Although anything with a leather pussy bow indicates to us that it might not be anyone’s dress. Salma Hayek at the premiere of “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy” in Paris in Gucci. All we can think is how much she must be sweating under that. It’s possible this could be...

These two should start dating so the entertainment press can come up with a catchy portmanteau, like “Hudgerson” or “HudgeHutch.” On second thought, maybe not.   Vanessa Hudgens and Josh Hutcherson at the premiere of “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island”...

Not quite WERQ-worthy, but we still did a tiny gay gasp when these pictures showed up. Alas, our euphoria was short-lived.   Queen Latifah attends the premiere of “Joyful Noise” in LA in a David Meister dress paired with Sutra earrings. David Meister Ruched Long Sleeve Dress...

Oh dear. Lady Sybil doesn’t quite know how to dress herself without help. Jessica Brown Findlay attends the premiere of “War Horse” in London. We chose these pictures because she looks pretty and because the Downton-philes are a rather large group of kittens and they just...

The Audreybot continues her rampage across Europe, turning her cold robot eyes toward Italy. Once again, she switches back and forth between “pretty princess” and “Blade Runner extra.”   Rooney Mara attends the “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”...

Let’s do some boys, kittens! The “Haywire” Los Angeles premiere was chock full of the man meat. Let’s assess.   Channing Tatum Serving up Draper. Actually, he’s serving up Pete Campbell but thinks he’s serving up Draper. He looks good, but the suit is...

The family can’t afford better umbrellas than this? Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge attend the premiere of “War Horse” in London. Catherine wears a Temperley London gown. Y’know, on a starlet, we probably would not have found this...

Geez, we hate to sound like such a broken record with this gal but she’s the only one out there right now doing anything interesting on the red carpet. Besides, lazy celebs are still on holiday, it seems, instead of hitting the red carpets of the world to give us stuff to talk about....

There’s a reason Emily here looks like she’s wearing two dresses. Emily Blunt attends the Opening Night Film: ‘Salmon Fishing In The Yemen’ during the 23rd Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival in Palm Springs, California in Marios Schwab. Marios Schwab...

The Audreybot has been unleashed on Spain! Run for your lives, Spaniards! MECHA-AUDREY IS HERE!! Rooney Mara attends “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” Photocall in Madrid in Givenchy. Givenchy Pre-Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Izabel Goulart As we said the other day, when she was...

Darlings, like all gay people, we hate to make generalizations, but we look at these two genetically superior specimens and can’t help imagining them having sex wondering if they’re not the British version of the Jolie-Pitts, which then has us depressed over how badly American...

Oh, Mary Louise. You did it again. You broke out the Stella McCartney uber-puffy sleeves one more time, even after we told you not to. Meryl Streep attends the premiere of “The Iron Lady” in London in Stella McCartney and a Fiona Paxton necklace. Stella McCartney Fall 2011...

Darlings, it has been far too long since we all gathered around the fire like a family and told a starlet what she got wrong with her outfit. Let’s really get this new year started by being totally judgmental bitches, shall we?   Rooney Mara attends the premiere of...

Seems like every time we feature a starlet in Stella, the commentariat rises up as one in anger. Apparently, the bitter kittens aren’t fans.   Jennifer Morrison attends the premiere of “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol” in NYC in a Stella McCartney dress...

We so wanted to do Josh as an In or Out. And we’re so never going to stop driving that joke into the ground. Josh Holloway at the premiere of “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol” in New York City. But the fact of the matter is, Josh – who is, by the way, lovely...

Someone needs to accompany this gal to the red carpet and, just before she’s ready to hit the step-and-repeat, take her by the shoulders, look her in the eyes, and say, “For god’s sake, calm down when you’re out there.” Paula Patton attends the premiere of...

Well shut our mouths. Apparently Tom Cruise does own a suit. Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise attend the premiere of “Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol” in NYC. Katie Holmes wears a Holmes & Yang dress. But you know the little manly man was just dying to get back into his...

Her sister Rooney’s been getting all the love from us lately and that’s just not fair, considering how much we love Kate tearing up the scenery as crazy bitchghost Hayden on American Horror Story. Kate Mara attends premiere of “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” in New York in a...

If Joely doesn’t have a relationship (as they say in the styling biz) with L’Wren Scott, she really should. Scott’s somewhat severe, body conscious, long-legged sexiness is tailor made for her.   Joely Richardson attends the premiere of “The Girl With the Dragon...

Hi Sandy. We missed you. Sandra Bullock attends the premiere of “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close” in NYC in Alexander McQueen. It was a very late night for a couple of groggy, bleary-eyed bloggers, so let’s get right to it. We always prick up our ears (so to speak)...

We don’t get to use the phrase, “in Azzedine Alaïa” in our red carpet posts enough, come to think of it. It’s nice to see it when it happens because you can always count on something interesting. It’s also nice to see starlets dressed like international spies on...