Gotta give it up for the lady; this is a goddamn MOVIE STAR look:   Naomi Watts attends the premiere of ‘The Impossible’ in Los Angeles in a Zac Posen gown accessorized with J/Hadley earrings and a Jennifer Meyer ring and bracelet. Zac Posen Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Erin...

Oh, for crying out loud, Eddie.   Eddie Redmayne attends the premiere of ‘Les Misérables’ in New York City in Alexander Mcqueen. You’re wearing a goddamn gorgeous Alexander McQueen suit that you got for free. The very least you could do is get your damn hands out of...

One thing’s for sure; the LesMiz ladies are definitely going for the drama with their public appearance getups.   Amanda Seyfried attends the premiere of ‘Les Misérables’ in New York in Alexander McQueen. Striking as hell. The only reason we’re opening this up to...

Jessica Chastain attends the premiere of ‘Zero Dark Thirty’ in Los Angeles in an Elie Saab dress paired with Charlotte Olympia shoes, and Harry Winston jewelry. Elie Saab Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Ruby Aldridge (NEXT)     [Photo Credit: David Gabber/PR Photos,...

Rare is the occurence known as a Boy WERQ. Rarer still will you find us complimenting a man in an all-grey outfit. But we think it’s safe to say that we can all agree on this one. Ewan McGregor attends the premiere of ‘The Impossible’ in Los Angeles in Balenciaga. You WERQ...

THE SCENE: After a long day yesterday spent traveling to New York, having lunch meetings, having business meetings, and attending the Oscar de la Renta pre-fall show and admiring Anna Wintour’s coat from across the room – what we like to call a “Carrie Day” in honor of...

Helen Mirren attends the UK premiere of ‘Hitchcock’ in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Irina Denisova     [Photo Credit: Landmark/PR Photos,...

We’re trying very hard to like this: Freida Pinto attends the ‘Life of PI’ Opening Gala during day one of the 9th Annual Dubai International Film Festival in a Ralph Lauren dress paired with a Ferragamo clutch and Charlotte Olympia sandals. After all, it’s Freida Pinto...

Anne Hathaway attends the ‘Les Misérables’ after party in London in Altuzarra. Altuzarra Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Joan Smalls     [Photo Credit: Optic Photos, PacificCoastNews.com,...

Let us begin our week’s work with a lesson on Workin’ It. Note that there is a difference between “WERQ!” and “Workin’ It,” as we define the terms here at T Lo Arbitrary Distinctions, Ltd. You see, “WERQ!” is an exclamation that escapes...

Woof. Hugh Jackman attends the world premiere after party for ‘Les Miserables’ in London in Lanvin. We’re tired of grey suits and REALLY tired of black shirts and ties. And truth be told, this looks a tiny bit boxy on him, but there is no doubt that the man can fill out a...

Miss Uma is rocking the shit out this suit and we are swooning, because we’re huge proponents of ladypants on the red carpet.   Uma Thurman attends the premiere of ‘Playing For Keeps’ in New York City in Atelier Versace. Simple and classic. We’re not in love with...

Samantha Barks attends the world premiere of ‘Les Misérables’ in London in a Stella McCartney dress paired with Adler earrings.   [Photo Credit: Landmark/PR...

We loves us some HBC, and we think she’s as close to a muse as Vivienne Westwood ever got, but even she isn’t making this work:   Helena Bonham Carter attends the world premiere of ‘Les Misérables’ in London in a Vivienne Westwood gown. We are SO not loving the...

Seven am editorial meeting, T Lo Bitchery International Headquarters: T: Let’s do a post on Biel in the Versace. Lo: Oh, that’s TOTALLY a “Girl, That’s Not Your Dress” post. T: Really? I’m thinking exactly the opposite. That’s totally her dress. Lo:...

Question: Is this too cha-cha-cha or not cha-cha-cha enough? Aren’t you blessed to be on the receiving end of our erudite fashion commentary? Amanda Seyfried attends the world premiere of ‘Les Misérables’ in London in a Balenciaga dress paired with Alexandre Birman shoes....

Miss Annie may have disappointed us with her style choices during the pre-opening poledance, but once it was time to hit that premiere red carpet…   Anne Hathaway attends the world premiere of ‘Les Misérables’ in London in a Givenchy couture gown. Givenchy Spring 2012...

Kate Mara and Olivia Wilde attend the premiere of ‘Deadfall’ in Hollywood, California. Kara Mara is wearing a Jason Wu dress and clutch paired with Brian Atwood shoes. Jason Wu Lace-Underlay Crossover Chiffon Gown Olivia is wearing a L’Wren Scott cardigan and skirt paired with an...

We realize that Katie – even prior to her famous kidnapping – was never really all that flashy a dresser, but this is just plain old frumpy:   Katie Holmes attends the premiere of ‘Dead Accounts’ in New York City in a Bottega Veneta dress accessorized with a...

Our first impulse is that this looks a bit too “LOOK AT ME!!!!!” for a group cast photocall:   Anne Hathaway attends the photocall for ‘Les Miserables’ in Tokyo in Antonio Berardi. Antonio Berardi Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Irina Nikolaeva Our second impulse...

For whatever reason, we find ourselves trying to defend Matthew Morrison from the constant cries of “Douche!” that automatically spring up whenever his face appears. We suppose it’s because we never really heard of him doing anything all that douchey and because we think...