Darlings, celebrities clawed their way out of their holes in the ground and made their way to toward the light, in the hope that once they got there, someone would hand them an award. Let us judge them.   Aimee Garcia Terrible color for her.   Angelina Jolie in Jenny Packham...

We love this editorial. W did the same thing last year; took all of the most-talked about performances of the year, dressed the actors up in new and sometimes unexpected ways, and shot some gorgeous pictures. The men are all a little standard and disappointing, but the actresses managed some...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

One common criticism we hear about Michelle’s style choices is that she defaults to the too-precious looks way too often. We mostly like her style and we think she’s working looks that suit her quite well, but we can agree that there are times she gets a little too “Hipster...

Because making celebrities cry is Job One here at T Lo Making Celebrities Cry Institute, Ltd.   Berenice Bejo in Elie Saab  Very pretty color; kinda shapeless; wrong shoes.   Charlize Theron in Azzedine Alaïa  Outside of Dior commercials, she doesn’t bring enough drama to her...

Kittens know the drill: film festival red carpet, celebrities in borrowed clothes, bitchy comments. Ready? GO! Charlize Theron in Lanvin  A little too plain and unadorned. Is everyone in Hollywood suddenly allergic to jewelry? We like the shape here, but we think it needed some oomph.  ...

Ladies, is this skirt too short for sitting down on TV? Michelle Williams makes an appearance on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” in Jason Wu. Jason Wu Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Emily Baker We don’t really think so, but she’s got her hands clamped down on that thing like...

We should hate this look. Are you a devoted minion? Then you can figure out why.   Michelle Williams attends the AFI Fest 2011 Special Screening Of “My Week With Marilyn”  in Hollywood in an Oscar de la Renta dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Oscar de la Renta Strapless...

We suspect the Bitter Kittens don’t really love Michelle the way we do. It seems like every time we post about her, a bunch of the precious unborn fawns of our comments section weigh in on their dislike for her. This doesn’t make us sad because everyone’s got the celebrity...

Kittens, it was the 15th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by Starz at The Beverly Hilton Hotel! Because Hollywood can’t go 20 minutes without giving someone an award! Let’s see how our celebrities did.   Amber Heard in Roksanda Ilincic We love the colors here, but...

Early reviews are in on “My Week With Marilyn,” and despite what the Bitter Kittens have said about her unsuitability for the role, the buzz is that Michelle Williams does an astonishing job with it. We smell Oscar. But enough of that. Let’s judge how she and her co-star did...

Back when it was announced that Michelle Williams was cast as Marilyn Monroe, we opined that we couldn’t think of a better choice because not only is she an excellent actress who will more than likely nail Marilyn’s unusual combination of sensuality, cynicism, and childlike...

Darlings, it was the 2011 BET Awards held (judging by the light) in the middle of a desert at high noon. Seriously, all these ladies look like they’re blinded. And some of them look like their blindness retroactively extended back to when they chose their outfits. OH NO WE DIDN’T!...

Kittens, it was the 2011 Billboard Music Awards, held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. Maybe we’re burnt out from those horrid dressers of Young Hollywood, but this crowd did relatively well, all things considered. Come. Judge with us. Beyonce in Lanvin Pretty much perfect....

Interview Magazine May 2011 Issue By Vendela Vida Photographer: Mikael Jansson Stylist: Karl Templer Hair: Antony Turner Makeup: Mark Carrasquillo On her Norwegian background: “No, I’ve never been [To Norway], and my mom didn’t speak it. We made a lot of lefsa, a Norwegian dessert, to...

  Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011  We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein...

Darlings, a bunch of sweaty, nervous, grasping celebrities smiled through their teeth and pretended like they adore their competitors at the 83rd Academy Awards nominees luncheon held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. Let’s see how they did.   Amy Adams in Valentino Spring 2011 We think...

January Jones in Versace Spring 2011 We have a feeling we’re not going to get a lot of backup on this, but we love the way she looks. Yes, we advised her to stay away from edgier pieces, but she managed to pull it all together. The reason this works is because, for once, her hair and...

  Amy Adams in Carolina Herrera in Spring 2011 “Meh” is officially over, so we will not say “meh.” Starting now. It’s a nice enough dress, but we’re kind of bored with Amy Adams and her nice enough dresses. She’s too young, pretty, and famous to...