Kylie Minogue attends the 2013 MTV Movie Awards in a Paco Rabanne dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps. Paco Rabanne Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Ginta Lapina (WOMEN)     [Photo Credit: David Gabber/PR Photos,...

Zachary, we love ya, you big, rectangular hipster queen, but at some point we’re going to have to have a conversation about flattering proportions.   Zachary Quinto attends the 2013 MTV Movie Awards in a Dsquared2 single-button suit. Until that day, we leave you with this to...

We’ll give her all the credit in the world for coming as close as humanly possible to making this work but … no, honey. Just no.   Zoe Saldana attends the 2013 MTV Movie Awards in a Givenchy dress paired with Jimmy Choo shoes, a Nancy Gonzalez clutch, and Emily Faith and...

Holland Roden attends the 2013 MTV Movie Awards in a Donna Karan dress paired with Ruthie Davis ‘Canon’ sandals and David Webb jewelry. Donna Karan Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Marine Deleeuw     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

It’s hard out there for a starlet, darlings. Miss Selena had a busy weekend of c-list awards shows to attend, but bless her attention-seeking heart, the gal put the effort in on some finely rendered image crafting. First, for the event that (theoretically, because really … MTV) ...

All the other male celebrities in attendance must have hated Tom for making them all look bad.   Tom Hiddleston attends the 2013 MTV Movie Awards in Culver City, California in an royal blue Emporio Armani suit and tie. It’s a dirty job, but somebody had to do it. Bravo, Tom. A...

We’re sending congratulations Miss Chloe’s way. She has passed an important milestone for the teen starlet: she can now say she has worn the Patchwork Denim Dress. The PDD is of course, so de rigeur for young babystarlets as they transition into pre-adulthood that it’s...

  Emma Watson, winner of the MTV Trailblazer Award, poses in the press room during the 2013 MTV Movie Awards in a Maxime Simoëns dress paired with Proenza Schouler shoes and Jennifer Meyer jewelry. Maxime Simoëns Fall 2013 Collection Proenza Schouler Spring 2013 Platform Sandal  ...

We feel really bad doing this to y’all, first thing on a Monday. Okay, maybe not “really” bad. Just mildly bad. After all, we’re not the ones wearing this: Kerry Washington attends the 2013 MTV Movie Awards in a Michael Kors dress paired with Roger Vivier black satin...

Home stretch, bitches! You can do it!   Brie Larson Another coffee here, Miss. And can you tell us what your pie of the day is?   Chris Hemsworth in Hugo Boss THREE undone buttons. There is no way that’s not douchey. We realize your ThorPecs are massive, Hemsworth, but...

Sometimes, a gal can just come off like she’s trying way too hard. Consider: Elizabeth Banks attends the 2012 MTV Movie Awards in an Elie Saab jumpsuit paired with Ruthie Davis shoes and a Lulu Guinness clutch. Elie Saab Fall 2012 Collection Lulu Guinness ‘Lips’ Clutch...

Hit it, curiously underdressed D-Listers!   Alex Frnka  The dress is cute but everything north of the neck is pure second shift at the coffee shop.   Amber Rose It looks like there’s some sort of minty fungus growing all over her.   Andy Samberg  Dorky cute, but otherwise...

Honestly, we think we can just show the following two pictures and call it a day: Emma Stone attends the 2012 MTV Movie Awards in a Martin Grant dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes. Tiffany & Co. jewelry. Martin Grant Fall 2012 Collection NOT YOUR DRESS. But we figure y’all want to...

Darlings, it was the MTV Movie Awards! And you’re not gonna know who half of these underdressed attention whores are! There’s a metric shit-tonne of these bitches, so don’t be surprised if we restrict our assessments to as little as one word.   Alexander Ludwig  Bad...

[Insert bitchy introduction here. Use one of the following terms of endearment: poodles, kittens, darlings, precious unborn fawns, minions.] Hit it, fellas! Andrew Garfield in Dior jeans and Band of Outsiders blazer We are supremely jell of his fantastic hair. He looks really cute and the...

Darlings, we still have plenty of bitchy work to do. We realize it’s a Monday and you may need to mainline coffee just to get through the day, but your services as a bitch are required. Get yourself a Red Bull or something. Ready? Then we’ll begin. Alyson Michalka in Ramy Brook A...

Let’s get cracking, kittens! There’s a boatload of bad dresses to discuss and we’re just the bitches to do the discussing! Hit it, ladies, we never heard of! Aimee Teegarden in Alice + Olivia It’s pretty. We love the colors and it fits her well. Amanda Bynes in Hervé...