Hotter-than-Georgia-asphalt stars Michael Fassbender and Charlize Theron grace the cover of W, darlings. Excellent news for people who worship the genetically gifted, yes? Charlize is wearing a Dior Archive lambskin dress, LaCrasia Gloves gloves, and an Elsa Peretti for Tiffany & Co....

Darlings, here is your Morning Fassie. It’s long overdue. It’s also kind of hilariously bad.   Michael Fassbender attends the world premiere of “Prometheus” in London. Yes, the face is cute, but let’s focus, people. The fit here is, as always with Fassie...

Darlings, here is your pretty for the day: Michael Fassbender, getting his strokable mug stroked by some stupid bitch who thinks she’s all that:   Suit, $1,195, shirt, $375, and tie, $130, by Calvin Klein Collection. Tie bar, $15, by The Tie Bar. Michael Fassbender is featured in...

Once again providing you with your RDA of Fassie. Michael Fassbender featured in the June 2012 issue of Esquire UK magazine photographed by Alice Hawkins and styled by Gareth Scourfield. Boring clothes and setting, but you can’t hide that personality. Anyway, we finally saw Shame the...

Darlings, it has occurred to us that you all are probably not getting your Recommended Daily Allowance of Fassbender. Thankfully, Vogue, as it so often does, provides us with sustenance.   Vogue May 2012 Issue Editorial: “Modern Times“ Models: Michael Fassbender and Natalia...

More of those wacky Brits and the award-hungry Americans who keep annoying them! Bonnie Wright Credit where it’s due: this is a pretty fashion-y look for the red carpet. We salute her daring. We’re not entirely sold on it, however. Expecially the dark tights.   Cuba Gooding...

Well, now that his penis is trending on the twitter (thanks to George Clooney), why not check in on T Lo’s favorite underwear-eschewer in a smoldering Interview editorial? Michael Fassbender featured in the February 2012 issue of Interview magazine photographed by Sebastian Kim and...

Darlings, it was the 2011 National Board of Review Awards in NYC and the stars all tried their damnedest to look chic and stylish instead of tacky and attention-seeking. Seriously, it’s interesting how there’s a sort of style hierarchy to awards season. Everyone’s going to...

Because it’s Friday and because this man is delicious.If you need more reasons than that, then we can’t help you.   Michael Fassbender featured in the December 2011 issue of GQ magazine photographed by Nathaniel Goldberg. “Fassbender, at 34, has an appealingly weathered...

It’s really cute to see two co-stars who genuinely seem to like each other and that doesn’t seem to include inappropriate touching in front of cameras. Too often the “I JUST LOVE MY CO-STAR” posing gets a little grabby, but these two just look like good friends who are...

Really, is there anything else to be said after that title? “Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani.” That about covers it, wouldn’t you say? You know what you’re going to get with a title like that. Michael Fassbender attends the premiere of “A Dangerous...

We already had this post in the pipeline when the commentariat rose up as one and answered the question: “YEA or NAY: Guys in Turtlenecks?” with “MICHAEL FASSBENDER, BITCHES.” And it’s true, the man was a delicious scoop of turtleneck-y goodness in that X-Men...

Donna Karan Spring 2011 Top [Rag & Bone Spring 2011 Pants] W Magazine April 2011 Issue Editorial: “Dual In The Sun” Featuring Mia Wasikowska and Michael Fassbender By Lynn Hirschberg Photographs by Jean-Baptiste Mondino Styled by Lori Goldstein Hair by Recine Makeup by Aaron...