Most family-oriented big screen entertainment passes us right by. Except during the holidays, when stuff like the Shrek movies always seemed to be playing in someone’s family room while the grownups have cocktails, we’ve never really been exposed to most of it. And yet we laugh...

Darlings, those Twilight gals have such a busy schedule lately that we’re forced to start a “Twilight Watch” post. Forgive us. But hey, dresses to discuss.   Kristen Stewart in Roberto Cavalli Kristen Stewart attends the UK premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn...

We’re not quite done with those Twilight kids yet, kittens! Ashley Greene attends “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1″ LA Premiere in a Donna Karan gown. We couldn’t not give this girl her own post because she, in our extravagant opinion, BROUGHT IT. And that...

Step up, boys.   Taylor Lautner The boy just doesn’t get it wrong. Whoever styles him better be getting a hefty check for it.   Amadou Ly The pants could use some hemming and we think somewhere in the suit/shirt/tie combination, there should be a bit more contrast.   Boo...

Now do you see why we were so pissy when we were writing the Pattinson/Stewart post? It’s because we knew that every young and/or upcoming star in Hollywood showed up for the premiere of this facacta movie and we knew we wouldn’t be able to resist forming opinions on most of them....

Dolls, we don’t know if you heard, but there’s this Twilight movie thing coming out.   Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart attend “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1″ Los Angeles Premiere. Kristen Stewart is wearing a J. Mendel dress. J. Mendel Spring 2012...

This is one of those looks that we think looks great on first glance, but then all this wrongness starts becoming apparent the longer we view it.   Rashida Jones attends the premiere of “The Muppets” in Los Angeles in Giambattista Valli paired with Jimmy Choo shoes....

Kittens, what do we all think of this look from Amy?   Amy Adams attends the premiere of “The Muppets” in Los Angeles in a Roland Mouret dress paired with Jimmy Choo pumps. Roland Mouret Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Jac (IMG) We’ll tell you what we think. We think it...

As your judges, we feel it best to let you all know before the judging commences that lately we’ve been on an Amber Heard kick and also, we’re kind of over Depp’s whole schtick. We will almost certainly allow these factors to influence our judging. Johnny Depp and Amber...

We find ourselves disagreeing again.     Freida Pinto attends the premiere of “Immortals” in Los Angeles in an Antonio Berardi gown. Antonio Berardi Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Ros Georgiou Lorenzo thinks this is stunning, full stop. Loves the neckline, loves the...

Perhaps unsurprisingly, the red carpet for the premiere of Immortals was dripping with homoeroticism.   Henry Cavill in Tom Ford This man is exquisite. We’re loving the disco-fabulousness here, with the Superman hair, the big shirt collar and lapels, and the thick tie. He looks...

SJP traveled to the magical land of Australia to pole-dance for that movie that flopped over here months ago, poor thing. To make what must have been a dreary task more fun, Sarah got her crazy on. Let’s break it down.   Sarah Jessica Parker arrives at the Melbourne premiere of...

Up is down, black is white, darlings. Not only did the boy do the heavy style lifting in this case, the boy is Timberlake. We know one little blonde pixie-starlet who hid her face in shame for the rest of the night. Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried attend the UK Premiere for “In...

We came down pretty hard on Maggie the other day. We’re not sure, but “smells like nursing home pee” may have been the harshest thing we’ve ever said about an actress’ red carpet look. She deserves a prize for that. Instead, we’re going to assess her a...

After her literal FLAME-SHOOTING appearance on the red carpet the other day had us shrieking “WERQ it!” we were all set to start shrieking once again when these pictures floated in front of us this morning. But a closer look revealed a far sadder tale. Observe.   Joely...

We’ve been digging M.E.W.’s sexy-sweet red carpet stylings lately, but we’re wondering if this has gone too far into “sweet” territory: Mary Elizabeth Winstead attends the premiere of “Like Crazy” in Los Angeles in a D&G dress. Because...

Really, is there anything else to be said after that title? “Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani.” That about covers it, wouldn’t you say? You know what you’re going to get with a title like that. Michael Fassbender attends the premiere of “A Dangerous...

It seems like Sarah J’s always pole-dancing for her latest project, so it’s nice to see her being the dutiful wife and strapping on the Manolos for hubby’s latest. Sarah Jessica Parker attends the world premiere of “Tower Heist” in New York City in a Narciso...

Sometimes, the absurdity of motion picture marketing can be entertaining, but it’s times like these our hearts go out to poor celebrities and stylists.   Marion Cotillard attends the premiere of “Contagion” in Paris in head-to-toe Christian Dior. Christian Dior Spring...

Oh, Madge. Like so many male homosexuals of our generation, we have been there for your triumphs and your tragedies. And even though we feel like we’re not as close as we once were, we just want to say we really felt bad when we heard your little movie was getting laughed at –...

Hey, you guys! Let’s get in on a little of that Twilight action. We hear it’s all the rage with the teens.   Ashley Green and Robert Pattinson attend “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2″ Premiere in Paris. Ashley Greene wears dress and necklace by...