Oh please.   Florence Welch attends the Opening Ceremony and ‘The Great Gatsby’ Premiere during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival in Miu Miu. Miu Miu Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Sam Rollinson (WOMEN) Girl, come ON. We fully support the flying of the Flo Freak Flag, but...

Kate Bosworth attends the premiere of ‘Black Rock’ in Los Angeles in Miu Miu.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR...

Once again, Miss Solange has given us much to discuss.   Solange Knowles leaves her hotel in New York City in a Low Classic from Opening Ceremony striped suit paired with Miu Miu platform sandals. Low Classic from Opening Ceremony Striped Pants Miu Miu Satin Platform Sandal with Jeweled...

Check out Miss Flo getting sexy on the red carpet!   Florence Welch attends the world premiere of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New York City in Miu Miu dress accessorized with a Miu Miu bag and shoes and Sorellina jewelry. Although we have to laugh, because Flo’s version of...

Who’s in the mood for some SHOES, kittens?   Yeah…. we don’t know. We’re not quite ready for a return of the Spice Girls look. Is anyone, really; when you get right down to it?   Miu Miu Fall 2013 Shoes: YEA or NAY?   There are a couple of cute ones...

Miss Scarlett does a little springtime pretty on the cover of Marie Claire. She also does a little springtime pouting and springtime photoshopping.   Scarlett Johansson covers the May 2013 issue of Marie Claire magazine in a Dolce&Gabbana dress photographed by Txema Yeste. On how she...

Emily Blunt attends the premiere of ‘Arthur Newman’ in Hollywood, California in a Miu Miu dress paired with Vince Camuto sandals and Neil Lane Jewelry.     [Photo Credit:...

Here she is, folks: your Daisy Buchanan, star of the upcoming Gatsby, Carey Mulligan, in one of the worst pictures of her we’ve ever seen:   Carey Mulligan covers the May 2013 issue of Vogue Magazine photographed by Mario Testino in an Oscar de la Renta gown. Seriously, Vogue....

Gotta give it up to Miss Lady. This is lovely.   Jada Pinkett Smith attends the ‘Free Angela & All Political Prisoners’ New York City Premiere in a Miu Miu gown paired with Saint Laurent sandals. Saint Laurent ‘Paloma’ Platform Sandal Quietly lovely, somehow....

Adorbs:   Elle Fanning arrives in Los Angeles. Acne Lia Twist Knit Sweater. Thierry Lasry ‘Sexxxy’ Sunglasses. Miu Miu Jeweled Cap-toe Sneaker. And we NEVER say “adorbs.” We’re permanently opposed to its usage, along with “totes.” But we...

Miss Mia gets to work a lens for Dazed & Confused. She’s got a ways to go before she can be declared a master at it, and really, this editorial didn’t give her much of a chance to stretch herself, since she’s obscured or doubled over most of the time, but the dresses are...

We’ll always love a lady who takes risks with her fashion and Miss Zoe is definitely one of those ladies. But looking at these pics, we wonder if she isn’t better suited for classic, simple looks.   Zoe Saldana attends the Miu Miu Fall 2013 show during Paris Fashion Week....

  Renee Zellweger attends the Miu Miu Fall 2013 during Paris Fashion Week in a Prada lace dress.     [Photo Credit: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty...

Oh, how we clapped and laughed at this sight:   ‘Mad Men’ star January Jones attends the Miu Miu Fall 2013 show during Paris Fashion Week. BRAVA, Miss Jones. That is some primo drag. We don’t care if the blouse is pulling a bit; we can’t help but snap our fingers...

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

Well shit. Chloe just went from “cute, precocious baby teen who sometimes dresses too old for her age,” to “really cool chick who’s probably too cool to talk to us.”   Chloe Moretz grabs lunch in West Hollywood carrying a Miu Miu bag and wearing Fiorentini +...

For once, we don’t much like what the normally supremely appointed Miss Kerr is sporting on the street. We may not get this chance again soon, so we should all rush to make fun of her.   Miranda Kerr leaves studio in New York City. Mango Printed Jacket. Helmut Lang Skinny Leather...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

Awards season, darlings! If you’re not sick of all these people yet, just give it a day or two. Let ‘er rip, celebs.   Amy Adams in Vionnet  Don’t love the hair and the skirt’s maybe a bit too complicated for its own good, but she looks pretty.    ...

Wow, Baby Sis towers over Big Sis. Who knew?   Elle Fanning and Dakota Fanning attend a promotional event for the 2013 J.ESTINA Spring/Summer Presentation in Seoul. Opening Ceremony Floral Dress. J.ESTINA Neo Glam Collage Tiara Necklace. Miu Miu Patent Jewel-Heel Bow-Toe Sandal. Nina...

In thumbnails, this looked like a slight step forward, sartorially speaking, for Miss Brit. But the full-size photos tell another tale, unfortunately. Or rather, they tell the same old tale: Britney Spears attends Fox’s ‘The X Factor’ viewing party in Los Angeles, California...