No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Kittens know the drill: film festival red carpet, celebrities in borrowed clothes, bitchy comments. Ready? GO! Charlize Theron in Lanvin  A little too plain and unadorned. Is everyone in Hollywood suddenly allergic to jewelry? We like the shape here, but we think it needed some oomph.  ...

Darlings, it was the premiere of  “New Year’s Eve” at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California and virtually none of the men could find a suit that fit them! It’s time we shined a light on this horrible state of affairs in Hollywood. Apparently, there...

Looking at her in this getup, there’s a part of us that wants to say, “Hey, Camilla Belle! Good for you for wearing something with a little bit of head-turning appeal, honey!”   Camilla Belle attends the Chopard Boutique grand re-opening VIP reception in Costa Mesa,...

Darlings, what better way to spend your afternoon break than by ragging on some bride-to-be’s choices in the bridal department? It’s what we’re all about here, isn’t it? Criticizing everyone else’s choices? It’s good for the skin. We thought this collection...

Jesus, Mary and Oprah, what is WRONG with this girl? Julianne Hough attends the “Footloose” Nashville screening in a Monique Lhuillier dress paired with Casadei shoes. Okay, fine. She’s in Nashville; it’s a CMT crowd; we get it. You wanna do the big hair and the...

There’s a simple boldness to Monique Lhuillier’s spring 2012 collection that we really enjoyed. Her program notes informed us that she was inspired by athletic women and highlighted that with color-blocking and very body-oriented silhouettes. Keeping the color palette to mostly...

Back when it was announced that Michelle Williams was cast as Marilyn Monroe, we opined that we couldn’t think of a better choice because not only is she an excellent actress who will more than likely nail Marilyn’s unusual combination of sensuality, cynicism, and childlike...

Well, it seems that western culture is determined to foist that Friends with Benefits movie on us, so the stars are doing their contractually obligated bit to remind us all that they made a movie. Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis attend the ‘Friends With Benefits’ photocall at...

Darlings, if the Met Gala is fashion’s prom night, then we suppose the CFDAs are more like a school awards banquet, except everyone’s afraid to move too much or eat anything because they’re all dressed in thousands of dollars of borrowed clothes. Ah fashion world,...

Darlings, the blondes came out for the Sleeping Beauty premiere at Cannes and the results were mixed. Let’s run down the looks. Diane Kruger in Calvin Klein   These types of dresses (minimal, usually white, usually CK) suit her very well, but they’ve practically become a...

Ashley Bell in Catherine Deane   So bland it’s practically invisible.       Ashley Tisdale in Jenny Packham Spring 2011 Ditto. Chaka Khan Chaka Khan let us tell you what we wanna do; we’ll take you in our arms and fill you with our charms later. FIRST thing we...

If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look....

Y’know, the bitchery’s just not flowing this morning, kittens. The ladies did pretty well last night, we have to say. But for you, we’ll try to work something up. Bitchery’s like phlegm that way; a couple good strong throat-clearings and the next thing you know,...

  Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011  We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein...

From the show notes: “Dark, sultry and seductive. This woman knows how to get what she wants. Dark, lean, and very structured silhouettes. Suits are cut with strong shoulders and frayed edge details in wools, tweeds and techno jaquard fabrics.” Sounds like our kind of gal. Look,...

Big fashion day for us tomorrow, kittens. Must get beauty sleep. Here are your talking points.   Mark Indelicato continues to impress us with his fashionbaby styling. Rosemary Ponzo is a big bag of crazy. Christina Hendricks looks really cute. Gabrielle Union is rocking that yellow...

Darlings, allow this to serve as a counterpoint to the Grammys red carpet, the theme of which seems to have been “LOOK AT MY LEGS, WORLD! CAN YOU SEE MY LADY BITS TOO? MAYBE!” Emma Watson in Valentino Spring 2011 Couture It’s pretty, if a little dull, color-wise. Everyone...

Darlings, it’s the Heart Truth’s Red Dress Collection fashion during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week! “The Heart Truth will once again bring the Red Dress to life on the runway at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York City, with the debut of the Red Dress Collection 2011. Being...

Absolutely adorable. We imagine this dress wouldn’t look so effortless on any woman out of her teens, which makes it perfect for her. We also like the simple, girlish hair. It’s refreshing when a female teen star actually looks her age. She could have gone all up ‘do and...

January Jones in Versace Spring 2011 We have a feeling we’re not going to get a lot of backup on this, but we love the way she looks. Yes, we advised her to stay away from edgier pieces, but she managed to pull it all together. The reason this works is because, for once, her hair and...