We’re a little torn over Emma Stone’s dress, you guys. Emma Stone attends the UK premiere of “The Help” in London, England in a Luca Luca dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes. Luca Luca Spring 2012 Collection It’s undoubtedly dramatic and head-turning, right? But...

Oh, Evan Rachel. You delicious creature. Do you get up in the morning and think to yourself, “Self? What can I do to make gay men worship me today?” Evan Rachel Wood attends the premiere of “The Ides of March” in New York City in Gucci. Gucci Fall 2011 Collection...

What the hell; let’s do a boy for the ol’ In or Out. And yes, that was deliberate. Alexander Skarsgård attends the premiere of “Melancholia” during the 49th annual New York Film Festival in Yves Saint Laurent. There’s a lot to love here. We’re talking about...

We never thought we’d see the day when we’d be writing about the clothes worn at the premiere of Footloose. If someone had told us this 5 years ago, we’d have had them committed.   Kenny Wormald and Julliane Hough attend the premiere of “Footloose” Los...

Sometimes, someone does everything so right that we’re left a little speechless. Milla Jovovich attends the world exclusive premiere of “The Three Musketeers” in 3D in London, England in a Salvatore Ferragamo gown. Shoes by Brian Atwood, clutch by Jimmy Choo and black and...

We would be perfectly fine if these two made babies together. They’d be tall and athletic with great smiles. Hugh Jackman and Evangeline Lilly attend the premiere of “Real Steel” in California. Evangeline Lilly wears a Reem Acra gown and Hugh Jackman wears a Tom Ford suit....

You wouldn’t think there would be anything controversial to say about Hugh Jackman, but we’re gonna give it a shot. Hugh Jackman attends the Australian premiere of “Real Steel” in Sydney, Australia. We think all men, gay or straight, should have a Hugh Jackman shrine...

Lily obviously read our post yesterday, saw what we had to say about her hair, burst into tears, and then took our advice. Such is the power of we. Lily Collins attends the Paris Premiere of “Abduction” in a blue taffeta dress paired with Christian Louboutin heels. But we just...

We have questions for you, Marisa Tomei. Marisa Tomei attends the Premiere “The Ides Of March” in Beverly Hills, California in a Marios Schwab dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti sandals. Marios Schwab Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Quirine Engel First off, who drew the mustache on...

Ladies, brace yourselves. You’re about to drop an egg or two. Ryan Gosling and George Clooney attend the Premiere of “The Ides Of March” in Beverly Hills, California. Ryan Gosling is wearing Gucci. Isn’t it cute how they can’t keep their hands off each other? Go...

Hey, guess what? The kids really are all right! Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins attend the UK premiere of “Abduction” in London. Taylor Lautner wears Dolce & Gabbana and Lily Collins wears a Versace dress. Versace Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Daphne Groeneveld HE: Gives us...

When we’re looking through the various red carpet pics of the day to decide which ones are worth posting about, there’s really only one criterion: Do we have anything to say about this? “Cute/Shitty dress, but I don’t know what else to say about it.” “Me...

Come on, everybody! Let’s criticize a child together! Kerris Dorsey attends the premiere of “Moneyball” at the Paramount Theatre of the Arts in Oakland, California in a Rachel Zoe dress. Rachel Zoe Fall 2011 Collection Horrible! She’ll never work in this town again!...

Wake up, Maggie, we think we’ve got something to say to you. Maggie Gyllenhaal at the “Hysteria” press conference during 2011 Toronto International Film Festival in a Dries Van Noten dress. Dries Van Noten Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Kasia Struss (WOMEN) And what we’ve...

We’re not sure if this is an example of “Girl, that is NOT your dress.” Let’s walk through it together. Jessica Chastain attends ‘Coriolanus’ Premiere during the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival in a Viktor & Rolf gown. Viktor & Rolf Resort...

Oh, Miss Christina. Just what are we going to do with you? Christina Hendricks at the New York premiere of “I Don’t Know How She Does It” in a Vivienne Westwood gown. It’s a great color on her. We like the drape in the bodice and the upper part of the skirt. But that...

We love you, Tilda Swinton! We want to breathe your air and gaze at your coolly unnerving androgyny all day. Tilda Swinton arrives at “We Need To Talk About Kevin” Premiere at Winter Garden Theatre during the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival in Haider Ackermann. But it...

We’re not sure we’ve ever featured two red carpet posts in a row featuring looks from the same designer, but we thought this was yet another graphic illustration of the Number One T Lo Fashion Maxim: Girl, That Is NOT Your Dress. Salma Hayek attends the premiere of...

Darlings, it’s such a relief when these two get it right. It just doesn’t happen often enough. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the “Moneyball” Premiere during the 2011 Toronto International Film Festival. Angelia Jolie is wearing a Vivienne Westwood gown paired with a...

Darlings, we’ve been dashing from Fashion Week event to Fashion Week event, indulging in a little glamour because for the other 50 weeks out of the year, we’re sitting at our desks in boxer shorts with cats on our lap 15 hours out of the day. That’s fabulous for us, but you...

Before we get to the inevitable bitchery, let’s all take a moment and thank Jesus for nude linings. Let’s also thank actresses with enough sense to realize when they need one. Marion Cotillard attends the “Contagion” premiere in New York City in Christian Dior....