Okay, let’s start with the good parts before we get to the bitchin’ and the moanin’.   Dakota Fanning attends the ‘Very Good Girls’ premiere during the 2013 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah in Louis Vuitton. Shoes By Azzedine Alaïa. Jewelry by...

We’ve always been somewhat ambivalent on the charms of Nicholas Hoult, but if he keeps this up, we could be convinced:   Nicholas Hoult attends the ‘Warm Bodies’ Premiere in Rome, Italy. Sure, it’s a bit on the monochromatic side and he could’ve had those...

Our day of casualness continues, as Bradley takes time out on the way to meet his friends for brunch, to promote his movie for a minute.   Bradley Cooper attends the ‘Silver Linings Playbook’ photocall at the Santo Mauro Hotel in Madrid, Spain. It’s kind of hard for any...

She’s been having some fun and taking some risks with her Django poledance fashion, but this is just pure, straight up, old school gorgeous:   Kerry Washington attends the UK Premiere of ‘”Django Unchained’ in a Giles gown paired with Christian Louboutin shoes....

We really like this look, but your assignment is to guess the one thing we hate.   Rachel Weisz attends ‘The Deep Blue Sea’ New York Screening at Museum of the Moving Image in a Bottega Veneta dress paired with a Smythson clutch and Charlotte Olympia pumps. Bottega Veneta...

One thing’s for sure: you can’t claim Miss Kerry isn’t having fun with her fashion during the Django poledance.   Kerry Washington attends the ‘Django Unchained’ photocall in Berlin in Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton Spring 2013 Collection/Models: Courtney...

We salute Josh’s brave use of color when so many male stars seem desperately afraid of it.   Josh Brolin attends the premiere of ‘Gangster Squad’ in Los Angeles in Ermenegildo Zegna. Ermenegildo Zegna Spring 2013 Collection We do not, however, salute the execrable...

This dress is pretty, but it needs some serious styling to take it away from “sister-wife.” Abigail Spencer atttends the premiere of ‘Gangster Squad’ in Los Angeles in a Valentino dress paired with a Jimmy Choo clutch, Anita Ko earrings, and Giuseppe Zanotti sandals....

Mirreile Enos attends the premiere of ‘Gangster Squad’ in Los Angeles in an Emilio Pucci dress paired with a Swarovski clutch and jewelry and Brian Atwood heels. Emilio Pucci Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Lily Donaldson     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Emiley Schweich,...

Here is your script for the following scrolldown: *sigh* *sigh* *sigh* WHAT THE FUCK?!? Ryan Gosling (pictured with his mother Donna Gosling) attends the premiere of ‘Gangster Squad’ in Los Angeles in Gucci. Talk about a needle scratch. Those shoes are awful. Still, we give him...

Darlings, we are continuing our annual post-holiday tradition of passing the same cold back and forth to each other. You see, T Lo’s world is a childless one (to their eternal delight) and when the holidays roll around and we are allowed to come out of our little blogging holes and see...

Sarah Hyland attends the premiere of ‘Struck By Lightning’ in Los Angeles in a strapless ruched tulle Christian Siriano dress.     [Photo Credit:...

We were pretty hard on Miss Kerry last week. With good reason, though; it was one of the ugliest dresses we’ve ever seen. Because we’re such loving and generous souls, we were primed to sing her some hosannas this week as a way of making up for being such horrible bitches to her....

Boy, you sure can tell no coordinating went on between their two stylists. They don’t even look like they belong in the same hemisphere, let alone the same room.   Jamie Foxx and Kerry Washington attend the ‘Django Unchained’ photocall in Rome. Peter Pilotto Spring 2013...

We really love this look. And some of you ladies are going to be SO HAPPY.   Kirsten Dunst attends the premiere of ‘On The Road’ in New York City in head-to-toe Christian Dior. Christian Dior Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Anna Martynova (NEXT) Christian Dior Spring 2013...

Whenever K Stew acts bored or annoyed with the kind of attention she routinely gets; whenever she expresses discomfort with her career or angst over her lot in life; whenever she works to give the impression that she just wants to be left alone and that she finds the grind of celebrity...

Pretty people in expensive clothing, darlings! Do we actually need a reason to judge them? Of course we don’t.   Ewan McGregor and Naomi Watts  attend ‘The Impossible’ special screening  in New York City. Ewan McGregor wore a a blue lightweight cotton poplin shirt and...

We’re so inured to the effects of sheer dresses that the amount of skin showing here didn’t even cause us to bat an eye.   Kristen Stewart attends ‘On the Road’ special screening in NYC in Catherine Malandrino. Catherine Malandrino Fall 2012 Collection Our first...

This post is all about Seth, but let’s take a moment and genuflect in front of Barbra. Seth Rogen (pictured with Barbra Streisand) attends the premiere of ‘The Guilt Trip’ in Los Angeles in Ermenegildo Zegna. She’s SEVENTY goddamn years old. We don’t think...

Ah, there’s the Galadriel we were looking for: Cate Blanchett attends the ‘The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey’ Royal Film Performance in a Givenchy gown paired with Givenchy shoes and Van Cleef & Arpels jewelry. Givenchy Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Lin Kjerulf (NEXT)...

Samantha Barks attends the premiere of ‘Les Misérables’ in New York City in a Stella McCartney gown. [Photo Credit: Marco Sagliocco/PR...