Henry Cavill has something to say to all those people who think he’s wearing padding under his Super-poledance suits:   Henry Cavill and Amy Adams attend ‘Man of Steel’ photocall during the 2013 Taormina Film Festival. Amy Adams is wearing a Michael Kors dress....

The Audreybot comes in a summer version, you guys. Who knew?   Rooney Mara attends the 2013 Los Angeles Film Festival screening of ‘Ain’t Them Bodies Saints’ in a J. W. Anderson dress paired with Jimmy Choo platform sandals. J.W. Anderson Spring 2013 Collection/Model:...

Oh, Amy. Honey. It’s a little early in the Super-poledance to be looking this over it:   Amy Adams attends the premiere of ‘Man of Steel’ during the 2013 Taormina Filmfest 2013 in Taormina, Italy in a Dolce&Gabbana dress. Sweetie, you look tired. Go back to your...

Sandra Bullock attends the UK Gala Screening of ‘The Heat’ in London in a Victoria Beckham dress paired with L.A.M.B. strappy sandals. Victoria Beckham Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Suvi Koponen L.A.M.B. Payton Strappy High-Heel Sandal       [Photo Credit: Landmark,...

Daddy-Bear fans, this post is for you.   Russell Crowe attends the premiere of ‘Man of Steel’ in London.   That is some SUPER-wiggy hair going on there, Russell. This look isn’t a bad idea in theory, but the pants need hemming (of course) and we think if...

This isn’t a bad starting point for a prego-dress, but we’re not loving the overall effect.   Halle Berry attends the special screening of ‘Things We Lost in the Fire’ as part of the 2013 Champs Elysées Film Festival in Paris in a Tramando dress paired with Brian...

Dear God, is there time? Do we have a lot more to come on the Super-poledance tour? Because we are in DIRE need of a course-correction here. Henry, take notes.   Henry Cavill (pictured with Amy Adams) attends the UK premiere of ‘Man of Steel’ in a three-piece Tom Ford suit....

We’ll take the bottom half, because the top’s just not doing it for us.   Amy Adams attends the UK premiere of ‘Man of Steel’ held at London’s Leicester Square in a Valentino couture dress paired with Casadei suede pumps. Valentino Couture Spring 2013...

Very, very cute; girly with a slight edge to it:   Felicity Jones attends the premiere of ‘The Bling Ring’ in Los Angeles in Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Models: Janice Alida and Ruby Jean Wilson It takes a special gal to rock that much leather and...

Oh thank God. Perhaps Dan’s rather early mid-life crisis has come to end. This is the first time in a long time where we didn’t immediately think “What a smacked ass!” at the sight of him.   Former ‘Downton Abbey’ star Dan Stevens attends the premiere...

Miss Amy turns to the past for her Super-poledance.   Amy Adams attends the world premiere of ‘Man of Steel’ in New York City in a Nina Ricci dress accessorized with Tiffany & Co. jewelry, Casadei sandals, and a Christian Louboutin clutch. Nina Ricci Fall 2013...

Ohhhhhhhh, HENRY.  Our disappointment is a bottomless well of despair.   Henry Cavill attends the world premiere of ‘Man Of Steel’ in New York City in Tom Ford. This is your big damn superhero movie, son! You are about to become a household name! Probably! This was not the...

Long-time Bitter Kittens (i.e., loudmouthed and opinionated members of the T Lo Loving Community) understand that our approach to celebrity fashion sometimes veers into fiction writing because it’s just so much more fun to make up a story about why a celebrity wore a dress than to write...

Taissa Farmiga attends the premiere of ‘The Bling Ring’ in Los Angeles, California in a Louis Vuitton dress paired with a Sofia Coppola for Louis Vuitton clutch and Louis Vuitton sandals. Louis Vuitton Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Models: Janice Alida and Ruby Jean Wilson Louis...

Emma Watson attends the premiere of ‘The Bling Ring’ in Los Angeles in a Chanel dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti pumps, a Swarovski clutch, Graziela earrings, and a Neil Lane Jewelry ring. Chanel Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Zlata Mangafic (IMG) Graziela Wave Ear Cuffs. Swarovski...

Angelina Jolie attends the premiere of ‘World War Z’ in Germany in a custom Ralph & Russo white strapless silk crepe peplum dress with button and rose gold detailing paired with Saint Laurent white pumps.       [Photo Credit: Away!, JT-Photos/PR...

We don’t quite know what to make of this look.   Emma Watson attends the premiere of ‘This Is The End’ in a Roland Mouret bustier paired with 3.1 Phillip Lim pants, Ferragamo pumps and Karma El Khalil from Roseark jewelry. Roland Mouret Fall 2013 Collection/Model:...

Let’s check in with the very finest example of that fine strain of manhood known as the Cute Nerdy Jew Bear, Mr. Seth Rogen.   Seth Rogen attends the premiere of ‘This Is The End’ in Los Angeles. FAVORITE RED CARPET BACKDROP EVER. Hilarious. And while Seth remains as...

In a reversal of our normal “We thought we liked this but in fact, we hate it!!” post, we thought we hated this, but it turns out we kinda dig it.   Mindy Kaling attends the premiere of ‘This Is The End’ in Westwood, California in a Kaelen dress paired with a...

Jesus Pitt Superstar and Saint Angelina have floated to earth once again, to bless the masses.   Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attend the World Premiere of ‘World War Z’ in London, England. Angelina is wearing a Saint Laurent gown. Aw, we can’t. She’s been through...

Mireille always looks striking on the red carpet because she favors tight dresses, big hair and a lot of makeup, in an exact reversal of how she looks in most well-known role on The Killing, which had its third season debut last night and which we happily skipped. But here’s the thing:...