Darlings, there are even MORE pre-Emmys dresses to rip! And these are all nominees, which means they’d cut every other bitch in attendance just to get that bowling trophy in drag!   Amy Poehler in BCBG Max Azria This may be a personal best for her. Nothing like a breakup to get a...

Taking his cues from the Duchess of Windsor and other jet-setting ladies, Naeem Khan offered up a world-traveler’s collection of florals, sequined dresses, beaded gowns, stunning prints and caftans. A classic, high-society form of elegance updated with a modern multicultural...

Darlings, we’ve tried to avoid her because she bores the shit out of us, but Kate’s been unveiling one dress after another in an attempt to get you to watch her movie and we’ve decided we can’t ignore the latest one. Kate Beckinsale attends the premiere of ‘Total...

We couldn’t decide which one of these looks we wanted to cover, because two white dress posts in one day makes the Stoneys antsy. Since the last showdown kept you all happily occupied, and because you all love to pit celebrities against each other in to-the-death cagematches, we figured...

Darlings, it was the CFDA Awards! If the Met Gala is fashion’s prom night, then the CFDAs are sort of like student body elections. You know; kinda dorky.   Busy Phillips in Martin Margiela  Honey, your tits appear to be weeping. Examine that.   Gretchen Mol in Sophie Theallet...

Poodles, we may as well be perfectly upfront about it: We’re featuring these pictures for purely selfish reasons.   Christa B. Allen attends the Disney Media Networks’ International Upfront in a Naeem Khan dress paired with Aperlai shoes. Clutch by Kotur. Earrings by Neil Lane....

It seems the lady stars are tending toward the complicated dresses lately. We just got finished telling January Jones she was wearing the wrong dress for her when this popped up in our view: Ellie Kemper attends the Naeem Khan Private Dinner at the Chateau Marmont in LA wearing a dress by the...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

We need a little breather after that Mad Men post and we’ve got a ton of White House Correspondents’ Dinner (or as DC and media insiders like to call it, “Nerd Prom,” although we prefer “Versailles on Vicodin” ourselves) red carpet pics to plow through...

Um, guys? You’re two of our very favorite celebs in the world and we’re thrilled to see you side by side like this, but … Emily Blunt and Ewan McGregor attend the premiere of “Salmon Fishing In the Yemen” in LA. Emily Blunt wore a Naeem Khan dress. Naeem Khan...

Darlings, it was the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Where people who weren’t invited to the main event get dressed up and people who were invited to the main event get dressed down! Let’s judge! Abbie Cornish in Tommy Hilfiger Simple and perfect.   Amy Adams in Vivienne Westwood...

It’s the morning of our seventh straight day of running from one end of Manhattan to the other, trying to fit in every show we’ve been invited to, and it’s finally happened: we’ve hit the wall. We expect to see a “spotted in the tents” item that goes like...

Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....

Darlings, celebrities clawed their way out of their holes in the ground and made their way to toward the light, in the hope that once they got there, someone would hand them an award. Let us judge them.   Aimee Garcia Terrible color for her.   Angelina Jolie in Jenny Packham...

  Amy Poehler in Naeem Khan We’re not loving the color on her, but it’s such an improvement over her normal choices that we’ll shut up about it.   Connie Britton in Vintage [as in, Salvation Army  Vintage] Y’know, if you want to flout the conventions that...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

It seems the only time we ever pay attention to Julie Bowen is when she’s in a much bigger red carpet lineup, like an awards show. We don’t mean to spare her from our laser-precise bitchery; it’s just that you can always expect her to dress in either black, gold, or white,...

T Lo just can’t stop celebrating VH1′s Divas Celebrates Soul, darlings. Let’s all judge what the self-proclaimed divas wore on stage, shall we? Mary J. Blige Okay, maybe that last outfit’s not quite as friendly to her as she hoped, but she doesn’t need us telling...

We’ll take an interesting, discussable dress over a classic sheath any day of the week, darlings. We think that’s obvious by now. But an interesting dress doesn’t always make a pretty dress, does it? Hence the discussion. Open your books to Chapter 7 and we’ll begin....

We’ve been staring at these pictures all day, feeling ambivalent and yet unable to fight the urge to form opinions. Once you put a picture of a celebrity on a red carpet in front of us, it all gets terribly Pavlovian, even if we can’t quite work up the spit.     George...

Let’s all head on back to the Glitter Hoedown, y’all!   Cherill Green Not a bad dress, and we realize the CMAs aren’t the Oscars, but this is a bit too tight and short for an awards show that’s not on MTV. Also, the shoes look cheap. And we don’t like her...