Brace yourselves, bitches. This is going to come as a shock.   Kate Beckinsale attends the “Underworld: Awakening” Madrid Photocall in Michael Kors. Michael Kors Twist Front Matte Jersey Dress YES, SHE’S WEARING THE SILLY PUTTY PUMPS. WE KNOW. But despite our year-long...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

Geez, we hate to sound like such a broken record with this gal but she’s the only one out there right now doing anything interesting on the red carpet. Besides, lazy celebs are still on holiday, it seems, instead of hitting the red carpets of the world to give us stuff to talk about....

Darlings, if you know anything at all about us, then you know we are all about promoting the Way of the Diva. As such, could there possibly be anyone more appropriate to discuss the red carpet stylings at the taping of “VH1 Divas Celebrates Soul?” No. There is not. Hit it, ladies....

Tom Cruise wants the world to know how very manly he is. So manly, that his body actively rejects suits, like, with antibodies or something. Because what could be girlier than a man’s suit, amirite?   Tom Cruise and Paula Patton at the premiere of “Mission: Impossible –...

For his pre-fall collection, the Duchess looked to the west, taking his inspiration from Ann Bonfoey Taylor, a skier and Colorado socialite he described as “Nan Kempner on the range.” It’s a pleasant surprise. We think it can be fairly said, even when he’s utilizing...

Darlings, let’s close out International Skinny Blonde White Woman Day by shining a spotlight on the current biggest skinny blonde white woman around.   Lady Gaga featured in the January 2012 issue of Vanity Fair magazine photographed by Annie Leibovitz. Stylist: Nichola...

Darlings, those Twilight gals have such a busy schedule lately that we’re forced to start a “Twilight Watch” post. Forgive us. But hey, dresses to discuss.   Kristen Stewart in Roberto Cavalli Kristen Stewart attends the UK premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn...

Darlings, after a long, hard day of critiquing celebrity style choices, there’s nothing we like more than to gaze at models partying while wearing gorgeous clothes and  bold jewelry. It’s the Michael Kors Holiday 2011 Ad Campaign photographed by Mario Testino and it’s...

There’s almost no point in playing Pretend Stylist with the latest sandals, you guys. You know why? Because stylists and starlets are notoriously gun shy when it comes to shoes and subsequently, the red carpets of the world are trod upon by an endless parade of nude pumps or black...

JHUD.   GURL. Jennifer Hudson at the Michael Kors Celebration of American Fashion at the US Ambassadors Residence in Tokyo, Japan. You are KILLING US here. More importantly, you are KILLING this dress. We would have liked to have seen more divatastic makeup, because a show-stopper dress...

Yes, we’re firmly in “European Socialite Married to Deposed Royalty” territory now. This is a look for stumbling out of a Prague disco at 5 in the morning. Lady Gaga leaves a theater in London in Michael Kors. Michael Kors Fall 2011 Collection Shocking that Gaga is wearing...

Oh Mary J. Blige we love you get up. Who better than you to get her diva on for Elle by wrapping herself up in fur and giving face? No one, darling. No one better than you. What becomes a legend most? This’ll do nicely. Yes, this will piss off the anti-fur advocates and we don’t...

Hit it, ladies: You can tell both Heidi and Nina stepped up their games this week, knowing they’d be sitting next to someone who’s well known for being stylish and fabulous. We’ll give her a lot of credit for wearing something that’s at least interesting and not just...

Time once again to turn the tables on these judgmental bitches, darlings. Heidi Klum wears a Balenciaga top, Alice by Temperley skirt, YSL shoes. Wildlife by Heidi Klum jewelry. The combined total value of these pieces is probably way more than your mortgage payment and she managed to make...

Back when it was announced that Michelle Williams was cast as Marilyn Monroe, we opined that we couldn’t think of a better choice because not only is she an excellent actress who will more than likely nail Marilyn’s unusual combination of sensuality, cynicism, and childlike...

For spring, Michael Kors wants to take us all on safari. And if we get to wear clothes like this, we might even be willing to put up with the snakes and the bugs the size of our iPhones. It’s safari filtered through a luxury lens. Gorgeous, rich, earthy shades of brown and green,...

Ooooh, the ladies really brought their A-game to this one, kittens. Heidi Klum, Nina Garcia, Michael Kors, and L’Wren Scott pose on the runway at the Project Runway Spring 2012 fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at The Theater at Lincoln Center on September 9, 2011 in New...

We have a feeling, given the crack-y nature of last night’s judging, that no one really feels like complimenting any of them right now. Well, don’t you worry, kittens. We worked in some bitchiness for you. Erin Wasson wears Michael Kors. We don’t care if a model goes all...

Darlings, it’s been so long since we’ve done a Pairs Division post! It’s been a long, dry summer on the red carpet. Hit it, ladies: Jessica Chastain and Helen Mirren attend “The Debt” screening at the Tribeca Grand Hotel. Jessica Chastain wears a Christian Dior...

It’s an unexpectedly pissy day here as we look out at the grounds of T Lo Estates. Unexpected, because we weren’t paying attention to the forecast, and pissy because it’s been dark and humid and rainy all day, which is in turn making us both dark and moody. We might have...