Blake continues to have a career that puzzles us. That is to say, the FACT that Blake has a career continues to puzzle us. Not to be mean, but the girl couldn’t act her way out of a traffic citation. What the girl can do, apparently, is make a huge splash at the exact moment she should...

You didn’t think we’d forget, did you? Like Lorenzo would let an opportunity to lovingly format Channing Tatum pictures go by. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum attend the premiere of “Magic Mike” at the 2012 Los Angeles Film Festival. Jenna Dewan-Tatum wore a Gucci...

That’s right, kittens. The movie event of the decade (for gay men and lusty straight women) has finally ARRIVED. Hit it, boys (except for Channing, who will receive our love attention later today, so don’t start shrieking “YOU FORGOT CHANNING!!!!!” fangurls)! No,...

Look, we’re really sorry. We were totally going to skip the Stone/Garfield juggernaut for one day but then she wore this:   Emma Stone attends “The Amazing Spider-Man” premiere in Madrid, Spain in a Dolce&Gabbana dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes and Van...

Is this sleek and chic, or kind of shapeless and heavy-looking? Mila Kunis attends premiere of “Ted” in Los Angeles in a Christian Dior dress accessorized with Christian Louboutin shoes and Dior Jewelry. We know we’re sounding like a broken record lately, but this...

While we’re still quite over lace dresses at the moment, we have to admit that certain ladies of Spanish or Italian descent get special dispensation when they choose well. Some types are just born for certain styles and the Latin ladies have generations of tradition to pull from when it...

Stylists and starlets, please line up for a tutorial, entitled “How to Wear Neutrals Without Looking Like a Ghost or a Serial Killer Who Made a Dress Out of Skin.” We’re working on that title. Anyway, Mary Elizabeth, could you please step forward? Mary Elizabeth Winstead...

All right. Let’s get this over with.   Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone attend the Germany premiere of “The Amazing Spider-Man” in Berlin. Andrew Garfield wore jacket, pants, and sweater by Gucci. Emma Stone wore dress by Andrew Gn, shoes by Christian Louboutin, and...

It’s probably just a little too on-point to show up for the premiere of your Spider-Man movie dressed in red and blue.   Andrew Garfield attends “The Amazing Spider-Man” Paris premiere in Balenciaga. Balenciaga Spring 2012 Collection That red’s a great color on...

We swear we were totally going to go a day without commenting on Emma Stone, but … Emma Stone! What are you DOING? Emma Stone attends “The Amazing Spiderman” French premiere in a Gucci dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes and Repossi jewelry. Gucci Fall 2012...

What do we all think of this:   Keira Knightley attends the premiere of “Seeking a Friend for the End of the World” during the 2012 Los Angeles Film Festival in a Valentino dress. Valentino Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Katryn Kruger (IMG) We’re generally fans of her...

Miss Emma, continuing her summer-long poledance for the Spider-Man movie, went a little edgy-fem, with mixed results. Emma Stone attends ‘”The Amazing Spider-Man” photocall in Moscow, Russia in a Lanvin dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes, Nikki Baker  earrings, and Dalla...

Is Emma’s team just fucking with her? Is there some sort of Gaslight scenario going on behind the scenes, with evil queens slowly driving her mad by pushing her out in front of cameras looking slightly ridiculous? Emma Stone attends the ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ premiere in...

Oh, Ems. Good for YOU.   Emma Stone attends the ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Press Conference in Seoul, South Korea in Burberry Prorsum. Burberry Prorsum Fall 2012 Collection Burberry Prorsum Fall 2012 Collection We were very upset last night and couldn’t sleep. Tossing and...

Andrew “I’m totally bummed that Spider-Man is going to make me famous” Garfield and Emma “I’m totally Andrew Garfield’s girlfriend” Stone hit the catwalk and begin their poledance.   Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone attend the world Premiere of...

Ladies? Let’s all start off the day by looking at a pretty boy in a nice suit. Boys? Let’s all hate him for his hair.   Diego Boneta attends the premiere of “Rock of Ages” in Los Angeles in a Z Zegna suit. Look at that shayna punim. Everything’s just a skosh...

To close out our three consecutive (x2) posts, we present Miss Malin, who has inadvertently provided a perfect illustration of why we like to do these types of compare-and-contrast posts. It’s because the really fun dressers (note that we did not say the really good ones) present an...

We just don’t get this chickie at all. She’s pretty; she’s young; she’s got a great body; she’s regularly handed free clothes from the top designers. And yet she never manages to look anything but half-assed or decades older than her age.   Julianne Hough...

Oh Mary J. Blige we love you get up. We love you mostly because you are an old-school diva who brings it in ways your younger, lesser counterparts simply have yet to master. That doesn’t mean you don’t dress a little crazy. In fact, the Way of the Diva practically requires the...

Oh, Miss Catherine. No, dear. No.   Catherine Zeta-Jones attends premiere of “Rock of Ages” in Los Angeles in a Zuhair Murad dress paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Zuhair Murad Fall 2012 Collection Clearly, this isn’t working for us but we’re willing to...

Salma honey, we don’t know what you heard or whether you’ve just been binging on classic Prince, but there really is such a thing as too much purple.   Salma Hayek attends the world premiere of “Prometheus” in London in a Bottega Veneta dress. Bottega Veneta Fall...