We clapped and squealed with delight* at first sight of these pictures. “Something bold and graphic!” we cried. “Bold and graphic on the red carpet! Huzzah!”  We do so like when someone tries to be interesting, darlings. And besides, anything’s better than...

Milla Jovovich IS Queen of the Swamp Lizards! And y’know? That actually sounds like it could be the title to one of her movies.   Milla Jovovich attends the 2012 DreamBall Gala in New York City in an Armani Privé gown. Armani Privé Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Nimue Smit (NEXT)...

Jeez, who knew, back in the early ’90s when she was posing on the cover of High Times with a big ol’ fatty, that Milla Jovovich would turn into Elizabeth Fucking Taylor? Milla Jovovich covers the September 2012 issue of FLARE magazine photographed by Max Abadian and styled by...

Darlings, the stars came down from the sky for a very good cause. Let’s show our appreciation by critiquing their clothes!   Berenice Bejo in Giambattista Valli Couture Absolutely gorgeous. We’re not crazy about the shoulders, but this more than makes up for that monstrosity...

Come on, you fame addicts! COME AT US! Amber Heard in Zac Posen It’s a standard dress and it’s also kind of a standard Amber Heard/Zac Posen dress. She doesn’t look bad, but it’s all very expected. And we don’t love the color.   Amy Poehler in Fotini Oh, the...

Line ‘em up!   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace What the shit was she doing with her leg all night? Did she come down with a bout of crazy or something? Because usually Angie’s pretty demure when it comes to playing the sex card. That was just odd the way she kept sticking...

Sometimes, someone does everything so right that we’re left a little speechless. Milla Jovovich attends the world exclusive premiere of “The Three Musketeers” in 3D in London, England in a Salvatore Ferragamo gown. Shoes by Brian Atwood, clutch by Jimmy Choo and black and...

Darlings, let’s slap up a bunch of random pictures from the Cannes Film Festival and form opinions, shall we? Kirsten Dunst attends the “Melancholia” Premiere during the 64th Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals in Rodarte. At first glance we were all,...