Oh Mary J. Blige we love you get up. We love you mostly because you are an old-school diva who brings it in ways your younger, lesser counterparts simply have yet to master. That doesn’t mean you don’t dress a little crazy. In fact, the Way of the Diva practically requires the...

Oh, Miss Catherine. No, dear. No.   Catherine Zeta-Jones attends premiere of “Rock of Ages” in Los Angeles in a Zuhair Murad dress paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Collection Clearly, this isn’t working for us but we’re willing to...

Salma honey, we don’t know what you heard or whether you’ve just been binging on classic Prince, but there really is such a thing as too much purple.   Salma Hayek attends the world premiere of “Prometheus” in London in a Bottega Veneta dress. Bottega Veneta Fall...

It’s still so weird to see her in something soft and conventional.   Noomi Rapace attends UK premiere of “Prometheus” in a Valentino dress paired with Harry Winston jewelry. Valentino Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Hedvig Palm (NEXT) After punching through the screen as...

Darlings, here is your Morning Fassie. It’s long overdue. It’s also kind of hilariously bad.   Michael Fassbender attends the world premiere of “Prometheus” in London. Yes, the face is cute, but let’s focus, people. The fit here is, as always with Fassie...

The very best thing about Charlize is that she can go back and forth between the persona of a cool chick (who seems like she’d be fun, just in her sweats, on a couch, with a bag of cheese curls on her lap, a wineglass in her hand, and a shitty movie on the TV) and a devastatingly,...

Why the hell does Angelina Jolie always dress like she’s at a funeral?   Angelina Jolie attends screening of her new film “In the Land of Blood and Honey” at the Foreign Commonwealth Office in London. Angelina Jolie wore a L’Agence long sleeve wrap dress from the...

Sassy’s not normally within K Stew’s wheelhouse, nor is it a word we word normally associate with her, but DAMN… Kristen Stewart attends screening of “Snow White and the Huntsman” in Los Angeles in head-to-toe Stella McCartney. Stella McCartney Fall 2012...

Reese still tops our Irrational Celebrity Hate List, but we’ve gotta give the girl some props. Lately, she’s been killing it with the maternity looks and offering a Master Class on how the prego ladystar should dress for public appearances. Reese Witherspoon attends...

Julianna, you are instantly OUT for not bringing your gorgeous husband along for these pics. Julianne Margulies attends “Cosmopolis” Premiere during the 65th Cannes Film Festival in a Reed Krakoff gown paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Jimmy Choo ‘Vamp’ Cross-Strap...

We have to say, it’s been quite a month for the red carpet. We don’t know what’s in the air, but it’s causing a lot of celebrities to hit the RC looking very, very good. In fact, some of them are reaching personal bests in red carpet appearances. We’re getting a...

Oh, Miss Ki. You are so on a fashion high lately. You better pay that stylist a nice fat bonus. Kirsten Dunst attends the premiere of “On The Road” at Cannes in a Christian Dior gown paired with Louis Vuitton bag and jewelry. Christian Dior Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Louis Vuitton...

Okay, first off: this is probably one of our favorite Kluminator looks ever. Heidi Klum attends the ‘The Paperboy’ premiere during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in a Marchesa gown. Marchesa Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Karolina Kurkova She looks stunning, no? Excellent...

DIVA MAGNIFICA:   Kylie Minogue attends the premiere of ‘Holy Motors’ during the Cannes Film Festival in a Dolce&Gabbana gown.   When you’re a diva, sometimes a gold sequined gown and your very best shapewear are all you need to attain goddess-hood. You WERQ that shimmer,...

We tease K Stew a lot for being a grumpy girl most of the time, but there’s a reason designers scramble over each other to get her to wear their wares. Kristen Stewart attends the ‘On The Road’ Premiere during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Balenciaga. Balenciaga...

Apparently, the MIB3 premiere was a costume party. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith attend the premiere of “Men in Black 3″ in NYC. Jada Pinkett-Smith wore a Bill Blass gown and Will Smith wore a Gucci Jacket. Bill Blass Fall 2012 Collection Gucci Spring 2012 Collection Because...

Our blogsisters-in-bitchery will forever own the term “scrolldown fug,” and for coining it, we thank them. Cameron, would you like to show the rest of the class what we’re talking about? Cameron Diaz attends the UK Premiere of “What To Expect When You’re...

Oh, thank God. Diane spent the night scouring the streets of Cannes after reports came in of Josh wandering the streets in a daze and embarrassing himself. We’re happy to report that they couple is reunited and back where they belong: on the red carpet, where they apparently just got...

We can’t tell if we love this or not. No, really. We’re actually having a hard time forming an opinion. Jessica Chastain attends “Lawless” Photocall during the 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Hervé L. Leroux. Shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti. Hervé L. Leroux Ready-to-wear...

YES! If there’s one thing we love here at T Lo’s World of Things to Love, LLC, it’s dresses that DEMAND an opinion from you. Berenice Bejo? Please step forward. By the way, we love saying “Berenice Bejo.” Berenice Bejo attends the premiere of...

Gurl…   Diane Kruger attends the premiere of “Love” at Cannes in a Vivienne Westwood Gold Label gown. Vivienne Westwood Gold Label Sequined Crepe Gown …When you get it right, you get it fucking RIGHT. You’re a glittering, gold chalice of fierceness. An...