Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch....

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

Darlings, it was the prom night of the fashion world, as anybody who’s anybody descended on  New York City with their stomachs sucked in and in their very best borrowed finery. We’ve got a LOT of ground to cover, so get your coffee and let’s get started. Amy Adams in...

Darlings, it was the 2011 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner at the Washington Hilton on April 30, 2011 in Washington, DC. As the saying goes, “Politics is show business for ugly people,” so let’s see who they shipped in to pretty the place up, shall we?...

Armani Coat. Michael Kors Hoodie. Interview Magazine May 2011 Issue By William Van Meter Photographer: Robbie Fimmano Grooming: Jamie Taylor/The Wall Group On watching yourself onscreen: “I just recently saw a close-to-finished version of Thor. I was impressed. It is often difficult to...

Interview Magazine May 2011 Issue By Vendela Vida Photographer: Mikael Jansson Stylist: Karl Templer Hair: Antony Turner Makeup: Mark Carrasquillo On her Norwegian background: “No, I’ve never been [To Norway], and my mom didn’t speak it. We made a lot of lefsa, a Norwegian dessert, to...

Heidi Klum attends The 16th Annual Los Angeles Antiques Show 2011 in a Michael Kors jumpsuit.   Michael Kors Fall 2011 Collection Model: Joan Smalls      Oooooh, girl. We don’t think so. It’s been Michael Kors week here on the blog, what with Michelle Obama and...

Kim Cattrall attends the Canadian Premiere of “Meet Monica Velour” in Michael Kors.   Michael Kors One-Shoulder Jersey Drape Dress   Darlings, it is with tremendous glee that we read the comments for “IN or OUT” posts lately. After thousands of “ARE YOU...

  US President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama pose with Vice President Joe Biden and his wife Jill Biden at event launching a ‘national initiative to support and honor America’s service members and their families’ at the White House in Washington, DC.  ...

  Giorgio Armani’s woven leather jacket and plissé knit gown. W Magazine May 2011 Issue “The Devil in Miss Jones” Photographed by Craig McDean Styled by Lori Goldstein Hair by Oribe Salon Miami Beach Makeup by Jeanine Lobell for Chanel Do you like Betty? She’s superficial,...

  Rag & Bone Fall 2011 Collection Kittens, we are well aware of the likelihood of ony thinking “hippie chick” when one hears the word “poncho.” For ourselves,we have a hard time hearing “cape” and not thinking of either Liberace or Superman. Or...

  Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci Pre-Fall 2011 ELLE Magazine May 2011 Issue – The Women in Music Issue We’ll feature more of the “Ohmigod, Girls can play MUSIC?!?” ladies in other posts, but for now, let’s take on the Cover Girl. She looks crazy hot in that...

BlackBook April 2011 Issue Photography by Santiago Sierra Styling by Christopher Campbell Hair by Alex Polillo @ Starworksartists.com Makeup by Mai Guynh for Mark Cosmetics @ The Wall Group On her personal style: “I’m so lucky to have the best hairdressers and fashion stylists in the...

Begorrah!   Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny, U.S. President Barack Obama, Kenny’s wife Fionnuala O’Kelly, first lady Michelle Obama and U.S. Vice President Joe Biden attend a St. Patrick’s Day reception at the White House in Washington. The first lady is wearing a...

  Darlings, it was a cocktail party and dinner hosted in honor of designer Michael Kors during Paris Fashion Week at the U.S Embassy in Paris and Anna Wintour (in Balenciaga) silently judged everyone who walked in the door.  We were never very good at the whole silence thing...

Abbie Cornish in Elie Saab   We like the dress, which is appropriately dramatic, but the Ruth Buzzi hair has got to go.   Anderson Cooper   He looks adorable but his pants are too long.   Anika Noni Rose   RuPaul would say she’s bringing realness. We think she...

Y’know, the bitchery’s just not flowing this morning, kittens. The ladies did pretty well last night, we have to say. But for you, we’ll try to work something up. Bitchery’s like phlegm that way; a couple good strong throat-clearings and the next thing you know,...

  Catherine Zeta-Jones attends a Royal Investiture at Buckingham Palace, where she was presented with a CBE by Charles, Prince of Wales, in honor of services to the film industry and to charity. We heard about this getup before we saw it, in the manner of “OHMIGOD, did you guys SEE...

Ah, Fashion Week. It all seems like a dream, except we have mountains of laundry to do and it all smells like Marc Jacobs’ Bang or Dolce & Gabbana’s Light Blue. As we wallow in our pajamas and revel in carbs again, let’s take one last, loving, bitchy look back. Hidetoshi...

  Debra Messing attends Michael Kors After Party at Carlyle Hotel in NYC in Michael Kors, of course.  Oh. Oh dear. We wanted to like this. We were prepared to like this. We do not like this. Okay, first: can we say something about the Lady Bird Johnson hair? Debra, honey. What IS...

One of the cappers to our week at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week was the sentence, “Tom and Lorenzo, welcome to the American Express Skybox.” The night before, we were invited to the highly exclusive skybox to watch the Michael Kors show from some of the best seats in the house,...