Look at the Duchess in his white jeans! You go, girl! We’re still not gonna bother rating you, though.   Heidi Klum Wow. Kors needs to get some sleep! While the nerd in us (i.e., Tom) appreciates Heidi’s salute to The Legion of Doom‘s Giganta …  ...

Hit it, ladies! We’re fixin’ to judge ya!   Heidi Klum in Thomas Wylde and Christian Louboutin Christian Louboutin ‘Maggie’ Watersnake Pump Y’know… we’re torn on this one. After the pajamas fiasco of last week, we appreciate the effort. And this...

Selena is serving up late-’60s Ronstadt realness; a reference bound to go over the heads of any Teen Vogue readers.   Selena wears an American Eagle Outfitters shirt, $40. Jill Stuart bralet, $248. Gucci necklace. Pandora gold rings. Selena’s own silver ring. Giles &...

It’s time once again to turn the tables on the judges. As always, Kors remains not worth including in the discussion. We love the Duchess but his uniform is boring. Unlike red carpet outfits, the judges on Project Runway have to consider (or at least, should consider) how the outfit is...

Crank the AC up as high as it’ll go, darlings. Your pretty for the day is Michael Kors’ fur-and sweater-wrapped fall 2012 ad campaign, which WWD described as  “a latter-day version” of Carole Lombard and Clark Gable. We don’t know if we quite agree with that one, but it...

Comic Con, bitches! Where angry nerds in TARDIS and Wonder Woman costumes resent the starlets cluttering up the hallways! We’re torn. Tom is a nerd; Lorenzo is a fashionisto. Tom thinks the TARDIS-attired have a point; Lorenzo just loves another chance to look at famous people wearing...

Darlings, it was the Critics’ Choice Television Awards, where the stars come out on their best behavior because if there’s one thing a star cannot abide, it’s criticism. So let’s get to criticizing, bitches!   Aisha Tyler  It looks like a decent enough dress on...

MISS FLO!   President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama host dinner to present Israeli President Shimon Peres with the Presidential Medal of Freedom in the White House. Michelle Obama wore a Michael Kors dress paired with House of Lavande vintage earrings. Snaps the hell up,...

The Duchess’s theme for this collection was “opulent minimalism,” said to be inspired by his recent trip to Turkey, which TOTALLY sounds like Michael Kors. Nobody does Resort like him. You can just see the fabulous jet-setter, hopping from place to place with an entourage carrying...

If we were Michael Kors — hey, that would be kind of a fun party game. If we were Michael Kors … … We’d color-coordinate all the people on staff. Wednesdays are FUCHSIA! … We’d order $3000 worth of pizza from Domino’s and have it delivered to Jason...

Come on, you fame addicts! COME AT US! Amber Heard in Zac Posen It’s a standard dress and it’s also kind of a standard Amber Heard/Zac Posen dress. She doesn’t look bad, but it’s all very expected. And we don’t love the color.   Amy Poehler in Fotini Oh, the...

Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

Darlings, who doesn’t love a good hat? Well, people with big heads, we suppose. Marc Jacobs Granted, it seems like a bunch of designers went full-bore crazy when it comes to the hat designs for this season. Anna Sui, Burberry Prorsum, Christian Dior Donna Karan, Emilio Pucci, Giorgio...

We’re torn on this look. Debra Messing attends the opening night of ‘Peter And The Starcatcher’ on Broadway in Michael Kors. Michael Kors Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Hanne Gaby Odiele Mostly, we find how she dresses for public appearances to be a little disappointing. She...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day; a colorful editorial with some great looks, an interesting model, and a really dumb name. Do try not to focus too much on the latter, won’t you? Enjoy. Marni Spring 2012 Collection/La Fée Maraboutée Spring 2012 Collection ELLE Canada May...

Hey, Miss Bey! Beyonce Knowles out and about in NYC wearing a Michael Kors top paired with Etro skirt. Bag by Alexander Wang. Alexander Wang ‘Devere’ Shoulder Bag Listen, we’re only on our second cup, which is NOWHERE NEAR enough coffee juice to get us started anymore, so...

The Smash gals hit the town and if they have one thing in common it’s that they dress like Amish movie stars. Megan Hilty attends the 23rd Annual GLAAD Media Awards in NYC in a bklue dress paired with Walter Steiger pumps. Katharine McPhee attends Royal Oak 40 Years: From Avant-Garde to...

At his heart, Michael Kors is a classic, old-time showman and it’s never more evident than when he’s mounting a runway show. The vibe in the tent is intensely high-energy beforehand, as celebrity after celebrity files in and takes their seats, to the lightning-storm flashes of...

We’re home, darlings! Our cologne bottles didn’t break in our luggage and our cats didn’t eat each other in a horrifying, frenzied lapse into feralism OR destroy anything in kitty resentment. All is right with the world. But we just can’t say goodbye to Fashion Week...

You bitches better love us. Because, while we’re used to meeting reality show contestants, having drinks with them, and then turning around and criticizing them on our blog, we’re not at all used to it when it comes to fashion editors and stylists that we know. Even worse when...

Darlings, let’s all pack up our fabulous Michael Kors accessories and jet off to a safari vacation, populated only by insanely good-looking bronze people with no body fat. Fashion is fantasy (most of the time) and we’ll not hear a word about how unrealistic this particular fantasy...