Celebrities attend the Atelier Versace Fall 2012 show at the Ritz hotel in Paris. Since we’re jealous that we weren’t there, let’s rip their outfits to shreds. With love, of course.   Christina Hendricks in Atelier Versace Spring 2012 Good Christ. Look, we’re just...

Darlings, it was the GLAAD Media Awards, and for an event that’s all about image, a lot of these folks didn’t seem particularly concerned with theirs. Come on, gays and gay-friendlys; we know it’s not the Oscars, but half of y’all look like you arrived in the clothes...

Darlings, Sunday night is Hollywood’s Prom, the Academy Awards. And you know how it is with proms: yours were always less extravagant and more wholesome than the ones those awful kids are having today. And what’s with all these pre-prom parties? Why, in our day, we were lucky to...