We don’t care what anyone says about Kate Moss. Criticize her looks or pooh-pooh her personal life; you put that girl in the right clothes and point her at either a runway or a camera lens and that bitch can WERQ. Miu Miu Kate Moss featured in the August 2011 issue of Vogue UK...

Happy Holidays to all the Bitter Kittens! And the very best of New Year’s, darlings! What? It’s August? Well, someone should’ve told Christina Ricci, then. Christina Ricci attends the Disney ABC Televison Group’s ‘TCA 2001 Summer Press Tour’ in Beverly...

Duchess Kors is launching a jewelry collection this fall in partnership with Fossil, Inc. We have formed opinions about it and we urge all our minions to do the same. Let’s take a look: Click here to see more [iframe: src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9esxRNSWVB4" frameborder="0"...

The Duchess and his two backup singers hit Good Morning America to pole-dance for the new season of Project Runway. Let’s assess. “Project Runway” judges Nina Garcia, Michael Kors and Heidi Klum stop by ‘Good Morning America’ in New York City. What a shocking...

Let’s check in again and see how the ladies did in their efforts to navigate the sea of nerdery in San Diego. Freida Pinto attends ‘Immortals’ Press Line during Comic-Con 2011 in San Diego. Michael Kors Resort 2012 Collection See, that’s the thing about “this...

A sand-blasted and airbrushed SJP has the distinct privilege of being the face for “THE AGE ISSUE” of Vogue. We’re sure she loved having that plastered in all-caps to the right of her head.   Sarah Jessica Parker featured in the August 2011 issue of Vogue photographed...

Just to give you a little taste of Project Runway, which starts in a little more than two weeks, let’s check out what everyone’s favorite German supermodel/hostess is lugging around Manhattan this summer. We don’t know why Frau Seal attempted to move the show to L.A. Oh...

Frau Seal hauls herself back up on the publicity machine to poledance for Project Runway and proves that she’s still got it (as if there was any doubt). Heidi Klum covers the August 2011 issue of Glamour magazine On her critiques becoming harsher: “I don’t think so. But I do think...

Darlings, it was the 2011 BET Awards held (judging by the light) in the middle of a desert at high noon. Seriously, all these ladies look like they’re blinded. And some of them look like their blindness retroactively extended back to when they chose their outfits. OH NO WE DIDN’T!...

It’s hot and sticky here, so we’re in the mood for a frigid blast of fierceness. Fabucreature Zoe Saldana gets her Zhivago on in the latest Harper’s Bazaar Russia and we love it all; the clothes, the model, the setting. We could do without the braid, especially since pairing...

So we read the other day that Jennifer Hudson is writing a weight loss memoir. Kittens? What’s a weight loss memoir? No, really. “I remember that one time I was really hungry, but I didn’t eat anything. And then there was that time when I stayed on the treadmill for another...

The Kluminator and the Duchess hit the red carpet for a good cause and we think they both look smashing. We’re going to work “smashing” into our daily vocabulary. Also, “supercilious,” because it sounds funny. Anyway. Heidi Klum at the 2nd Annual amfAR...

Theater folk! They’re dirty, hardscrabble creatures who live under bridges and don’t employ stylists. But they all showed up for the Tony Awards and that means we’ve all got some opinionating to do. Get your bitchpants on and let’s get started. Anika Noni Rose Someone...

Michael Kors took his genius for sportswear, smashed it up with actual sporting gear, and offered his latest definition of resort wear. Inspired by his last trip to Australia, the zipped-up surf and scuba-inspired looks in neon colors make it feel like he took this chance to free himself up a...

Darlings, if the Met Gala is fashion’s prom night, then we suppose the CFDAs are more like a school awards banquet, except everyone’s afraid to move too much or eat anything because they’re all dressed in thousands of dollars of borrowed clothes. Ah fashion world,...

Darlings, we still have plenty of bitchy work to do. We realize it’s a Monday and you may need to mainline coffee just to get through the day, but your services as a bitch are required. Get yourself a Red Bull or something. Ready? Then we’ll begin. Alyson Michalka in Ramy Brook A...

Soon to be unleashed on America due to her co-starring role as The Girl in the new Green Lantern movie (because every superhero movie has to have The Girl in the supporting role, clutching her hands to her chest and looking earnestly to the sky as her man saves the day), Blake gets a jump...

It’s Friday and none of these ladies rated a post all their own, so let’s just run down some of the looks of the week and type out whatever pops into our heads, mkay? We’ll start. Feel free to jump in at any time. Lucy Hale at the 36th Annual Gracie Awards Gala in Ina...

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie attended the Los Angeles premiere of “Kung Fu Panda 2″ and took the moment to remind the world that their genetic superiority makes them too good for color. Michael Kors Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Daphne Groeneveld SHE: Looks funereal as usual, even...

We don’t pretend to know anything about the inner workings of the minds of either of these ladies, but man, they look like they really, really hate each other in these pictures. Marie Claire June 2011 Issue; Kate Hudson & Ginnifer Goodwin Kate Hudson on gaining 70 pounds during her...

Kittens, that “Something Borrowed” movie, like 99% of rom coms, looks like crap, but we just can’t stop talking about what everyone wore to the premiere. Hilary Swank attends the premiere of “Something Borrowed”  in Hollywood in Michael Kors. Michael Kors Fall...