We don’t get to use the phrase, “in Azzedine Alaïa” in our red carpet posts enough, come to think of it. It’s nice to see it when it happens because you can always count on something interesting. It’s also nice to see starlets dressed like international spies on...

Watching Rooney Mara do the international poledance for her new movie, we’re struck by two things. 1) She really loves unusual dresses with cutouts, and 2) She may just have found her perfect designer in Prabal Gurung. We thought that Givenchy she was wearing the other day did her no...

Oh, Miss Taraji. So damn close. It must be so upsetting to you that we almost – almost – shouted “WERQ that Xmas dress, girl!” when we first laid eyes upon you in this:   Taraji P. Henson attends the Giorgio Armani & Cinema Society screening of “Albert...

What do we all think of Mary Louise here? Meryl Streep attends the ‘The Iron Lady’ New York premiere and after party in New York City in Stella McCartney. Stella McCartney Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Karmen Pedaru (ELITE) Well, we don’t know about you, but we think she...

We think Scarlett needs a hug or something. Scarlett Johansson attends the premiere of “We Bought a Zoo” in NYC in a Dolce & Gabbana dress. Because girl has seriously lost her mojo. Was it the divorce, Scar? Because no one really thought that was a real marriage anyway. ...

Tom Cruise wants the world to know how very manly he is. So manly, that his body actively rejects suits, like, with antibodies or something. Because what could be girlier than a man’s suit, amirite?   Tom Cruise and Paula Patton at the premiere of “Mission: Impossible –...

We shan’t be INing or OUTing this one, darlings. Your opinions are not being solicited this time, because we can’t trust you to be objective with him. This time, you SIT, and you LISTEN. That sucks for you, but the good news is we found a way to use “shan’t” in a...

We would like nothing more than to spare Miss Elle the horrors of having the public vote on her outfit, but action simply must be taken, kittens.   Elle Fanning attends the premiere of “We Bought a Zoo” in New York City in Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton Spring 2012 Collection...

Talk about your study in opposites.  This one won’t take more than 30 seconds to score. Time us. Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law attend the “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” European Premiere. Downey: Sloppy man-child. Score: 4/10. Law: Fabulously stylish movie star....

Let’s hear it for putting a little effort in!   Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend the premiere of “In the Land of Blood and Honey” in Los Angeles. Angelina Jolie wears a midnight blue asymmetrical one shoulder evening gown by Romona Keveza. Because these two so rarely...

We got a little cranky with Zac the other day and took out on him our frustration with a bunch of other slobs on the red carpet. Minions called us on it and told us we were being unfair and that he actually looked good. What the hell; we’ll give him a second chance. Never let it be said...

Jessica goes for a theme look without being obvious about it. Jessica Biel attends the premiere of “New Year’s Eve” at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York City in Valentino. Valentino Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Vika Falileeva (EXCLUSIVE) Because if your movie, entitled New...

We have very positive things to say about this dress, but we know some of the kittens are not Marchesa fans. Let’s discuss. Rachel McAdams attends the premiere of “Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows” in Los Angeles in a Marchesa gown. Marchesa Resort 2012 Collection We are...

Darlings, it was the premiere of  “New Year’s Eve” at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California and virtually none of the men could find a suit that fit them! It’s time we shined a light on this horrible state of affairs in Hollywood. Apparently, there...

Salma has been strutting around the world in 4-inch heels, poledancing for that cat movie, bless her. But ever since she married that insanely rich French guy, it seems she’s been forced to only wear the brands his company owns or partially owns, e.g., Gucci, Bottega Veneta, Balenciaga,...

Let’s pick a slightly more believable Twilight pairing, shall we?   Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner attend the premiere of “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1″ (“Breaking Dawn – Biss Zum Ender Der Nacht”) in Germany. Keep those hands safely in...

Okay sweetie, listen up. Time for us to pretend we’re your kindly yet fabulous gay uncles again. Chloe Moretz attends the premiere of “Hugo” premiere in New York City in a Dolce & Gabbana dress paired with Sergio Rossi shoes. We have been, and will continue to be for a...

We were in agreement that Salma and her dress would have to be featured here, but we fought over the inclusion of Antonio in this post. “He doesn’t deserve our opinions!” cried Tom. “But don’t you see?” asked Lorenzo. “It’s because he’s so...

Darlings, after so much time spent pointing and laughing at the denizens of the American Music Awards red carpet, let’s stretch the bitchery muscles and check in on some tasteful Brits to see if we can find something wrong with what they’re doing. We are citizens of the...

Most family-oriented big screen entertainment passes us right by. Except during the holidays, when stuff like the Shrek movies always seemed to be playing in someone’s family room while the grownups have cocktails, we’ve never really been exposed to most of it. And yet we laugh...

Darlings, those Twilight gals have such a busy schedule lately that we’re forced to start a “Twilight Watch” post. Forgive us. But hey, dresses to discuss.   Kristen Stewart in Roberto Cavalli Kristen Stewart attends the UK premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn...