip, so we feel compelled to offer bitchy, drive-by assessments, darlings. Hit it, chanteuses and contractually obligated ABC stars!   Brandy  Uh… no....

You know what you all need after a day of Emmys gowns? CRAZY-ASS SHIT. Nicki? That’s your cue.   Nicki Minaj attends launch of her new fragrance “Pink Friday” at Macy’s Herald Square in NYC. You see, if you’re anything like us, you get a little antsy after...

Darling Nicki goes wig-shopping with Allure. Nicki Minaj featured in the April 2012 issue of Allure magazine photographed by Michael Thompson.   Was it wrong of us to burst out laughing at “The Hair is Fake; She’s Real?” Because that sounds like something you’d...

Miss Nicki picks another bright, fun outfit but fails to stick the dismount.   Nicki Minaj attends the MAC Cosmetics Viva Glam Party in New York City in a Nanette Lepore Spring 2012 dress and jacket paired with Giuseppe Zanotti shoes. Nanette Lepore Spring 2012 Collection We adore this...

Nicki says, “Good morning world! I’m ready to greet you and defeat you!” “Just get those fucking cameras out of my face until I get some coffee in me.” Understandable, Nicki. But can we say that we love your dress and that only you could get away with accessories...

Darlings, it was, of course, the Grammys red carpet, where purple tuxedo jackets and popes are de rigeur. In other words, a veritable freak show. Hit it, streetwalkers!   Adele in Giorgio Armani She looked gorgeous.   Alicia Keys in Alexandre Vauthier and Swizz Beatz in Tom Ford Her...

Miss Nicki is serving up FACE: Nicki Minaj covers the February/March 2012 issue of Wonderland magazine in Prada. Maybe it’s slightly crazy face, but she’s doing her job here, because anyone perusing a magazine rack would be forced to stop and look at her. And can we just say how...

The Oscars and Emmys don’t pull the nominees out of the audience and make them re-enact scenes from their nominated performances so red carpet posts tend to suffice for coverage. But with the AMAs, where half the audience gets their own number onstage, there are multiple opportunities...

We’re rolling up our sleeves, cracking our knuckles and doing some preliminary stretches. You should too, darlings. We’ve got a metric shit-ton of celebrities to criticize and we don’t want any of you to strain yourselves. Ready? Warmed up? Let’s DO THIS.   Adam...

We LOVE the idea behind this editorial, where artist Franceso Vezzoli restaged classic paintings of famous courtesans with Nicki Minaj, wearing today’s couture. But we’re a bit confused by two things: Nicki Minaj featured in W magazine transformed by Francesco Vezzoli. Director of...

Brace yourselves, we’re gonna do that “blogger obnoxiously name-dropping thing” that receives eyerolls (and rightly so) from all quarters. Are you ready? When we attended the Oscar de la Renta Spring 2012 runway show – (Told you.) – the room was awash in...

Darlings, the whole “tree leaning on power lines” situation, which has been going on for 24 tense hours directly outside our front door, is currently being dealt with by nice young men with too many tattoos and a wood chipper, which means we can finally put away our candles and...

Darlings, it was the 2011 BET Awards held (judging by the light) in the middle of a desert at high noon. Seriously, all these ladies look like they’re blinded. And some of them look like their blindness retroactively extended back to when they chose their outfits. OH NO WE DIDN’T!...

Kittens, it was the 2011 Billboard Music Awards, held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. Maybe we’re burnt out from those horrid dressers of Young Hollywood, but this crowd did relatively well, all things considered. Come. Judge with us. Beyonce in Lanvin Pretty much perfect....

Amber Riley It’s a bit much visually – we especially dislike whatever that shoulder treatment is – but it sure does flatter her figure. On the other hand, she looks like she can’t breathe. Same fit; a size up next time, Amber. Anna Nalick It’s weird and crazy and...