We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

Natalie Portman kind of looks like those little figurines for each month of the year that you give little girls on their birthday.   Natalie Portman (pictured with her husband Benjamin Millepied) attends the opening night performance of the L.A. Dance Project in Los Angeles in a...

Natalie seems suspicious of all of these photographers, as if she’s about to accuse one of them of murder. Natalie Portman attends New York City Ballet’s 2012 Spring Gala at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center in head-to-toe Christian Dior. That’s some serious side-eye...

Natalie uses a Paris sidewalk as a runway to model her contractually obligated Dior.     Christian Dior Shoes And isn’t that what Paris sidewalks are all about? Love the shoes and the trench (not so much on the dress), but her face looks like a mask. Crack a smile, girl....

Darlings, we tweeted for SIX STRAIGHT HOURS last night! And can we just say? If you tweet for 6 straight hours, your sleep cycle gets very staccato and you wind up waking up over and over again. We’re pretty sure that’s because our dreams were all only 140 characters long. Hit it!...

Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

Celebrity meltdowns aren’t exactly novel to the public. In fact, they’re pretty much ubiquitous at this point. When one celebrity meltdown runs its course (Mel Gibson), there’s another one ready to jump into the deep end of the crazy pool (Charlie Sheen) and keep tongues...

  Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011  We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein...

  Rosario Dawson in Burberry Prorsum Spring 2011 [modified] Cute. How refreshing to see a starlet wearing something longer than the runway version. Amanda Peet in Nina Ricci Man, are we getting tired of the white dress/black tights combo. Melissa Leo in Marc Bouwer    Faith and...

Vanity Fair continues to host the most oddly named parties with the Vanity Fair Campaign Hollywood 2011 – Richard Mille Toasts Fox Searchlight Films party held at Bar Marmont in Hollywood. The invites must have been the size of a legal pad to fit all that in. Onward, fabulous soldiers....

Darlings, a bunch of sweaty, nervous, grasping celebrities smiled through their teeth and pretended like they adore their competitors at the 83rd Academy Awards nominees luncheon held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Let’s see how they did.   Amy Adams in Valentino Spring 2011 We think...

Absolutely adorable. We imagine this dress wouldn’t look so effortless on any woman out of her teens, which makes it perfect for her. We also like the simple, girlish hair. It’s refreshing when a female teen star actually looks her age. She could have gone all up ‘do and...

Good morning, darlings! If it’s not morning when you’re reading this then what the hell took you so long to get here? The stars came down from the heavens last night, put on gowns, and attended the Directors Guild Awards. Let’s form opinions!   Amy Adams    ...

Super stars. W Magazine February 2011 Issue Editorial: “Best Perfomances” By Lynn Hirschberg Photographs by Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin Styled by Melanie Ward Portfolio designed by Lee Swillingham and Stuart Spalding at Suburbia What a fun editorial. W dressed up a...

Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2011 Spectacular, as she almost always is. Love the exaggerated shoulders. Elisabeth Moss in custom-made Donna Karan Lizzie wore a jewel tone, y’all! She LISTENED to us! Attagirl! The color suits. She sometimes makes the mistake of choosing dresses...

  Amy Adams in Carolina Herrera in Spring 2011 “Meh” is officially over, so we will not say “meh.” Starting now. It’s a nice enough dress, but we’re kind of bored with Amy Adams and her nice enough dresses. She’s too young, pretty, and famous to...

  Marc Jacobs Dress    Nats wants that Oscar, so settle in for the media blitz. Current platform: The cover of InStyle (with accompanying interview, bien sûr). She looks really cute here, we have to say. Of course, it would be pretty hard for her not to look cute. ...

Darlings, it was the 22nd Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala! That thing you’re all hearing about right now for the very first time in your lives! Hit it, stars! Natalie Portman in Vionnet Spring 2011     It’s a little bit “Barbra accepting...

Chapter and purse.   The other day, when we all weren’t discussing how crappy Natalie Portman’s dress fit her, the focus was on her clutch, by French designer Olympia Le-Tan. She seems to be right on the verge of having a moment because her unique bags are appearing more and...

  Jennifer Aniston in Valentino Couture Spring 2009 She must’ve shit herself when she saw Anne Hathaway’s dress but she really should have shit herself when she saw what her hairstylist did. Jessica Biel in Prada The dress is just okay. Love the jewelry, hate the hair. Amanda...