Moving right along…   Allison Williams in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 We said the other day that she tends to dress a little old for her age, but this brilliant green really pops and she looks amazing. Jewelry’s a little half-assed, though.   Anna Chlumsky in custom...

Taking inspiration from birds, fish, and moonlight on waves might seem a little easy or obvious at first. After all, they’re universally considered beautiful on their own. Still, this collection of looks manages to find its own interpretation of these things and offer up a different...

Kittens, perhaps you have noticed that we’re being a little more critical than usual this week. There’s a very good reason for that. Actually, there are two very good reasons. We’ve been hit by a late-summer onslaught of poorly styled celebs. We’re eschewing carbs in...

Such is the life of the modern celebrity that she has to come up with two different outfits for talk show appearances: the one she arrives in and the one she wears on the air. Honestly, celebrity etiquette is getting more and more ridiculously complicated as time goes on and everyone from...

Darlings, it was the 14th Annual Young Hollywood Awards, where there is no red carpet; merely a photo booth into which the stars are shoved for extremely tense-looking pictures taken from incredibly unflattering angles! It is so ON! Alex Pettyfer We feel that we cannot properly judge the...

You can always tell how well a show’s doing by how well the cast dresses in public. When Revenge first hit the air, the few times you saw any castmembers on the RC, you could smell the freshman mistakes and limited choices. But now? Cast of “Revenge” Madeleine Stowe, Joshua...

We don’t do “IN or OUT” posts for things like TV appearances, but we go back and forth on this one and we may need the help of the minions to come to a decision. Emma Stone makes an appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno in a Monique Lhuilier accessorized with...

Darlings, pity the poor celebrity in the throes of pole-dancing for their latest project. Not only must one constantly attend marketing events that have nothing to do with oneself and stand around acting like one wants to be there… Krysten Ritter attends Swatch Art Rules Competition in...

Come on, you fame addicts! COME AT US! Amber Heard in Zac Posen It’s a standard dress and it’s also kind of a standard Amber Heard/Zac Posen dress. She doesn’t look bad, but it’s all very expected. And we don’t love the color.   Amy Poehler in Fotini Oh, the...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Darlings, here’s yet another bridal shot of pretty to end your day. What can we say? It’s bridal season. This may be the most traditional collection we’ve shown yet; a lacey, romantic succession of princess gowns very much in the Monique Lhuillier mode. Enjoy the pretty. And...

Kittens, one of the trends for the fall collections was metallic gold. We hesitate to say “It’s BACK!” in the manner of the average fashion mag because metallics never really go away. They just recede for a while before the zeitgeist resurrects them in a big way.   Elie...

Darlings, it was the biggest motion picture event since the last really big motion picture event! The Hunger Games premiere! The first in a series of DOZENS, no doubt. Which is good for some of these kids, because they clearly need some assistance on the style front. We promise this is the...

Precious Unborn Fawns, you didn’t think we were done with our Oscars coverage, did you? Silly PUFs. The bitchery doesn’t stop until T & Lo drop, you should know that!   Adepero Oduye Cute. We feel like the proportions on the skirt are a little off; like maybe it should...

Line ‘em up!   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace What the shit was she doing with her leg all night? Did she come down with a bout of crazy or something? Because usually Angie’s pretty demure when it comes to playing the sex card. That was just odd the way she kept sticking...

Kittens, it was the 14th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards! And people showed up!   Amber Valetta in Roland Mouret A fabulous dress on her in a color fabulously suited to her … and it’s all shot to hell with a no-effort hairstyle, bad lip color, and Payless shoes.  ...

You’ll never be disappointed with a Monique Lhuillier show; not if you like dramatic and luxurious gowns and dresses. You’ll never walk out of that tent uttering, “Meh.” It’s gloriously dramatic and glamorous, all the time. Taking her inspiration from the Year of...

Celebrities, darlings! Aren’t they just the answer to EVERYTHING? Christian Siriano Fall 2012 Show Alicia Solombrino You can’t say she didn’t commit to the look, that’s for sure. Brad Goreski This all looks surprisingly mismatched to us. Cindy Adams Bringing it,...

As is almost always the case with Kristin and her going-out outfits: Kristin Davis attends the premiere of “Journey 2: The Mysterious Island” in Los Angeles in a Monique Lhuillier dress paired with House of Lavande earrings, a Judith Leiber clutch, and Salvatore Ferragamo pumps....

We’d heard Cam went platinum before we saw the pictures. Yes. We live in that world. Anyway, for whatever reasons, we were prepared to like the idea, assuming it would suit her looks. Well forget that. Cameron Diaz attends The Weinstein Company’s 2012 Golden Globe Awards After...

  Amy Poehler in Naeem Khan We’re not loving the color on her, but it’s such an improvement over her normal choices that we’ll shut up about it.   Connie Britton in Vintage [as in, Salvation Army  Vintage] Y’know, if you want to flout the conventions that...