Miranda spews her fabulous and annoying perfection all over a camera lens and we can do little in response but sit here in awe. Bitch.   Miranda Kerr covers the April 2013 issue of Vogue Australia magazine photographed by Miguel Reveriego and styled by Natasha Royt. Saint Laurent Spring...

For once, we don’t much like what the normally supremely appointed Miss Kerr is sporting on the street. We may not get this chance again soon, so we should all rush to make fun of her.   Miranda Kerr leaves studio in New York City. Mango Printed Jacket. Helmut Lang Skinny Leather...

She’s just fucking with us now, right?   Miranda Kerr carries her adorable pup as she makes her way around New York City. Givenchy Antigona Satchel Bag Miu Miu Cat Eye Tortoiseshell Sunglasses Like, it’s not enough that she looks so spectacular walking down the street that we...

We all need something to comfort (and disinfect) our eyes after that last post, don’t we, darlings? Here’s your shot of fabulous to get you back on your feet, so to speak: Miranda Kerr out and about in New York City. 3.1 Phillip Lim Silk Chiffon-sleeved Jersey Top. Balenciaga...

Jesus Christ, she’s not human.   Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr attends a business meeting in New York City in a Victoria Beckham dress. Victoria Beckham V-neck Sheath Dress. Lanvin Pointed-Toe Asymmetric Leather Pump. Miu Miu Cat Eye Tortoiseshell Sunglasses. Prada...

It’s weird how, all summer long, the starlets went out in getups more appropriate for fall, and now that we’re winding down to the last week or so of summer, a whole bunch of them hit the red carpet in floaty whites. It’s like they all suddenly got a clue. Miranda Kerr...

Darlings, here are pictures of Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr walking down the street  looking impossibly chic. Let’s all agree right now to hate them.   Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr out and about in Sydney, Australia. Those bitches. Let’s also agree that Legolas is getting...

Yesterday we highlighted two of the attendees of this event, the Museum of Modern Art’s 4th Annual Film benefit, “A Tribute to Pedro Almodovar” in New York City, but since so many ladies really brought it to the red carpet, we’re gonna run down a few more. Chloe Moretz...

Darlings, if the Met Gala is fashion’s prom night, then we suppose the CFDAs are more like a school awards banquet, except everyone’s afraid to move too much or eat anything because they’re all dressed in thousands of dollars of borrowed clothes. Ah fashion world,...

Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch....