Looking over the last several days of posts, we realize we’ve left our kittens boy-deficient. Allow us to rectify. Joseph Gordon-Levitt attends the premiere of ‘Looper’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival in Thom Browne. There ya go. That should shut your...

Oh, sweetie! You finally wore something so questionable, that we simply must shuffle you along to the adult division so we can all judge you accordingly! Today, you are a WOMAN, darling. A woman with questionable instincts. Elle Fanning attends the premiere of ‘Ginger & Rosa’...

We never thought you’d ever catch us saying something like this, but… Kirsten Dunst attends the premiere of ‘On The Road’ during the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival in Christian Dior. Bow down, bitches. Miss Dunst has entered the building. Snaps the fuck up,...

Darlings, while we put our feet up in our hotel room and take a break from fashion shows (and work on posts about said fashion shows), why don’t you gaze at Keira, who is WERQing the shit out of an Elie Saab gown?   Keira Knightley attends the premiere of ‘Anna...

Looks like K Stew took a page from Miss Scarlett O’Hara and treated the premiere of her new movie like it was Ashley Wilkes’ birthday party and she was just the harlot to show up every other woman in the room.   Kristen Stewart attends the premiere of ‘On The...

Of course, while we’re at Fashion Week and running around like chickens with their heads cut off (FABULOUS chickens, though), that would be the week that all the ladystars wear not one, but two discussable outfits. Miss Kiki, you caused us extra work, but we can’t stay mad at you....

Should we just hand out WERQs today like Halloween candy? Because maybe it’s the lack of sleep or the three cups of coffee ingested in 20 minutes, but this is the 4th outfit today that makes our jaws drop. Brace yourselves. You’re about to be slapped with FIERCE:   Freida...

Darlings, very good-looking people in very expensive clothes are waiting with bated breath to hear what you all have to say about them. Let’s not disappoint.   Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana attend the premiere of ‘The Words’ in Los Angeles. Zoe Saldana in an Elie Saab...

Oh, Ygritte/Gwen (who just wants to be a “secretereh”), we love your work. Such a pretty dress. Such a shayna punim. ‘Downton Abbey’ and ‘Game of Thrones’ star Rose Leslie attends the premiere of ‘Anna Karenina’ in London in an Erdem dress....

Jude looks utterly British and utterly amazing here. Jude Law attends the premiere of ‘Anna Karenina’ in London. Until you get to his pants hem. REALLY, Jude? All that work to look sharp as shit, and you couldn’t get someone to run out for some hemming tape? How...

Audrey Hepburn is so pissed she’s dead and can’t wear this dress.   Keira Knightley attends the premiere of ‘Anna Karenina’ in London in a Chanel couture gown and jewelry. Chanel Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Saskia de Brauw (VIVA) It gets just a little...

We find ourselves underwhelmed.   Rachel Weisz attends the premiere of ‘The Bourne Legacy’ during the 38th Deauville American Film Festival in France. Rachel wore a Nina Ricci dress paired with Bulgari jewelry and Guiseppe Zanotti shoes. And we’re not sure why. Is it...

The thing with Kate Hudson, when you’re a bitchy fashion blogger, is that, over time and without you realizing it, you develop an attitude towards her; an attitude that can only be summed up as, “Okay, fine, Kate Hudson. What? What do you want?” We have a feeling every...

Miss Kyra! You got a haircut, like we’ve been begging you to do for some time now! Can we put you down on the ever-growing list of celebrities who hang on to our every word and look to us for all their style advice? We will until we hear otherwise. Kyra Sedgwick attends the premiere of...

Oh, HONEY. If ever there was a time to go full on warrior princess, it should have been when whoever presented you this outfit… presented you this outfit.   Lucy Lawless attends the premiere of ‘The Possession’ at ArcLight Cinemas  in Hollywood, California. We’re...

We were going to make this one an “In or Out” post, but we stared at these pics for a good ten minutes…   Bella Heathcote attends the premiere of ‘Lawless’ at ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood in a Jonathan Saunders dress. Jonathan Saunders Resort 2013 Evening...

Darlings, we checked in on Miss Kiki, so now let’s look at everyone else who showed up for the premiere of this stunningly obvious Bridesmaids rip-off!   Adam Scott  Nicely done. Love the hair. Ali Larter WOW. Someone wants attention tonight! It’s got a kind of fabulous...

We loved this at a glance…   Kirsten Dunst attends the premiere of ‘Bachelorette’ at ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood in a Jean Paul Gaultier dress paired with a Chloé ‘Elsie’ bag. Jean Paul Gaultier Resort 2013 Collection But it wasn’t until we realized...

Ashley Greene is serving up Jessica Rabbit realness.   Ashley Greene attends the premiere of ‘The Apparition’ in Hollywood in a Donna Karan Atelier fuchsia gown paired with Jimmy Choo nude sandals and jewelry by Kimberly McDonald.  Jimmy Choo ‘Vita’ Peep-toe...

Hello, ladies we never heard of! Welcome to T Lo Lady Assessments, Inc.! Please step forward and state your names.   Jamie Chung and Dania Ramirez attend the premiere of ‘Premium Rush’ in New York City.   Jamie Chung wears a Cushnie et Ochs dress and Zara shoes  ...

We don’t really like to tell the lady Bitter Kittens how they should dress in so-called “real-life” because unless you walk a mile in her Spanx and stilettos, most men should probably just keep their mouths shut when it comes to ladyfashion for real ladies. But occasionally,...