Ah, the much-maligned pantsuit. We never quite got why people put it down so readily. If you ask us, the average pantsuit is a far less egregious fashion crime than the average jumpsuit. And it’s one of the most adaptable of a woman’s clothing options. Of course, like so many...

  Since the Miu Miu fall collection consisted of looks that reminded us of ’70s salesmen in polyester suits, it’s perhaps not surprising that the accessories are equally as ’70s and equally as menswear-inspired. The heels were chunky and the bags had a slightly...

Darlings, pretty little ladystars all in a row attended the Miu Miu Fall 2012 show wearing pretty little ladycoats and ladyshoes, with one notable exception. Let’s judge them.   Kate Mara Oh, honey. This is why every star should have a minion. It looks like you needed to do some...

Here is what we said, verbatim, when we saw the following picture: Dakota Fanning attends the Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Men and Women of 2012 at the Mandarin Oriental Ballroom in NYC in Miu Miu. “GAAAAAAAH!!!!! FREAKY, POINTED, TOELESS FEET!! ERASE! ERASE!” Miu Miu Spring 2012...

It seems a little silly to say we’re ready for spring, since, where we are, winter still hasn’t quite arrived yet. But our internal clocks are longing for crocus shoots and longer days, so this editorial from Vogue Korea entitled “Spring Breeze” couldn’t be a...

Precious Unborn Fawns, here is your pretty for the day. It’s a weird pretty; a challenging pretty. Many will call it a disturbing pretty and some will declare it not pretty at all. But it’s Kate Moss in W, shot by Steven Klein and wearing outrageous clothes. How could that not be...

All we can say is… Mia Wasikowska at Miu Miu’s “The Woman Dress’ premiere in NYC in head-to-toe Miu Miu. Thank God she got to it before Michelle Williams did. To our way of thinking, this is SO Mia’s dress and she’s rocking the hell out of it. Love the colors here and even...

We’re so fashion’d out that we’re not sure we trust our instincts right now. After all, the runway is not the red carpet. So tell us, minions: do we like this? Leighton Meester attends Miu Miu’s “The Woman Dress” premiere in New York in a Prada Spring 2012 dress. And can...

We’re pretty sure the response to the question posed by the title of this post will be met with a resounding, “Are you NUTS!?” Mia Wasikowska attends the AACTA Awards in Sydney in Miu Miu. Miu Miu Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Anais Pouliot (ELITE) Yeah, it’s kind of...

An almost unrecognizable Mia Wasikowska poses for photographer David Sims for the Miu Miu Spring 2012 ad campaign.   We like this a lot better than the last Miu Miu campaign we looked at; the one with Hailee Steinfeld. These are bright and colorful, and if we were flipping through a...

Darlings, it was the 2011 National Board of Review Awards in NYC and the stars all tried their damnedest to look chic and stylish instead of tacky and attention-seeking. Seriously, it’s interesting how there’s a sort of style hierarchy to awards season. Everyone’s going to...

Kittens know the drill: film festival red carpet, celebrities in borrowed clothes, bitchy comments. Ready? GO! Charlize Theron in Lanvin  A little too plain and unadorned. Is everyone in Hollywood suddenly allergic to jewelry? We like the shape here, but we think it needed some oomph.  ...

Geez, we hate to sound like such a broken record with this gal but she’s the only one out there right now doing anything interesting on the red carpet. Besides, lazy celebs are still on holiday, it seems, instead of hitting the red carpets of the world to give us stuff to talk about....

Looks like Reese felt it was time for an image shakeup. Reese Witherspoon featured in the February 2012 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Carter Smith and styled by Mario Grauso. That doesn’t even look like her. At first glance, it looks like an Olsen twin. She even sounds a little...

Darlings, we were going to play Pretend Stylist with these accessories but the aesthetic of Miu Miu is just a bit too much for most starlets to pull off, so we can’t actually see too many of them being so risky as to sport a lot of these pieces. We’ll tell you what: half the...

We initially rejected the idea of featuring these pictures here. “Aren’t we all just a bit Fanning’d out?” we asked the sky. “Didn’t we just put an Elle Fanning editorial up? Do we need a Fanning/Elle followup?” Dakota Fanning featured in the February...

Darlings, let’s all start the day off with some fresh-faced pretty. And you don’t get much more fresh-faced than Elle Fanning. We, along with some of our Bitter Kittens, have been mostly critical of how she’s been dressed for her public appearances, but leave it to Teen...

Her sister Rooney’s been getting all the love from us lately and that’s just not fair, considering how much we love Kate tearing up the scenery as crazy bitchghost Hayden on American Horror Story. Kate Mara attends premiere of “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” in New York in a...

Darlings, what better way to close out the first day of the work week than by watching someone pretty in the throes of ennui? Let’s all watch Rosie get her Betty Draper on in the 2012 Resort collections. Pop a Miltown and enjoy, darlings. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in an editorial titled...

Well! Looks like SOMEONE is feeling a little saucy!   Carey Mulligan featured in the January 2012 issue of W Magazine photographed b Michael Thompson and styled by Edward Enninful. Hair by Jimmy Paul. Makeup by Aaron De Mey.   Oh, don’t get too excited. While there is a fresh...

Kittens, we feel an edict coming on. From now on, any stylist who thinks putting a starlet in Twiggy drag for an editorial is a good idea has to spend the next year working as a sales assistant in a Lane Bryant. It has been DONE, stylists. Time to find another icon. Dianna Agron featured in...