We featured Eva yesterday and said that we thought her gown was too heavy for her to pull off. Well, she’s back, and clearly the heavy gown thing was deliberate. Evan Green attends the European premiere of “Dark Shadows” in London in navy velvet dress, sandals, and crocodile...

Matchy-match couples! We thought everyone understood that this is a bad idea, but then again, we never realized properly hemmed pants or finding a pair of shoes that fit were difficult things to accomplish, until we became red carpet commenters. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith attend the...

Chloe once again sets off concern amongst the commentariat. Or at least, that’s what we think is gonna happen here.   Chloë Moretz attends premiere of “Dark Shadows” in LA in a Stella McCartney dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Stella McCartney Fall 2012...

We wanted to like this. In the thumbnails, we did like this. But once you get the whole picture, it kinda falls apart. Eva Green attends the premiere of “Dark Shadows” in LA in Tom Ford. Tom Ford Fall 2011 Collection It’s a spectacular dress, no doubt about it. It’s...

Lizzie Banks has been having quite the little fashionista year. She grabbed onto that Hunger Games publicity train and refused to let go, showing up in outfits that ranged from jaw-dropping to eminently discussable for the press tour, ensuring that, even when surrounded by fresh-faced...

Oh, Miss JJ. Tsk. January Jones attends the ‘La Revolution Bleue’ Special Screening in NYC in a Mary Katrantzou dress paired with Sergio Rossi pumps. Mary Katrantzou Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Veronika Peshkova It’s funny. We would’ve thought that after Fat Betty was...

Compare and contrast, kittens. Here is Cobie getting it all right: Cobie Smulders attends the premiere of “The Avengers” during the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival in NYC in a Reem Acra dress paired with a Judith Leiber clutch. Reem Acra Spring 2011 Collection The dress, the makeup and...

Let’s take a refreshing turn toward the casual after all of those gowns today, dolls.   Freida Pinto attends the premiere of “Trishna” during the Tribeca Film Festival in NYC in a Gucci suit paired with a Fendi baguette. Gucci Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Julia...

Oh, man. We hate it when we wind up violating a long-held conviction. Zac Efron and Taylor Schilling attend the premiere of “The Lucky One” in Germany. Zac Efron wore a George Clinton suit and Taylor Schilling wore a vintage Azzedine Alaïa dress paired with Jimmy Choo shoes and...

We’ll give this chickie credit for being consistent. She’s got a look and she’s gonna flog it for all it’s worth. Krysten Ritter attends the premiere of “The Raven” in LA in a vintage dress paired with ‘Danielle’ pumps by Alice + Olivia by...

We’re … not fighting so much as having a mild disagreement over Miss Alice’s look here.   Alice Eve attends special screening of “The Raven” in LA in a Donna Karan dress. Donna Karan Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Lorenzo thinks she looks amazing. Tom does too....

Miss Akerman, we have Ringling Brothers/Willy Wonka/Tim Gunn on the line.   Malin Akerman attends the premiere of ‘Giant Mechanical Man’ during the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival in a Victor Costa dress.   They would you like you to return their tent/hot air balloon/rejected entry for...

This isn’t a particularly tough dress to pull off and the styling is about as expected as it could be…   Mena Suvari attends “American Reunion” Madrid Photocall. Mena Suvari wore a Tadashi Shoji dress. Tadashi Shoji Fall 2012 Collection … but DAMN, girl. You...

These boys are driving us nuts with their inconsistency. One premiere they’re looking fine; the next, they look like they all swapped suits at the last second. Are they only using stylists for every other premiere?   Chris Hemsworth This looks pretty good. A bit on the shiny side,...

Well, it’s official. We saw it coming and we called it, but now there can be no doubt. Scarlett Johansson attends the London premiere of “The Avengers” in a Prada dress paired with Christian Louboutin ‘Pigalle’ pumps. Jewelry by Bulgari. We’re in the midst of a...

Oh, Miss Elizabeth. You’ve been suckered by a dress. Elizabeth Banks attends “The Five Year Engagement” premiere party in NYC in a Peter Pilotto dress. Peter Pilotto Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Janice Alida And we don’t blame you, because really, this dress is pretty...

It’s amazing how different a dress looks, depending on the picture. We saw much smaller versions of these pics last night and said “Alrighty, then. There’s our WERQ for the day.” Note: We don’t really say things like “Alrighty, then.” We prefer...

Hit it, heroes! Avengers ASSEMBLE! Jeremy Renner, Roberty Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, and Mark Ruffalo attend the premiere of “The Avengers” in Moscow. Oh, well done, heroes. Seriously. Let’s break it down. Nina Ricci Pre-Fall 2012...

We really wanted to love this.   Penelope Cruz attends the world premiere of  ”To Rome With Love”  in Rome in a Dolce&Gabbana gown. It’s a good-on-paper dress, but it’s not working for us. We’re as over black lace as we can possibly be, but the solution...

Kat has thoughtfully provided us with an excellent example of the themed red carpet dress. The idea behind the themed red carpet dress is very simple: match your outfit to the genre of movie you’re attending. Romantic comedy? Flirty, girly dress. Serious Oscar-bait drama? Black or navy...

Lots of cuties wearing lots of really unfortunate suits, darlings. Let’s get to it.   Alexander Skarsgard and Stellan Skarsgard Daw. That’s kind of cute. We don’t think we’ve ever seen them together before. Sorry, dad. Sonny boy wins this one. His jacket’s a...