It’s no surprise that Miss Marion would absolutely nail the dress code for Cannes. Not that there’s a literal dress code; just that one shouldn’t default to normal film premiere/Oscars red carpet-style looks. You’re on the Riviera, darlings. And that should inspire...

All the kudos in the world to Mr. Cooper for not being afraid of color.   Bradley Cooper attends the premiere of ‘The Hangover – Part 3′ in Westwood, California in a Gucci suit. And while we’d love to talk about how the fit’s not that great, or that the lack...

Miss Naya isn’t fooling around, you guys. She’s out for some ACTION tonight:   Naya Rivera attends the premiere of ‘The Hangover Part III’ in Los Angeles in a black top paired with a Donna Karan skirt. Donna Karan Resort 2013 Collection/Model: Josefien Rodermans...

Amanda Seyfried attends the premiere of ‘Epic’ in New York City in a Preen dress paired with Givenchy sandals and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Preen By Thornton Bregazzi Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Sam Rollinson Givenchy Embellished Sandal     [Photo Credit: Marco...

Darlings, we’re drowning in celebrity fashion. Between Cannes, the Billboard awards, the opening of several summer movies and the general, all-around attention-seeking celebrities engage in every day, our bitchy cups runneth over. Prepare to be blasted in the face today with celebrity...

Okay, Zach. We’re all happy for your Spock success, but maybe a little less celebrating the night before is called for at the moment.   Zachary Quinto attends the screening of ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ in Washington, DC. Now, if we saw this guy walking down the street,...

Y’know? We’re gonna have to give this one to her. She gets a LOT of shit wrong on the red carpet, which is frustrating as hell because it’s a milieu in which being a tall, thin, blonde white woman means you’re playing the game on the lowest difficulty setting. And yes,...

In an attempt to yank the spotlight away from Kirk, Spock and Uhura, we’re trying to feature some of the other members of the cast, but they sure as hell aren’t making it easy. C’mon, John. Could you maybe give us something to work with here?   John Cho attends the...

Zoe Saldana attends the premiere of ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ in Hollywood, California in a Rodarte dress paired with Oscar Tiye shoes and Aurélie Bidermann jewelry. Rodarte Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Kate King Oscar Tiye Cut Out Sandal     [Photo Credit: Izumi...

It seems that Alice Eve and T Lo are going to need to sit down and have themselves a talk some time soon.   Alice Eve attends the premiere of ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ in Hollywood, California in a Zuhair Murad dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti shoes and Marina B and Martin...

Bleh. We are disappoint.   Zoe Saldana attends ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ press conference in Mexico City in a Bottega Veneta paired with Salvatore Ferragamo shoes. Bottega Veneta Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Andie Arthur Salvatore Ferragamo Spring 2013 Gladiator Heel...

Kerry Washington attends the premiere of ‘Peeples’ in Los Angeles in a Narciso Rodriguez dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes, a Vince Camuto clutch, and a Movado watch. Narciso Rodriguez Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Irina Nikolaeva     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans,...

Now we KNOW the boystars are all making more of an effort.   Paul Walker attends the UK premiere of “Fast & Furious” in London in Giorgio Armani. When half the male cast shows up for the sixth Fast and Furious movie dressed up and groomed perfectly (albeit avec...

Is it us or are the men putting the effort in more lately? Tell you what; let’s continue judging them and try to come to some sort of conclusion. Of course, “let’s judge someone” tends to be our answer to so many of life’s little mysteries.   Tom Cruise and...

Here you go, Cumberbitches. But be warned, there is judgment to follow.   Benedict Cumberbatch attends ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ New York City Screening in a dark blue suit. That’s a great tux, but – and we are well aware we’re parting ways with his fans on...

Kate Bosworth attends the premiere of ‘Black Rock’ in Los Angeles in Miu Miu.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR...

Luke Evans attends the world premiere of ‘Fast & Furious 6′ in London in a Thom Sweeney three-piece suit paired with Fratelli Rossetti shoes.     [Photo Credit: Landmark/PR...

In a post-Met Gala effort to stave off the inevitable ladystar-in-a-dress red carpet posts to come, let’s once again turn to a male star in a suit for our judging needs.   Ludacris attends the world premiere of ‘Fast & Furious 6′ in London in Giorgio Armani. Giorgio...

Michelle Rodriguez attends the world premiere of ‘Fast & Furious 6 in London in a Chagoury couture gown.     [Photo Credit: Landmark, Solarpix/PR Photos,...

Julianne Moore attends the screening of ‘What Maisie Knew’ in New York City in a Valentino dress paired with Tabitha Simmons sandals. Valentino Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Maud Welzen Tabitha Simmons ‘Bailey’ Suede Sandal     [Photo Credit: Getty,...